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[Footkerchief]

It has little bits of rot water.

That's what really gets me.  Maggots, okay, but solid cheeses that "weep" liquid are an abomination.

[SirHoneyBadger]

Yes, but, all cheese "weeps" liquid, when it melts.
The tears of cheeses are great for nachos. 

Cheese is fairly obnoxious stuff. It's rotten, semi-liquid, bug-infested cow ichor.

[Footkerchief]

Yes, but, all cheese "weeps" liquid, when it melts.
The tears of cheeses are great for nachos. 

Cheese is fairly obnoxious stuff. It's rotten, semi-liquid, bug-infested cow ichor.

That's different and you know it.  I have quesadillas in the oven right now so I refuse to be told otherwise.

[Duke 2.0]

Yes, but, all cheese "weeps" liquid, when it melts.
The tears of cheeses are great for nachos. 

Cheese is fairly obnoxious stuff. It's rotten, semi-liquid, bug-infested cow ichor.

That's different and you know it.  I have quesadillas in the oven right now so I refuse to be told otherwise.

 Cheese is a bit different from this cheese. 'Normal' cheese is merely considered, erm, 'fermented.' This stuff is clearly rotting.

[Foa]

Yes, but, all cheese "weeps" liquid, when it melts.
The tears of cheeses are great for nachos. 

Cheese is fairly obnoxious stuff. It's rotten, semi-liquid, bug-infested cow ichor.

That's different and you know it.  I have quesadillas in the oven right now so I refuse to be told otherwise.

 Cheese is a bit different from this cheese. 'Normal' cheese is merely considered, erm, 'fermented.' This stuff is clearly rotting.

I personally think that milk is urine, feel free to put out where the urinary gland is.

[SirHoneyBadger]

Which goes back to my original assessment that this stuff is the Devil's Jizz.

[Nadaka]

That is a legendary cat, and I must know it's name.

Her name was Puff of Smoke.

[Cheshire Cat]

i just have to say this.

OH GOD OH GOD CURSE MY CURIOSITY THOSE IMAGES AND MEDICAL PAPERS OF PEOPLE INFESTED WITH FLY LARVAE WERE HORRIBLE! SCREW YOUR AWFUL MAGGOTY CHEESE!!!

and witchetty grubs are totally different. you arent required to eat them alive, if you buy them they come frozen, and even if you want to they die when you chew them. this fly maggot cheese is illiegal because the maggots can actually survive your stomoch juices and take up residence in your intestine. and due to my horrible horrible tendancy to click every last link and read everything, i now know that fly larva can get into your bloodstream from your digestive tract by burrowing to escape those nasty digestive enzymes, and can then infest any part of your body. children die from getting their heart muscles and bits of their brains eaten away. and there were pictures. i feel sick. and im going to be so paranoid about every random painful swelling that shows up after a camping trip now. and if you claim to be that immune to this stuff then get some keywords from wikipedia and type them into youtube. and keep a big syringe full of industrial solvent handy to help forget afterwards.

and i previously thought the idea of milking giant maggots like ants do was cool.

and also, sirhoneybadger, i likes your posting to the point that i have a random little cartoon of you as a dwarf stabbing a deer to death with a little hunting knife inspired by one of your comments somewhere*, but you were a little mean to dame pushy back there while you were making an effort to be funny. when friendly and heroic deerslaying pickled intestine eating superdwarvenly individuals act this way it makes me die a little inside.

*sadly scanner broke so could not post it in the relevant thread.
EDIT: spelling witchetty grub. seriously.

[SirHoneyBadger]

I agree, it was a little rude, and if I truly did offend the lady (and no offense was ever, truly, intended), then I would appologise--but in all honesty, it was what I was under the impression she was asking me for, and I gave it to her.

And while it was intended to be funny, I'd like to point out that it was intended to be funny to her, too--not just to myself, and/or to everyone else.

[Footkerchief]

I agree, it was a little rude, and if I truly did offend the lady (and no offense was ever, truly, intended), then I would appologise--but in all honesty, it was what I was under the impression she was asking me for, and I gave it to her.

Don't try that one in court.

[SirHoneyBadger]

Fortunately, I'm married, so I don't even have to think about that one