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Sea kittens
« on: January 08, 2009, 07:30:52 pm »
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Re: Sea kittens
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2009, 07:39:39 pm »
actually i dont like fish, but with all the +cat tallow roast+ an *cat meat biscuit* i saw the last year i would propably eat more fish
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Re: Sea kittens
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2009, 07:41:22 pm »
Quote from: Decimator on January 08, 2009, 07:30:52 pm
I, for one, think this is a wonderful idea.

http://sweetness-light.com/archive/peta-campaign-fish-are-sea-kittens

GDF PETA. Talking as if everything is on the same level as everything.

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Don't wash you hands with anti-bacterial soap cause that will kill Micro Kitties!!!

Great idea for implementing in DF, though. Sea Kitties.
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Re: Sea kittens
« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2009, 08:23:05 pm »
I find this demeaning to fish.  Can a kitten survive being repeatedly bludgeoned, and then stabbed, and then being kept from their natural environment for several hours only to start flopping about when you gut it?  That fish was a trooper, and I hope it passed on its badass genes before we ate it.
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Re: Sea kittens
« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2009, 08:26:38 pm »
You sick bastard, you ATE Fish Norris! How could you?
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Re: Sea kittens
« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2009, 08:33:16 pm »
"RADICAL international animal rights group PETA has launched its most bizarre campaign yet, demanding fish be renamed "sea kittens"."

Bizarre? More like retarded.
I can understand the goals of PETA, but seriously...sometime they are quite nonsensical and ridicolous.  ::)
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Re: Sea kittens
« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2009, 08:39:12 pm »
Quote from: Impending Doom on January 08, 2009, 08:26:38 pm
You sick bastard, you ATE Fish Norris! How could you?

Impossible as only Chuck Norris can cut Chuck Norris.

Anyway, sea kittens. Hm, I hope Fisheralwaysdie posts here. Sea Kittens hm, what about the dog fish?

What's it called now?

Should we now name it catfishdogfish?
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Re: Sea kittens
« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2009, 09:04:14 pm »
I'm a vegetarian, but PETA's shenanigans make me want to tear into a live baby deer with my teeth.
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Re: Sea kittens
« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2009, 09:26:25 pm »

 Alright, screw it PETA.

 For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat three.

 You decide.
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Re: Sea kittens
« Reply #9 on: January 08, 2009, 09:30:17 pm »
way to quote maddox


Seriously though, PETA just makes it harder for anyone else with an actual, decent animal rights agenda to be taken seriously.

They're hypocrites, too. They talk about how animals have rights to the extent that keeping them as pets is tantamount to slavery, yet then they encourage neutering and euthanization in shelters. I don't get it; we can't even keep them as pets/companion animals, yet we have the right to gas and castrate them? There's some kind of logical inconsistency there.
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Re: Sea kittens
« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2009, 09:36:11 pm »
Wish someone had the balls to actually sell cat & dog meat jerky
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Re: Sea kittens
« Reply #11 on: January 08, 2009, 09:45:45 pm »
Cook books also once contained instructions on skinning and cooking squirrels, back when dinosaurs roamed the earth.

Quote from: Pilsu on January 08, 2009, 09:36:11 pm
Wish someone had the balls to actually sell cat & dog meat jerky

Outside China and such places, you mean. Don't worry, they only eat the stupid dogs.
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Re: Sea kittens
« Reply #12 on: January 08, 2009, 10:26:44 pm »

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Outside China and such places, you mean. Don't worry, they only eat the stupid dogs.
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The slow ones too.

This is retarded. I mean, how bad is it when people are going to start calling sharks their "FuddleWuddleKins"?

I understand how sharks are not the cold-blooded killers we make them out to be (Wait... actually.. they are) But people should not reach over to pet a shark THEY SHOULD NOT!

Peta, I will eat you. with humus.
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Re: Sea kittens
« Reply #13 on: January 08, 2009, 11:02:19 pm »
PETA has one redeeming feature...

The lettuce ladies. http://www.lettuceladies.com/
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Re: Sea kittens
« Reply #14 on: January 08, 2009, 11:04:34 pm »
Hmmm... carpsplosion?
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