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[Il Palazzo]

Hitler turned out to be a suave guy, though. He and Sally fell in love, started a family, conquered Europe together, and lived happily ever after.

[cowofdoom78963]

But there was a horrible storm and hitler was swept off to sea! Sally go's insane and decides there is no other way to save her children from the wolves other then to throw herself on them, her children stare as the wolves decapitate her as she yells for them to get inside!

[Il Palazzo]

Fueled by the thirst for revenge, the Sally's children - Billy and Holly - trained for years with Miyagi-sensei to turn their bodies into deadly weapons. Finally when they were deemed ready, they went to the pub where the wolves usually hang out and ate their livers.

[Onlyhestands]

Sally decides to stay dead permamently, and everyone forgets that she ever even existed.

[cowofdoom78963]

But then all of a sudden Sallys boobs go "Sally! snap out of it! You have to go save the world from assman!" And then she was sure and she went.

[Il Palazzo]

...and she went, but she went too far, reached the place that should've never been reached and seen things that should've never been seen. When she came back, everybody marveled on how she'd changed. They asked her: 'Sally, why are you wearing a bulldozer costume?' and 'Why do you want us to call you Mr.Pain?'. Nothing was ever the same in Candyland.

[Cheeetar]

Infact, it was much better. Sally and her friends create a music video, and become rich!

[Cthulhu]

Rich with pain!  The studio caught on fire, and everyone was COMPLETELY DESTROYED.

[Jreengus]

Fortunately though a bigger better more funtastic studio came into being and it resurrected everyone who had been destroyed with its wonderful fun resurrectatron 5000

[Onlyhestands]

They all then went to a restaurant to celebrate. However Sally got food poisoning and died.

[Il Palazzo]

Which was hardly a problem, as Resurectatrons^TM became so widespread and cheap that dying was considered just a minor nuisance. The cook quickly brought Sally back to life, together with everyone else who ate his *Grease and Swarf Roast*.

[cowofdoom78963]

but then a robot from the past came and smashed the Resurectatrons!

[Jreengus]

Fortunately he missed one and Resurectatrons work on machines too!

[Strife26]

Then someone made an irrevelant and irrevent post!

[Cheeetar]

But everyone ignores that guy, so we just continued with the story.