-Combat-
Fishhook attacks McFleshrender with sword, rolls5, +2, Total=7.
McFleshrender defends using the crossbow as a hammer, rolls 1, -1, total=0.
7>0
Fishhook rushes McFleshrender in a swift attack swinging his sword at McFleshrender's arm. McFleshrender fumbles with his crossbow in an attempt to bring it up and block the blow but fails so miserably. His arm is sliced off.
Fishhook then slices off his other arm, then both of his legs. He proceeds to make a Monty Python reference before chopping of the poor fellows head.
Manezza attacks Penguin with mace, rolls 4, total=4.
Penguin defends with hammer, rolls 4, total=4.
Tie and reroll.
Manezza attacks Penguin with mace, rolls 4, total=4.
Penguin defends with hammer, rolls 5, total=5.
4<5
Manezza attacks with his mace swinging low at the defending hammerdwarf. The swing is blocked swiftly by the shaft of Penguins hammer. Penguin swings back, bringing the hammer down on Manezza's chest. The blow crushes his armor and caves in his rib cage. Manezza falls to the floor.
Most dwarves would stop here happy with their kill, but not penguin. Penguin smashes Manezza body again and again. The end result is less dwarf carcass, more dwarf syrup.
Let turn 19 begin.
Player name | Character name | Character symbol | Weapon used | Lives |
Cheeetar | Simo | ∞ | Marksdwarf | ♥♥♥ |
webadict | Sir Knighticus III | @ | Swordsdwarf | ♥ |
Siquo | Ace McSpade | ♠ | Speardwarf | ♥♥ |
Frelock | Fenneth | Φ | Hammerdwarf | ♥♥ |
Impending Doom | Francene McFleshrender | § | Marksdwarf | ♥♥ |
Duke 2.0 | Manezza | U | Macedwarf | ♥ |
Strife26 | Trifes | ☼ | Speardwarf | ♥ |
Penguinofhonor | Penguin | p | Hammerdwarf | ♥♥♥ |
Inaluct | Inalucthotep | g | Hammerdwarf | ♥♥♥ |
Pandarsenic | Panda | ♣ | Hammerdwarf | ♥♥ |
Wimdit | Admiral Fishhook | ¿ | Swordsdwarf | ♥♥♥ |
Sir_Geo | A guy wearing a monocle | * | Hammerdwarf | ♥♥ |
(The artifact holder will be colored red)
AlliancesThe Knights Who Stay North:
Inalucthotep (inaluct)
Manezza (Duke 2.0)
Sir Knighticus III (webadict)
Francene McFleshrender (Impending doom)
Simo (Cheeetar)
Panda (Pandarsenic)
Middle Alliance:
Trifes (Strife26)
Fenneth (Frelock)
Southern Alliance:
Ace McSpade (Siquo)
A guy wearing a monocle (Sir_Geo)
penguin (penguinofhonor)
Arctic Sub-Alliance:
A guy wearing a monocle (Sir_Geo)
penguin (penguinofhonor)