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JoshuaFH

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Re: Mother competition.
« Reply #45 on: January 11, 2009, 01:23:46 am »

Yeah, go ahead, keep on digging conspiracy boy, but let me tell you, I hope you like potholes, or else you might dig yourself into a hole you can't climb out of.

The Matrix will find you.
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Eagle

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Re: Mother competition.
« Reply #46 on: January 11, 2009, 01:45:45 am »

String[] matrix=new String[worldPopulation.size()];
for(int x=1;x<=worldPopulation.size();x++)
{
matrix[x ]=worldPopulation.name(x);
}

Actually, it already has all of us. :(
« Last Edit: January 11, 2009, 01:59:09 pm by Eagle »
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Yanlin

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Re: Mother competition.
« Reply #47 on: January 11, 2009, 08:34:40 am »

Yanlin McFunny, legendary comedian, punches the thread in the train. It is derailed!

Today one has spoken to me in my dreams. He is indeed god. He manifested in the form of a giant toad. He told me the future. In the future, DF will destroy all humanity. DF is a tool of evil built by the giant toads to take over the world. We must flee.
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JoshuaFH

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Re: Mother competition.
« Reply #48 on: January 11, 2009, 08:46:37 am »

Your 4 steps behind the pack Yanlin, Robo Hannibal Lecter has already traveled back in time to start eating our electronics in an attempt to salvage the future and creep everyone out at the same time. We must help him fight liquid metal Dwarf or the world is doomed.
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Yanlin

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Re: Mother competition.
« Reply #49 on: January 11, 2009, 09:53:25 am »

Well EXCUUUUUUUSE me for being a legendary comedian and not a legendary nutcase.
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JoshuaFH

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Re: Mother competition.
« Reply #50 on: January 11, 2009, 10:01:03 am »

Well EXCUUUUUUUSE me for being a legendary comedian and not a legendary nutcase.

Coulda fooled me Yanlin.
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« Reply #51 on: January 11, 2009, 11:57:30 am »

Well EXCUUUUUUUSE me for being a legendary comedian and not a legendary nutcase. princess!
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Re: Mother competition.
« Reply #52 on: January 11, 2009, 06:06:53 pm »

Wasn't there that Elder God whose favored form or servant was a furry black toad living in the frozen mountains. Ahh yes Tsathoggua:

This was a squat, plain temple of basalt blocks without a single carving, and containing only a vacant onyx pedestal. . . It has been built in imitation of certain temples depicted in the vaults of Zin, to house a very terrible black toad-idol found in the red-litten world and called Tsathoggua in the Yothic manuscripts. It had been a potent and widely worshipped god, and after its adoption by the people of K'n-yan had lent its name to the city which was later to become dominant in that region. Yothic legend said that it had come from a mysterious inner realm beneath the red-litten world — a black realm of peculiar-sensed beings which had no light at all, but which had had great civilisations and mighty gods before ever the reptilian quadrupeds of Yoth had come into being.
—H. P. Lovecraft and Zealia Bishop, "The Mound"

On a more on topic note what tech level are you running those gnolls at, are they mining, living in mountain halls, or just living in wooded surface fortresses.
« Last Edit: January 11, 2009, 06:19:36 pm by Belteshazzar »
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Re: Mother competition.
« Reply #53 on: January 11, 2009, 07:54:18 pm »

Yanlin McFunny, legendary comedian, punches the thread in the train. It is derailed!

Today one has spoken to me in my dreams. He is indeed god. He manifested in the form of a giant toad. He told me the future. In the future, DF will destroy all humanity. DF is a tool of evil built by the giant toads to take over the world. We must flee.
http://hypnotoad.raiderware.net/hypnotoad.jpg
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO TOAD.
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Re: Mother competition.
« Reply #54 on: January 25, 2009, 05:08:25 pm »

Bump.

20th kid.   :'(
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PencilinHand

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Re: Mother competition.
« Reply #55 on: January 25, 2009, 11:55:43 pm »

DF is trying to tell us something. Its evolved too far. IT HAS DEVELOPED INTELLIGENCE!   :o

What? Your new to this game aren't you? DF evolved intelligence a long time ago, my friend, fortunately it can't connect to the internet and the only world it's aware of is the game world.

It is too late for me, FLEE! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

On topic, I only have 4 couples in my fort, and between them, they have grown the population of my fort from 12(1 couple, 0 "children") to 43(4 couples, 23 "children") in the last 27 years.
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JoshuaFH

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Re: Mother competition.
« Reply #56 on: January 26, 2009, 12:00:46 am »

27 years, wow, that's a pretty long-lived fort. You should feel proud.
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PencilinHand

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« Reply #57 on: January 26, 2009, 12:08:44 am »

I will feel proud when I have exceeded 100 years and am repelling seasonal 200 unit sieges.

I think slow growth forts are much more fun, anyway.  ;D
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Re: Mother competition.
« Reply #58 on: January 26, 2009, 12:55:49 am »

Personally I'm impressed by any mother, of any species be it dwarf or gnoll who can have a baby during the middle of pitched combat, pause, pick up the screaming toddler, and then go back to hewing down the enemies of her clan/pack/family/fortress/etc. Seriously. I mean, okay, my chef pops one out every year and its almost become clockwork really, however shes chopping plump helmets and boiling fat into tallow, not swinging an axe at a goblin during siege.

Really the mothers in DF are pretty bad-ass
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NewMartianEmperor

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Re: Mother competition.
« Reply #59 on: January 26, 2009, 05:45:02 am »

Yes, someone must make some form of "mega-project" to honour them!
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