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Author Topic: Catsplosion in RL  (Read 3403 times)

Keiseth

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Re: Catsplosion in RL
« Reply #15 on: January 02, 2009, 11:33:12 pm »

It would be funny if... "real life..." had FPS. They she'd stay in a stasis FOREVER!

I'm coining the word "catstasis" for this.
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Re: Catsplosion in RL
« Reply #16 on: January 03, 2009, 12:55:33 am »

Uh, well, based on the dimensions I've mocked up for a DF tile --(We will NOT get into this argument.  There's no physical dimensions to them yet.  A cat and a dragon share the same amount of space.)
That's around 50 cats on a tile.


I never understood why people said the tiles have to be 1.5x1.5x7.  Cubic tiles make much more sense to me, and 2.5Cube is pretty close to actual Dwarven dimensions, anyway(I was lurking for a long time before I joined, on account of I made the community worse by being part of it.  Kinda like a Noble.).

What I really want to know is how big wagons are that they don't fit in a single, infinite-volume tile.
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Re: Catsplosion in RL
« Reply #17 on: January 03, 2009, 04:18:56 am »

She feeds them like you feed ducks O_o
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« Last Edit: January 03, 2009, 07:17:34 am by Pilsu »
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Yanlin

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Re: Catsplosion in RL
« Reply #19 on: January 03, 2009, 09:10:53 am »

The cat has become enraged

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRyK_1g4VWQ&feature=related

Burger and Fries, the stray cat has gone berserk!

That's why you gotta cage cats you know... Not to mention this one wouldn't kill your FPS.
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Re: Catsplosion in RL
« Reply #20 on: January 03, 2009, 05:22:16 pm »

That was funny.  MEOWMEOW MEOW EOMMOMEW EMOWEMOWEMWE WEOWEMWEOMWEOWEOMWEMOWEMEWMOEWMOWEMOWMOWEMOWEMOWEMOWEMOMWEMWEOWEMOWEMWEOOMWEOMWEOEMWMOWEMOWEMOEWMOEWOMEMWOWEMOWEMOMOWEMOEWMOEWMOEWMOWEMOMOEWMWEMOEWMOWEMOEMOMOEWMEWMOEWMOEWMOEWMOEMMEOEWMOEWMOEMOEWMOEWMOWEMOEWMOEMOEWMOEWOMEWOEMO.



I want a sea of cats to swim in.  :(
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Re: Catsplosion in RL
« Reply #21 on: January 03, 2009, 05:53:31 pm »

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Rakoth

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Re: Catsplosion in RL
« Reply #22 on: January 03, 2009, 07:16:52 pm »

Having absolutely nothing to do with nothing, but I have to ask, ToonyMan - Where the dickens is that avatar from?
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Re: Catsplosion in RL
« Reply #23 on: January 03, 2009, 08:43:06 pm »

Having absolutely nothing to do with nothing, but I have to ask, ToonyMan - Where the dickens is that avatar from?

This movie/TV show.
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Re: Catsplosion in RL
« Reply #24 on: January 03, 2009, 09:13:59 pm »

Rakoth, you are the 6th person to ask that, congrdation!!






To stay on-topic.


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« Reply #25 on: January 03, 2009, 09:21:53 pm »

EXPLODING CATS!

link stolen directly from the wiki!
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Re: Catsplosion in RL
« Reply #26 on: January 04, 2009, 12:48:46 am »

Uh, well, based on the dimensions I've mocked up for a DF tile --(We will NOT get into this argument.  There's no physical dimensions to them yet.  A cat and a dragon share the same amount of space.)
That's around 50 cats on a tile.


I never understood why people said the tiles have to be 1.5x1.5x7.  Cubic tiles make much more sense to me, and 2.5Cube is pretty close to actual Dwarven dimensions, anyway(I was lurking for a long time before I joined, on account of I made the community worse by being part of it.  Kinda like a Noble.).

What I really want to know is how big wagons are that they don't fit in a single, infinite-volume tile.

A wagon is 9 times as large as a dragon. Imagine that.
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Re: Catsplosion in RL
« Reply #27 on: January 04, 2009, 03:52:23 am »

EXPLODING CATS!

link stolen directly from the wiki!
Now thats what I call a catsplosion!
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Re: Catsplosion in RL
« Reply #28 on: January 04, 2009, 07:03:47 pm »

EXPLODING CATS!

link stolen directly from the wiki!

Only 147? Tsk tsk, Im setting there petvalue to 1 and taking 2000 to the human capitol.

EDIT:Crap, I did it wrong. I set HOMEOTHERTHERM to 4000000000000 and they all just froze to death, spewing there guts all over, but without the firey fun. How do I set the body temperature?



EDIT 2: All the gore dissapeared, leaving only blood behind.
« Last Edit: January 04, 2009, 07:17:23 pm by Sareth »
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Re: Catsplosion in RL
« Reply #29 on: January 04, 2009, 08:35:18 pm »

I guess you'd just give them [FIXED_TEMP:4000000000000]
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