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Osmosis Jones

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Re: Sea kittens
« Reply #45 on: January 10, 2009, 10:21:41 pm »

Well, I don't know about you guys, but I'm off to enjoy my wonderful tuna-kitten sandwich. Extra good with fresh cracked pepper!
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Re: Sea kittens
« Reply #46 on: January 11, 2009, 12:15:41 am »

"RADICAL international animal rights group PETA has launched its most bizarre campaign yet, demanding fish be renamed "sea kittens"."

Bizarre? More like retarded.
I can understand the goals of PETA, but seriously...sometime they are quite nonsensical and ridicolous.  ::)
Sorry, I have to disagree.  This isn't nearly as retarded as when they put up huge ads equating chicken farms with Nazi death camps.

Cook books also once contained instructions on skinning and cooking squirrels, back when dinosaurs roamed the earth.
Actually, eating squirrels is making a comeback ;)
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Re: Sea kittens
« Reply #47 on: January 11, 2009, 07:45:34 am »

"RADICAL international animal rights group PETA has launched its most bizarre campaign yet, demanding fish be renamed "sea kittens"."

Bizarre? More like retarded.
I can understand the goals of PETA, but seriously...sometime they are quite nonsensical and ridicolous.  ::)
Sorry, I have to disagree.  This isn't nearly as retarded as when they put up huge ads equating chicken farms with Nazi death camps.

I guess that I must agree.  ;D
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Re: Sea kittens
« Reply #48 on: January 11, 2009, 08:12:05 am »

What about the Beer > Milk campaign?
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Re: Sea kittens
« Reply #49 on: January 11, 2009, 10:04:19 am »

What about the Beer > Milk campaign?

Dwarven beer only.
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Re: Sea kittens
« Reply #50 on: January 11, 2009, 11:12:13 am »

What about the Beer > Milk campaign?

How the hell are those two related? Explain!
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Re: Sea kittens
« Reply #51 on: January 11, 2009, 11:12:21 am »

But-but-but beer is made with yeast and other fungi, and that's cruel to the fungi! Not to mention all those innocent plants that go into the booze-production!  ::)

Animals are delicious to me. If you don't like 'em, that's fine by me. But don't deprive me of my momma's lasagna because it has beef in it!
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« Reply #52 on: January 11, 2009, 10:09:14 pm »

http://www.wegame.com/watch/We_Eat_Flesh/

I'm surprised that PETA hasn't tried what these hippy elves have to make a point.
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Re: Sea kittens
« Reply #53 on: January 11, 2009, 11:55:35 pm »

Doesn't eating fish help in brain development? At least that's what I've always had told to me...

::Gasp:: Their ultimate goal is the moronification of the entire human race!  :o
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Re: Sea kittens
« Reply #54 on: January 12, 2009, 12:06:33 am »

::Gasp:: Their ultimate goal is the moronification of the entire human race!  :o

They're certainly off to an impressive start >.>;
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Re: Sea kittens
« Reply #55 on: January 12, 2009, 02:02:22 am »

Peta...  The Real Life Equal to DF's Chesse Maker in terms of Usefulness...

I shall now begin mass production of Masterwork Sea Kitten Roasts
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Re: Sea kittens
« Reply #56 on: January 12, 2009, 05:34:00 am »

http://www.milksucks.com/beersurvey.asp
They believe milk is so bad for you and so sad for those poor cows that even beer is better for you.
Which is true.

They also tried to convince Ben & Jerry's homemade inc. (Ice-cream) to use human breast milk instead of cow milk...
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Re: Sea kittens
« Reply #57 on: January 12, 2009, 11:58:22 am »

http://www.milksucks.com/beersurvey.asp
They believe milk is so bad for you and so sad for those poor cows that even beer is better for you.
Which is true.

They also tried to convince Ben & Jerry's homemade inc. (Ice-cream) to use human breast milk instead of cow milk...

 Wait...

 So the PETA thinks milking is above cows, but not above humans?

 That does it. PETA is not run by humans. We are dealing with animals in human disguises. Sooner or later they will call for human meat to be used instead of animal meat.
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Re: Sea kittens
« Reply #58 on: January 12, 2009, 12:26:06 pm »

As a reaction of this, I have edited my RAWs to include sea kittens. Actually, all my fish are replaced with kittens. Well, the carp is a sea tiger or sumthing.
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Re: Sea kittens
« Reply #59 on: January 12, 2009, 12:51:01 pm »

http://www.milksucks.com/beersurvey.asp
They believe milk is so bad for you and so sad for those poor cows that even beer is better for you.
Which is true.

They also tried to convince Ben & Jerry's homemade inc. (Ice-cream) to use human breast milk instead of cow milk...

That makes zero sense. Human milk is produced the same way cow milk is produced. By having a baby. Why deny the baby its development by feeding it substitutes? Breast milk is proven to be the best for the baby. Now these guys want to farm humans instead of cows? Isn't there a term for that? Slavery? Enslaving animals is fine. They are not sentient. Let the wild ones thrive. But let us farm our own animals then.
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