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[Jackrabbit]

I was flicking around in my most recent fortress when I checked out my Civ screen. The first shock was my civ was called "the happy sunny tombs" but then I saw my ruler. I never caught her name but it wasn't important.

Ruler/Elf queen. elf queen

ELF QUEEN

At the very least, my mayors were dwarven, if swamped by dozens of elf recruits. I need to check the legends, very badly. I must figure out how this traversty of justice happened. Then I must get enough wealth to attract this so called "Queen". And then, well, I must kill her.

[Christes]

Commonplace occurence wih the latest version, actually.

Why all the hatred toward elves?  An elf queen of a dwarf civ is probably even more dwarven than her subjects, if only to compensate.

[Yanlin]

You know the old saying. Elves are only good for two things. Dying and porn.

[SirHoneyBadger]

Ofcourse, now I have to mod the 'Queen of the Elves' into a gigantic 6-armed alien-looking megabeasty what lays chestbursting elf eggs.

Don't worry, I'll still make her pornalicious.

[NewMartianEmperor]

Elves are good for 2 more things: target practice and distracting human empires, keeping them from turning their eyes towards dwarvern lands. 

[Chandrasekhar]

You know the old saying. Elves are only good for two things. Dying and porn.

"Here is a masterful engraving by Urist Lovetunnels of an elf and a dwarf.  The elf is stroking down the dwarf."

[Zollarr]

You know the old saying. Elves are only good for two things. Dying and porn.

i have found my sig.

[Hawkfrost]

You know the old saying. Elves are only good for two things. Dying and porn.

"Here is a masterful engraving by Urist Lovetunnels of an elf and a dwarf.  The elf is stroking down the dwarf."

I think this is even better.

[ArkDelgato]

Wait, it may be the good kind of elf queen.
Like the band, Queen.

[MuonDecay]

Commonplace occurence wih the latest version, actually.

Why all the hatred toward elves?  An elf queen of a dwarf civ is probably even more dwarven than her subjects, if only to compensate.

Elves can't grow beards. How can they possibly rule over dwarves?

[ZergSpartan]

I was flicking around in my most recent fortress when I checked out my Civ screen. The first shock was my civ was called "the happy sunny tombs" but then I saw my ruler. I never caught her name but it wasn't important.

Ruler/Elf queen. elf queen

ELF QUEEN

At the very least, my mayors were dwarven, if swamped by dozens of elf recruits. I need to check the legends, very badly. I must figure out how this traversty of justice happened. Then I must get enough wealth to attract this so called "Queen". And then, well, I must kill her.

Any problem can be solved with enough magma.

[Mech#4]

Commonplace occurence wih the latest version, actually.

Why all the hatred toward elves?  An elf queen of a dwarf civ is probably even more dwarven than her subjects, if only to compensate.

Elves can't grow beards. How can they possibly rule over dwarves?

Any problem can be solved with enough magma.

Ditto 

[Foa]

I was flicking around in my most recent fortress when I checked out my Civ screen. The first shock was my civ was called "the happy sunny tombs" but then I saw my ruler. I never caught her name but it wasn't important.

Ruler/Elf queen. elf queen

ELF QUEEN

At the very least, my mayors were dwarven, if swamped by dozens of elf recruits. I need to check the legends, very badly. I must figure out how this traversty of justice happened. Then I must get enough wealth to attract this so called "Queen". And then, well, I must kill her.

Any problem can be solved with enough magma.

Or water, that is infested with The Three ( Carp, Pike, Sturgeon ) ... D':

[Mikko]

Don't say her name is Galadriel. We all know what happened to Gimli!

[Marlowe]

Mikko, are you still alive?

Evolution has failed us.