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Heron TSG

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The Most Worthless Artifact Ever!!!
« on: January 07, 2009, 12:46:19 am »

"The Clutch(es?) of Counseling"

a stone bed, made out of a crazy stonecrafter's desire to make stone beds from clear zircon. the damn thing is worth TEN dwarfbucks! TEN!

'This item is of high quality... blahblahblah....  It is made of rock. It is encircled with bands of rock.'

Luckily my dwarves love to sleep on it. It'll make for a good 'counseling unit', which will involve airlock food and water, legendary rooms, etc. Maybe that name DID make sense.
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Re: The Most Worthless Artifact Ever!!!
« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2009, 12:53:35 am »

I thought artifacts have a X multiplier that would have prevented anything even close to that value-less from being made. I don't suppose you are using a modded version, where the ingredients are worth nothing?
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Re: The Most Worthless Artifact Ever!!!
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2009, 12:56:35 am »

Does it actually say "made of rock"? Because that would be a bug.

Seriously, this entire THING can't be anything but a bug except maybe for some extremely weird modding scenario.
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Re: The Most Worthless Artifact Ever!!!
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2009, 04:15:22 am »

Moody dwarves can make anything they please.
Rock blowguns are fine, pipe sections of ice are great.
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Re: The Most Worthless Artifact Ever!!!
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2009, 04:17:12 am »

Silk weapons are good.
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Re: The Most Worthless Artifact Ever!!!
« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2009, 09:50:11 am »




yes. it IS crap.

ALSO, this is made with vanilla DF.
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Re: The Most Worthless Artifact Ever!!!
« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2009, 10:23:44 am »

Must be a glitch. There is no item called "rock".
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Re: The Most Worthless Artifact Ever!!!
« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2009, 11:51:43 am »

Glitch or not, it's not worth more than 10 dwarfbucks anyway.  ;D
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Re: The Most Worthless Artifact Ever!!!
« Reply #8 on: January 07, 2009, 12:14:37 pm »

Yeah that's a bug, can't remember where I saw another thread describing it, search functions gives nothing :(
If I recall correctly, which I probably don't, 'Rock' is the template for real rock like alunite or bauxite.
Sometimes this screws up if stuff isn't referenced correctly, and you end up with 'Rock', which has no value and weighs so much (In it's pure form) you wonder why it isn't crashing through the floor.

Again, that's if IIRC.
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Re: The Most Worthless Artifact Ever!!!
« Reply #9 on: January 07, 2009, 12:16:32 pm »

Something might have destroyed the materials he was using.
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Re: The Most Worthless Artifact Ever!!!
« Reply #10 on: January 07, 2009, 12:17:36 pm »


 Aha!

 Rock is a generic stone made from undefined rock. It is worth nothing and had a ridiculously high weight. Thus an artifact made from it would be useless.
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Re: The Most Worthless Artifact Ever!!!
« Reply #11 on: January 07, 2009, 06:06:17 pm »

Odd that a material with a high weight would be refined into a ridiculously light bed.
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Re: The Most Worthless Artifact Ever!!!
« Reply #12 on: January 07, 2009, 06:43:14 pm »

Yeah that's a bug, can't remember where I saw another thread describing it, search functions gives nothing :(
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Re: The Most Worthless Artifact Ever!!!
« Reply #13 on: January 07, 2009, 11:10:08 pm »

what's weird is that I did this without mods or editing in the current version, yet my dwarf somehow turned CLEAR ZIRCON into a 'rock' bed at a CRAFTSDWARF'S workshop. you don't bring gems to a crafting shop, much less turn them into leather sofas!  :P
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Re: The Most Worthless Artifact Ever!!!
« Reply #14 on: January 08, 2009, 01:53:29 am »

Ah yeah that's the one Jack :)
Still makes no sense why vanilla DF would produce it..

Barbarossa which version are you using? 40d? 40d5? 40d42?
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