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[chaoticag]

Peta seems to want to encourage us to eat fish, but after writing that overfishing paper for one of my classes I know better than to give in.

[Optimizt]

Great, fish are going to scratch up my couch and leave presents under my bed now too?

[magikarcher]

MMM... Sea Kitten Sticks... Makes me wish I lived on the coast 

[woose1]

Nah, I just say that to taunt them.

Silence mister Kimchi eater.

KIMCHI IS ROTTEN CABBAGE! WHAT DONT YOU GET ABOUT THAT? 

[Styrre]

Can we please, please, please keep PETA out of at least one fucking place on the Internet? I, for one, am sick of them.

[Haven]

Can we please, please, please keep PETA out of at least one fucking place on the Internet? I, for one, am sick of them.

Huh... I haven't seen them in quite some time, myself.

[Thndr]

Can we please, please, please keep PETA out of at least one fucking place on the Internet? I, for one, am sick of them.

Stupidity reaches all corners of the internet. There is no escape. The only escape is retreat. There is no retreat.

[Zasit Alebath]

 Alright, screw it PETA.

 For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat three.

 You decide.

i will gladly help you, sir, with this noble mission

[Duke 2.0]

Nah, I just say that to taunt them.

Silence mister Kimchi eater.

KIMCHI IS ROTTEN CABBAGE! WHAT DONT YOU GET ABOUT THAT? 

 Well, if it's rotten cabbage then the Koreans are geniuses for pulling it off.

[Saurus33]

I can see the logic in what this campaign is saying;

Kitties are cute right? Therefore, we equate fish with kitties, and people stop eating them!

Unfortunately for PETA, this is just making me hungry for kitten-burgers.

[Metalax]

My first thought on seeing this was "Oh just another action by the liberal crime squad", took me half a minute to realise that we weren't in the game world.

In accordance with rule 12 I asked my five year old advisor about this plan. She stated that "sea kitten sticks sounded cute" and she would therefore be more likely to eat them.

[Turnip]

 Alright, screw it PETA.

 For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat three.

 You decide.

i will gladly help you, sir, with this noble mission

I have already started it a while ago,  I didn't eat MORE food per say, I just reduced my vegetables and took the place of the vegetables with more meat.
I'm doing absolutely fine.

[Kreega]

As for those off to eat even more meat in retaliation, man you guys are funny. I pray you aren't Americans, we have way too many steriotypical obese people here. Or, if you are American and must eat it, jog a few miles afterward darnit. Don't let the PETA people beat you just because they inspired you to eat so much meat you are too fat to overpower them. That's what they want... Then they can take over the world! Just say no to letting the PETA be stronger than you!

What do you know man? I spent 40 (count them) years as a paratrooper on a completely meat based diet (bovo-feli carnivore, if you want to apply labels, which I SO don't) and was constantly healthy, if not HEALTHIER, than those primitive eggplant heads. Sure people would screw around with me, putting peas in my meat shakes and broccoli in my meat shakes, but I held out, and stuck to my MORALS, MAN. I'd go for WEEKS (count them) without eating any more than the skin from my knuckles.

[G-Flex]

Nah, I just say that to taunt them.

Silence mister Kimchi eater.

KIMCHI IS ROTTEN CABBAGE! WHAT DONT YOU GET ABOUT THAT? 

In case you aren't kidding:
Yes, kimchi is fermented. So is a lot of the stuff you eat. Deal with it.

Unless you don't eat any cheese, booze, soy sauce, bread of any kind, sauerkraut, yogurt, a fair number of meat products, and a lot of others I can't think of.

[azrael4h]

I subsist entirely on the principals of cynicism, sarcasm, and apathy. I don't need to eat.

Amusingly, I had cheese burgers tonight for dinner. A cow died for me to eat tonight. And it was darn tasty.