The events of 6/14/1820
*As recorded by Helgird Medve*
Urist looked over the boot again. It was of masterful quality, beyond the likes of which he had seen outside of a few pieces locked away in the annals of a few very fortunate museums. Artifacted armors tended to be used until they dissolved. Which never happened. He looked through the lenses at the engraving on its surface. Then, with a scowl, he turned, and looked at the other boot. It was steel, like the first, but this one was only days old. It was designed to fit the right foot, where the old one was designed to fit the left. They shared the exact same engravings.
"They are identical," Urist declared. "A set."
"How is that possible?" Likot asked. He was still ashiver from the making of it. They still hadn't moved all of the toilet paper he had fortified himself with while he worked. "That one was made ten generations before I was born!"
"Twenty" Murged corrected. All eyes turned to her. "What? I can count."
"Wendt, put them on," Urist urged. Wendt glanced around, then shook his head. "What? You're turning down an opportunity to wear artifacted gear?
"I prefer my rifle, grave-raider", Wendt said simply. Still, all eyes, camera included, panned to the Memories of Heat hanging at his side.
"And you are as fine a fighter as Sebshokeshan has at the moment. Put them on." Urist said.
Wendt grumbled, but relented. He removed his steel toed boots and replaced them with steel everywhere'd boots. When he wore them, he hopped about on the floor experimentally.
"Surprisingly comfortable."
"I lined mine with silk," Likot offered.
"To which I am appreciable."
A human woman came running into the residence. "Urist, Wendt, come quickly. I found something!"
"What?" Urist asked.
"Too long to explain," she said, and tried to run back out, but found the door stuck behind her. She tugged on it ineffectually for several seconds.
"You now have time," Wendt said.
"We've found another one," she said, annoyed. Doubly so when Wendt's pet cat opened the door from the outside. They all quickly left the room before they were trapped inside.
"Found another what?" Wendt asked.
"You remember what we found that in?" she asked, pointing to the Memories of Heat. Wendt nodded. "And how you found another one, just as rotten, in the Pillar of Dusk?" Urist nodded this time. "Well, we've found another one. This one is in the eastern Old Stockpile. Right over the Precursor Pipe."
"Are you saying it's mummified?" Murged asked.
"How did you guess?"
"The Old Stockpile is hot, dry, and the sand is salty. What else would happen?" Murged shook her head.
"Fine. Whatever. Come, I haven't moved it from it's nook, but I don't trust the others to be so careful."
The group headed down the stairs, and into the baking heat of the Old Stockpile. The human points to a spot beside where the boiling pond was held back with ancient stone. "There. There it is."
"Aren't you coming with us?"
"No. No, I am going to drink myself into a stupor off of your alcohol."
As the woman left, Urist muttered, "A surprisingly dwarven sentiment."
They came upon it, splayed out on the sand. It's skin was black and shriveled, its teeth bared. Its jaw played host two short tusks, and the jaw itself was large. All told, it stood taller than a Man, and broader than a Dwarf. It was wearing the same bizarre armor as the first two, but in this one, the armor was entirely intact. Not penetrated by the Memories of Heat, nor shreaded by the unthinking mallice of the undead.
"Is it a Man?" Likot asked. Murged cuffed the man upside the head.
"No, you fool. It is too broad. And look at its ears!" she pointed.
Urist crouched down. "By the Ironblooded, she's right. These are ears of an Elf."
"It's no Elf I've ever heard of before," Wendt muttered. "Sure, it's tall enough, but look at the leggings. It would have had calves like mine, and thighs like my mother's to fit that armor. Elves were always dainty."
"And Elf skin turns grey when they mummify, not black." Murged added.
"That's all very fascinating," Urist said, distracted. "But what is this?"
Urist stooped and picked up an odd device. It was the size of his palm, smooth, and black. He tapped it a few times, and an image burst forth in light on one surface. All around him backed away in startlement.
"Daaz mak Fiv Dakka Sho."
"What?" Murged asked.
"Daaz mak Fiv Dakka Sho."
"Who's saying that?" Likot glanced around.
"Gral vir mak siih Sho van mar Dakka."
"It's coming from the device," Wendt said.
"Do you recognize the language?" Urist said, holding it toward the camera. The camera shook.
"I do not."
"What does it mean?" Murged asked.
"She just said she does not know," Urist said testily. He looked back at the figure, the Intruder. "Take it to the Dark Forest. Now that we have the water going again, it's the coldest place in this mountain. And figure out if anything else still works on it."
Wendt and Likot picked up the large figure and took it toward the underground forest growing directly under the ancient dining room.
"Do you think they had something to do with the loss of Sebshokeshan?" Helgird asked.
Urist looked at the camera. "I don't know. I just don't know."