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Author Topic: The Phantom Moderator  (Read 125794 times)

Karnewarrior

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Re: The Phantom Moderator
« Reply #105 on: May 29, 2010, 12:22:04 pm »

Those who yell at the sky and defiantly call out the Gods as being cowards for failing to smite them overlook the fact that they are not worth the time.
Capntastic is not worth the time. >:(
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Re: The Phantom Moderator
« Reply #106 on: May 29, 2010, 06:39:54 pm »

I take some time off ruling the universe to play Cooking Mama's Cook Off, and I find my realm overrun with gnomes.
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Re: The Phantom Moderator
« Reply #107 on: May 29, 2010, 06:50:28 pm »

Kurtulmak!

Smite them! Smite them mightily!
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Re: The Phantom Moderator
« Reply #108 on: May 29, 2010, 07:59:34 pm »

Kurtulmak, I'll play Cooking Mama with you if you promise not to smite me, k?
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Karnewarrior

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Re: The Phantom Moderator
« Reply #109 on: May 29, 2010, 09:55:00 pm »

I take some time off ruling the universe to play Cooking Mama's Cook Off, and I find my realm overrun with gnomes.
Cooking Mama?

Kurtulmak is a mother?
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Re: The Phantom Moderator
« Reply #110 on: May 29, 2010, 10:09:19 pm »

I take some time off ruling the universe to play Cooking Mama's Cook Off, and I find my realm overrun with gnomes.

It seems that way.

But who is he a (cooking) mother too?
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Re: The Phantom Moderator
« Reply #111 on: May 30, 2010, 12:27:32 am »

Those who yell at the sky and defiantly call out the Gods as being cowards for failing to smite them overlook the fact that they are not worth the time.
Capntastic is not worth the time. >:(

Kurtulmak and I share a deep relationship that we do not feel needs to be made fully public.
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Re: The Phantom Moderator
« Reply #112 on: May 30, 2010, 10:15:32 am »

Wow. First time being edited by a mod. Cool. I still defy him!
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Re: The Phantom Moderator
« Reply #113 on: May 30, 2010, 05:14:10 pm »

You can't defy him. He changes your very actions. That is how powerful he is.

All bow down to him!
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Re: The Phantom Moderator
« Reply #114 on: May 30, 2010, 05:47:17 pm »

You can't defy him. He changes your very actions. That is how powerful he is.

All bow down to him!

Never!
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Karnewarrior

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Re: The Loser Moderator
« Reply #115 on: May 30, 2010, 08:46:40 pm »

You can't defy him. He changes your very actions. That is how powerful he is.

All bow down to him!
*Stands up*

-{EDIT}- I fixed my story.

I had heard rumors, nothing more. I wasn't expecting him to be here, tonight.

But it's fine. The gate is ready. The Heroes are coming.

Cacame, Elf King of legend
Morul, the strongest dwarf ever created
Ironblood, clothed in steel
Drizzt Do'Urden, blades drawn
King Nicoli, still dress in that rediculous outfit from MM9
Ender, holding the latest gun availible
Bean, because he followed Ender
Raj Ahten, in full control of Fire
Master Chief, holding a brute shot and a battle rifle
Sparrow, from Fable 2
Gimli, Axe shining
A Liberal Crime Squad, because we need cannon fodder
Chuck Norris, cracking his knuckles
Red team, because Blue team had a base here
Blue team, because Red team had a base here
White Spy, because Black Spy can't be here, can he?
Winnie the pooh, Ash Catchem, JD from Scrubs, Alex Mercer, Bubbles, Blossom, Buttercup, The Mythbusters, Frakensteins Monster, Johnny Test, Scooby Doo, The Power Rangers, Godzilla, Shaq, Batman, Aaron Carter, Abe Lincoln, Optimus Prime, Pac-man, Scruff McGuff, Jackie Chan, Indiana Jones, The Carebears, Sonic, Mario, John MCain, Superman, The terminator, Gandalf, The black knight, Spock, Doc Ock, Mr. Rodgers, Dolores Umbridge, Proffessor Dumbledore, Cattie-Brie, Jarlaxle, A infant, David After Dentist, a dog, Barack Obama, And Harry Potter.

We fought with Kurtulmak.

And we won.
« Last Edit: May 30, 2010, 08:50:58 pm by Karnewarrior »
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Re: The Loser Moderator
« Reply #116 on: May 30, 2010, 09:00:45 pm »

Best story ever.
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Re: ALL HAIL THE HYPNO-KURTULMAK
« Reply #117 on: May 30, 2010, 10:38:02 pm »

Dude, don't bait the gods.
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Re: The Phantom Moderator
« Reply #118 on: May 31, 2010, 09:20:49 am »

Besides, Ironblood is clothed in gore, not steel.
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Re: The Phantom Moderator
« Reply #119 on: June 06, 2010, 03:26:15 pm »

Kurtulmuk should implement an automatic smiting system.
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