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JoshuaFH

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Re: Mother competition.
« Reply #15 on: January 01, 2009, 01:59:09 am »
Quote from: Fist_Of_Armok on December 31, 2008, 09:16:21 pm
Quote from: Hakar on December 31, 2008, 02:20:40 pm
She may not be a dwarf, but the current mayor of my gnoll fortress has 24 kids.

Which is even more remarkable if you presume that gnolls, like hyenas, have a
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Wow, i don't understand that for a second. does that mean...
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Fist_Of_Armok

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Re: Mother competition.
« Reply #16 on: January 01, 2009, 02:22:40 am »
Quote from: chaoticjosh on January 01, 2009, 01:59:09 am
Quote from: Fist_Of_Armok on December 31, 2008, 09:16:21 pm
Quote from: Hakar on December 31, 2008, 02:20:40 pm
She may not be a dwarf, but the current mayor of my gnoll fortress has 24 kids.

Which is even more remarkable if you presume that gnolls, like hyenas, have a
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Wow, i don't understand that for a second. does that mean...
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Re: Mother competition.
« Reply #17 on: January 02, 2009, 04:10:19 am »
I don't even want to know how you know that, lol. I wonder if Toady's going to take that into account if he officially puts gnolls in the game :P
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Fist_Of_Armok

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Re: Mother competition.
« Reply #18 on: January 03, 2009, 04:21:48 pm »
I'm a furry, actually.

Some people play hyenas.

I also hang out on /tg/, where the subject comes up now and then.

Personally, I'm not all that fond of futa, so I keep away from most hyena players.

If Toady implements it, I will be amused.
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Re: Mother competition.
« Reply #19 on: January 03, 2009, 05:28:10 pm »
We'd really appreciate it if you left furries and 4chan in 4chan, there's remarkably little drama in here as is
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Fist_Of_Armok

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Re: Mother competition.
« Reply #20 on: January 03, 2009, 08:28:21 pm »
Quote from: Pilsu on January 03, 2009, 05:28:10 pm
We'd really appreciate it if you left furries and 4chan in 4chan, there's remarkably little drama in here as is

I know; the question of how I know came up, so I answered it.

I'm not going to go and create Yiff Fortress (ergh, I hate that word) with the Goblin mod, so no worries.
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Re: Mother competition.
« Reply #21 on: January 03, 2009, 08:56:17 pm »
Hakar: Well, it does say:

"She feels strong urges and seeks short term rewards." As well as "She is willing to try new things."

That could explain the mass of kids... O.o
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Re: Mother competition.
« Reply #22 on: January 03, 2009, 09:07:09 pm »
Yes...yes it does.

"Yeenoghu dammit! Another day waking up randy! SMASHESTHINGS! GET ME A MALE!"
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Re: Mother competition.
« Reply #23 on: January 04, 2009, 08:30:56 pm »
Quote from: Hakar on January 01, 2009, 01:51:29 am
Quote from: woose1 on December 31, 2008, 02:26:45 pm
Quote from: Hakar on December 31, 2008, 02:20:40 pm
She may not be a dwarf, but the current mayor of my gnoll fortress has 24 kids.
Expand on that, please.

Behold, a screenshot:
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Furthermore, she's my main miner, and put all these kids on the planet while strip-mining the surrounding landscape.

Dude....look at your kids last names..."Shockbitches" is one of the notable ones, but man, your kids are gonna grow up weird with those names.
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Re: Mother competition.
« Reply #24 on: January 04, 2009, 09:04:27 pm »
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Am I the only one who smirked when I saw that?

Or am I just too perverted for my own good?
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Re: Mother competition.
« Reply #25 on: January 05, 2009, 08:21:16 am »
"Spodgoz shockbitches"...
That's one strange mother.
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Re: Mother competition.
« Reply #26 on: January 05, 2009, 11:35:53 am »
Quote from: Fist_Of_Armok on January 04, 2009, 09:04:27 pm
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Am I the only one who smirked when I saw that?

Or am I just too perverted for my own good?
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Re: Mother competition.
« Reply #27 on: January 05, 2009, 12:43:00 pm »
I don;t have a pic from that time but at one point my fort of about 180 dwarves had 96 children. Production was slow.
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Re: Mother competition.
« Reply #28 on: January 05, 2009, 02:53:38 pm »
Nothing to see here, move on.

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Re: Mother competition.
« Reply #29 on: January 06, 2009, 06:26:39 am »
Quote from: Fist_Of_Armok on January 03, 2009, 09:07:09 pm
Yes...yes it does.

"Yeenoghu dammit! Another day waking up randy! SMASHESTHINGS! GET ME A MALE!"

Not anymore, she's dead. Stupid critter got trapped digging channels, and since gnolls are evil and uncaring I didn't bother saving her by the time I found her and her latest litter, dehydrating on a small ridge.
But that's still 24 surviving kids. (I think, some might have been killed in a siege)
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A dwarf's unfailing capacity to believe what he prefers to be true rather than what the evidence shows to be likely and possible has always astounded me. We long for a caring Fortress which will save us from our childish mistakes, and in the face of mountains of evidence to the contrary we will pin all our hopes on the slimmest of doubts. Gold has not been proven not to exist, therefore it must exist.
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