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Okenido

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Re: Good and Bad
« Reply #30 on: January 06, 2009, 10:27:12 am »
Then Yanlin had his head eaten off by a dwarf!
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Il Palazzo

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Re: Good and Bad
« Reply #31 on: January 06, 2009, 10:42:03 am »
Quote from: Yanlin on January 06, 2009, 10:24:11 am
BUT THEN SALLY REMEMBERED SHE WAS FUCKING DEAD!

Jeez guys, stop it with the child storylines. She's dead. You can't ressurect people just at a flick of a finger.
He must've never heard of "The Bold and the Beautiful".
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Re: Good and Bad
« Reply #32 on: January 06, 2009, 10:45:58 am »
Sally happily continued playing Spore-As-It-Was-Meant-To-Be, not noticing Yanlin who was being ignored by everyone else anyway.
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Re: Good and Bad
« Reply #33 on: January 06, 2009, 06:38:31 pm »
sadly her computer exploded crippling sally for the rest of her life.
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Re: Good and Bad
« Reply #34 on: January 06, 2009, 06:59:15 pm »
If this was an evil turn, she'd be dead. But this is a good turn. So I hereby lift Sally's supposed-to-be-dead status.
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Re: Good and Bad
« Reply #35 on: January 06, 2009, 07:06:58 pm »
Quote from: Dragooble on January 06, 2009, 06:38:31 pm
sadly her computer exploded crippling sally for the rest of her life.

fortunately, the country that Sally lives in has excellent rehabilitative healthcare and programs to assist and teach the disabled. With this Sally has new vigor and hope in life in spite of being disabled. To assert her newfound confidence in living, she enters one of those Wheelchair marathon races.
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« Reply #36 on: January 06, 2009, 07:10:00 pm »
However Sally loses control of her wheelchair going down a steep slope. She crashes into Scruffy the goat and both of them die.
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Re: Good and Bad
« Reply #37 on: January 06, 2009, 07:42:21 pm »
Sally remained dead this time, but was given a lovely funeral.
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Re: Good and Bad
« Reply #38 on: January 06, 2009, 07:44:04 pm »
but then a robot from the past came and smashed the cake!
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« Reply #39 on: January 06, 2009, 07:48:35 pm »
People stared at the robot, both wondering why their is a robot AND wondering why their is a cake at a funeral. Sally's sister Molly confronted the robotic being, demanding to know who he was and where he's from.
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Re: Good and Bad
« Reply #40 on: January 06, 2009, 08:34:49 pm »
The robot pours mustard gas all about the place giving everyone a horse cough, as they ran for the exit a cat with 12 tails and a flaming torch confronted them! It goes "FEE FII FOE FUM I SMELL THE FEET OF A HU-HUMAN" and then terror and panic casused everyone to go home disapointed.
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Re: Good and Bad
« Reply #41 on: January 06, 2009, 08:46:44 pm »
but the cat wrote everyone an apology letter! the cat was forgiven and everyone had a huge party!
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Quote from: blah28722 on August 02, 2009, 09:59:32 am
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Re: Good and Bad
« Reply #42 on: January 06, 2009, 08:49:17 pm »
but then a robot from the past came and smashed the coffin!
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Il Palazzo

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Re: Good and Bad
« Reply #43 on: January 06, 2009, 08:55:06 pm »
To everyone's amazement, from the smashed coffin emerged Sally, not only alive but also healthier than ever and with silcon boobs! "It's a miracle", cried out Gonzo, Sally's boyfriend.
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Re: Good and Bad
« Reply #44 on: January 06, 2009, 08:57:57 pm »
But the Joy was cut short when a hitler fell down on everyones head and they were dead and Sally said, "Why has this happend today of all days?" And her boobs jiggled.
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