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[JoshuaFH]

Alright everyone, we're gonna write a story! This is how it's gonna work: Each poster will post a sentence or two, no more than a paragraph. The trick to be aware of though, is that this story is gonna follow a pattern! I'm gonna start off with something good, something innocent and lighthearted and nice, Then the next poster will continue the story, but now with a twist, with something BAD, something nasty and mean and cruel. Then the next poster's good, then bad, then so on.

lets begin!

Sally traveled the forest path towards the village, for their she can acquire vital ingredients that her Mom will need to make a most delicious lunch. With that lunch, will come the most delicious picnic! Exuding happiness, Sally's animal friend's join her in her march, prancing merrily alongside her...

[Dwarfaholic]

Flippy the Squirrel telepathically signals Spikey the Hedgehog:

"Excellent. All is going as planned. Soon we shall feed."

Spikey grins evilly.

[Vlynndar]

Sally and her friends then came to the most lush field of sweetroots, and she filled her baskets with help from her animal friends. They had enough to fill their baskets many times over!

[Yanlin]

Suddenly, a giant dwarf (?) jumps out of the bushes and eats off Sally's head.

Sally has been struck down.

[Il Palazzo]

Sally looked inquisitively at Weirdy, the Platypus'es absentminded expression.
-Have you been daydreaming again, Weirdy? I like to daydream too, but the dreams I have at night are the most colorful and sweet! Once I have dreamt about...
(Sally begins to describe her dream)
[Sally skipped school too many times to hang out with her animal friends, that's why she repeats 'dream' so often]

[Yanlin]

Suddenly Sally remembers she's dead. So she dies.

[Il Palazzo]

No she's not. So she doesn't.

[Cthulhu]

A week later, police are searching the woods for Sally, and alongside her body they find Il Palazzo, dead of retconning.

[inaluct]

And they catch Yanlin and put him in jail for the double murder, but he gets lots of candy, so it's okay.

[Il Palazzo]

At night, Yanlin would hear dead Il Palazzo's ghost howling and wailing, and when he complained to guards, they send him to the Arkham Asylum.

[Cthulhu]

Where they give him gummy bears and let him ride ponies all day long for the rest of his life.

[Il Palazzo]

Sadly, it ended very soon afterwards. Nobody knew the cause, but on the evening of his death, there were reported sightings of certain giant dwarf riding a headless corpse of Sally.

[JoshuaFH]

Ilpallazo's family wept at unexpected loss. Nobody knew what to do or how to continue their lives. Fortunately, the way in which Ilpallazo died was covered in his life insurance, which granted his remaining loved ones wealth through which to grieve by taking a vacation to the Bahamas!

[Captain Hat]

Regrettably, the ship became lost at sea.

[JoshuaFH]

Through what must have been magical forces, the cruise ship enroute to the Bahamas had become lost at sea. The machinery that let it move and navigate ceased functioning altogether. Ilpallazo's family seemed doomed, but when all seemed lost, the ship shook violently! Looking over the side, it became apparent that the ship had somehow run aground on Candy Island! Everyone was overjoyed at this fortunate turn of events.