((
No.
Awww.
Anyway.))
Insurgo raised the clay figure. Light glinted off it's beer-soaked sides.
It had started as a human, but quickly they had added a third arm under the right arm, because
"The more the merrier, right? I mean, uh, you can hold more stuff."
Tentacles had been hung all over it, courtesy of the flesh eater. The left hand had been given seven fingers. A third eye had been installed on the back of the head. Spikes were run down the spine.
Bone plating was stuck onto the back of it's shoulders. It had two horns, one a simple cresent, another twisted like a goat's.
"Almost perfect" Insurgo said. Then he took a tiny glowing gemstone from a pocket, and placed it on the counter.
"A ruby? What for?"
"S'Not a ruby. It's part of my citadel. It provides protection against magic." Insurgo's fist crashed down on the gemstone, and it shattered into tinier pieces.
He took a piece, and carefully pushed it into the creatures head. Then he placed it on the counter.
It fell over.
Insurgo sighed, and threw the figure onto the floor.
"Ehh, it was silly to think I could do something right."
The flesh eater patted him on the back, and slithered.
"Yeah, he's right. You don't need people to win. You still have the horsemen, right?"
Insurgo nodded glumly.
"Barguy.."
The figure fell into a puddle of beer on the floor. Despite the fact that the puddle was only a covering, it began to sink.
Late at night, in the village of Yarak's single inn, Grunt the barman was cleaning up. Balancing several clay mugs on his wooden tray, he walked into the kitchen where a puddle of beer lay on the floor. Grunt sighed, set down the tray and went to grab the mop. As he prepared to clean the floor, the puddle flashed, causing him to stumble backwards. He regained his balance, only to see a hand reach up out of the floor.
Grunt flinched, and rubbed his eyes. However, the hand was still there, accompanied by an arm and several tentacles. A second arm reached out and grabbed the edge of the puddle, and the creature pulled itself up. Grunt stared in horror as the second right arm grabbed the edge too, and a horribly twisted head arose from the puddle. It opened its mouth, and roared at him.
((Create populace (3PP of 5): The Corrupted. Weird, twisted humans. Lack working vocal cords, as such are equipped with dissembodied voices.))
Three days later, the villagers had finally decided to charge the inn, and try to kill the creatures within. As they rounded prepared to break down the door, there spoke a voice out of the air. It said, with a cheerful tone;
"Greetings villagers! Please do not resort to violence! We understand that are previous actions may have been confusing! However, we did not have enough time to study you, and as such we did not understand Grunt's reaction to us! Our instincts regrettably guided us towards the unfortunate incident! Now we have studdied your ways, we will leave! We long to travel to the great lake known as Undaparo's Nose! Once again, we apologise for our actions! In the future, we will reimburse you!"
When the voice finished, the door to the inn opened, and the corrupted shambled out. Several villagers threw up as the former body of Grunt came into view, but none had the heart to attack.
The last two corrupted came out carrying a still. One of them turned to the villagers, and a voice said:
"We are borrowing this item in order to allow our continued existence! Goodbye now!"
The corrupted traveled for many days and nights, marvelling at the world. The group grew as they met up with parties from other villages. Most carried a barrel or two, several had stills. Every night the corrupted puzzled over the stills' workings, absorbing knowledge. Several experiments ended in failure, but many times the local vegetation became sustanance to them.
After weeks of slow shambling, the group crested a hill, and saw the great lake. It was still days of travel away, but they could already see their destination, their third eyes moving to their foreheads, to witness the beauty of it. Not to the eyes of mortals, but for those of a magical nature, an unhealthy glow lingered over a patch of forest.
"A place where magic has a lesser effect upon the world!" Said one joyfully.
"We have arrived at the site of Insurgo's citadel!" Cried another.
With a great cheer, the corrupted surged forwards. Slowly.
((Phew.
Anyway, what with everyone else having some form of populace, I decided Insurgo needed some.
Some clarification; The corrupted- think nuclear mutants. [Alchohol_dependant] nuclear mutants.
They have traveled to the above-ground site of Insurgo's (ruined) citadel.
They were created en masse where ever large quantities of alchohol were stored, in a one-off thing.
They are incredibly curious, yearning to understand the world. Luckily, they are very good learners.
For now, they will be simple tribal people, living around the area above Insurgo's citadel.
Take a couple, attack a couple, or run away from a couple, if you want. But do not use them as open-source populace, stick with humans for that.))