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Vlynndar

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Re: Good and Bad
« Reply #15 on: January 06, 2009, 01:53:43 am »
Sadly, Candy Island is the island that contains Candy Mountain. They soon met Charlie and his friends.
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Armok

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Re: Good and Bad
« Reply #16 on: January 06, 2009, 01:55:39 am »
Time rewinds to the point before the story derailed! Sally is now alive again!
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Cheeetar

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Re: Good and Bad
« Reply #17 on: January 06, 2009, 02:39:46 am »
They tie the fat goat named 'Scruffy' to a tree and force feed him sweetroots until he is choking.
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I've played some mafia.

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Siquo

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Re: Good and Bad
« Reply #18 on: January 06, 2009, 03:17:22 am »
Because of the violent choking, Scruffy coughs up the tumour that would have otherwise killed him! Scruffy Lives! Lives, I say! He is released, all rejoice at this fortunate turn of events, and they head homewards.
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Cheeetar

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Re: Good and Bad
« Reply #19 on: January 06, 2009, 04:43:13 am »
But unforunately, a big bad wolf was lurking at their home, having eaten their grandmother. He sizes up the animals, and eats Scruffy in one gulp.
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I've played some mafia.

Quote from: mainiac on October 14, 2016, 11:55:54 am
Most of the time when someone is described as politically correct they are simply correct.

Il Palazzo

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Re: Good and Bad
« Reply #20 on: January 06, 2009, 06:54:09 am »
Which was a bad idea, 'cause Scruffy being still alive in his stomach and being an unsatiatable fat goat that she was, begun to eat up the Big Bad Wolf from inside. Soon Sally and her friends were free again!
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Re: Good and Bad
« Reply #21 on: January 06, 2009, 07:10:25 am »
Scruffy, however, had developed a taste for meat and blood, and now attacked Sally and her little forest-friends!
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Quote from: Sappho on July 17, 2013, 07:31:46 am
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Re: Good and Bad
« Reply #22 on: January 06, 2009, 07:19:32 am »
Suddenly, a giant dwarf jumps out of the bushes and eats off Scruffy's head. Scruffy has been struck down. Tired by all the fat he consumed, the dwarf fell over and slept like a baby. Sally and her remaining friends happily went on.
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Re: Good and Bad
« Reply #23 on: January 06, 2009, 07:59:51 am »
As Sally is walking along she sees a necklace!

There is a necklace on the ground.
You pick up necklace
Wear what? [a-BB*?] b
You put on the necklace.
It constricts your throat!
You find it hard to breathe.
You're gasping for air.
You can no longer breathe.
You're turning blue.
You hear the howling of the Cwn Annwn.
You suffocate.  You are dead.  Do you want your possessions identified?  [y/n]
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Il Palazzo

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Re: Good and Bad
« Reply #24 on: January 06, 2009, 08:09:56 am »
Luckily, Sally is a notorious savescummer.
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Poltifar

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Re: Good and Bad
« Reply #25 on: January 06, 2009, 08:17:19 am »
But the save is corrupted.
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<@Poltifar> i specced myself into a corner, i should just reroll
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Il Palazzo

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Re: Good and Bad
« Reply #26 on: January 06, 2009, 08:28:09 am »
"Fuck", thought Sally. "I think I'll play something else then"
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Re: Good and Bad
« Reply #27 on: January 06, 2009, 09:20:20 am »
Unfortunately the only other game available was Spore.
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Siquo

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Re: Good and Bad
« Reply #28 on: January 06, 2009, 09:24:40 am »
A new patch for Spore was just released, making it the game we were all hoping it would be the last 4 years. Sally was overjoyed.
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Yanlin

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Re: Good and Bad
« Reply #29 on: January 06, 2009, 10:24:11 am »
BUT THEN SALLY REMEMBERED SHE WAS FUCKING DEAD!

Jeez guys, stop it with the child storylines. She's dead. You can't ressurect people just at a flick of a finger.
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