We have a very special guest tonight. This man was elected leader of our intrepid group through no actual votes or decisions. Lets welcome the wind made flesh, Astor!
*Applause*
So, Astor, tell us about yourself.
Erm, Uh...
Oh, don't be shy. It's just thousands of people.
Wait, what?
Oh, I mean just this small studio audience. This is just practice.
Oh, well... Lived on the Flatlands. Home. I hunt the WallBeasts, who tower like walls. One day Shaman comes. He says evil come. I pack things and look for it. To kill it.
Fascinating. Simple life, eh?
*Astor nods*
From what I hear is you were elected leader without any official elections or even acknowledgment of your status. How did you become the leader figure Astor?
*Shrugs*
Alright. So, any lucky ladies you interested in now that you have returned?
My Mate. Home. Must return soon. Reason I go.
Ah, so a nag?
NO! Protect her! Always!
Oh, wow. So we have a faithful guy on our hands. Well, lets move to a different subject. I hear you learned magic there. Tell us more about that.
Lightning cracks the sky in two. It is an instant thing. Quick, precise, such magic came naturally to me.
What of fireballs? Can you make us a fireball?
No... no fire. Never.
Huh, seems you have had a bad past with fire. Alright, that's fine. Well, it was excellent meeting you Astor!
*Studio applause*