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Author Topic: What do you think Plump Helmets taste like?  (Read 13777 times)

Kay

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Re: What do you think Plump Helmets taste like?
« Reply #15 on: January 01, 2009, 05:11:24 pm »

Clearly they taste like Dwarven tears.
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Re: What do you think Plump Helmets taste like?
« Reply #16 on: January 01, 2009, 05:13:49 pm »

They probably taste like Top Ramen. So cheap it's totally tasteless and inedible without some sort of flavoring.

Actually, Top Ramen does have a flavor on its own-albeit a very faint, salty one.

So, like Dwarven tears then, I suppose.
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Re: What do you think Plump Helmets taste like?
« Reply #17 on: January 01, 2009, 05:15:15 pm »

They taste like a big, juicy helping of whatever rock they're growing on.
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Re: What do you think Plump Helmets taste like?
« Reply #18 on: January 01, 2009, 05:29:04 pm »

They're probably rocks and stones eaten by insane dwarves.
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Re: What do you think Plump Helmets taste like?
« Reply #19 on: January 01, 2009, 05:31:15 pm »

It tastes like Chicken...

or Tastey Wheet!
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Re: What do you think Plump Helmets taste like?
« Reply #20 on: January 01, 2009, 05:45:08 pm »

They taste like truffle!  :D
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Re: What do you think Plump Helmets taste like?
« Reply #21 on: January 01, 2009, 06:09:22 pm »

They tastes like mushroom, metal, stone, dwarven tears and blood. Why do you think they eats it raw and brews it up, and how it grows so quickly?  ;D
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Re: What do you think Plump Helmets taste like?
« Reply #22 on: January 01, 2009, 06:30:53 pm »

Dirt and shit.
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Re: What do you think Plump Helmets taste like?
« Reply #23 on: January 01, 2009, 07:38:11 pm »

Portabello mushrooms with a touch of low quality wine - that is, a little grapey and a little vinegary.
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Re: What do you think Plump Helmets taste like?
« Reply #24 on: January 01, 2009, 08:23:36 pm »

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Re: What do you think Plump Helmets taste like?
« Reply #25 on: January 01, 2009, 09:00:57 pm »

Sort of puffy and hollow, with slight grape taste. Yeh.

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Re: What do you think Plump Helmets taste like?
« Reply #26 on: January 01, 2009, 11:32:02 pm »

Portabello mushrooms with a touch of low quality wine - that is, a little grapey and a little vinegary.

I second that.  That's exactly what I thought when I saw the thread title.
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Re: What do you think Plump Helmets taste like?
« Reply #27 on: January 02, 2009, 12:00:13 am »

Mushrooms all taste pretty different to me... though I would wager a guess that they're something like a very large button mushroom, as they grow on non-nutritious soil (by mushroom standards).
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Re: What do you think Plump Helmets taste like?
« Reply #28 on: January 02, 2009, 12:40:55 am »

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Re: What do you think Plump Helmets taste like?
« Reply #29 on: January 02, 2009, 12:57:15 am »

Actually, I always imagined that they tasted like grape-apple-orange with a lettuce-like texture.
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