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JoshuaFH

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Re: Mother competition.
« Reply #30 on: January 06, 2009, 07:28:27 am »

Atleast her genes got passed to the next generation. From a darwinian perspective, she's incredibly successful.
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Yanlin

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Re: Mother competition.
« Reply #31 on: January 06, 2009, 01:12:35 pm »

Atleast her genes got passed to the next generation. From a darwinian perspective, she's incredibly successful.

You mean dwarvenian?
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Re: Mother competition.
« Reply #32 on: January 06, 2009, 02:27:45 pm »

Actually Gnollism.

Also anyone else notice that the root in Gnoll is gno, as in gnosis(knowledge)?  Apparently she knew about something.  Not exactly sure what but it probably had something to do with having 24 kids. Might have also had something to do with having 6 or 8 nipples.
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Re: Mother competition.
« Reply #33 on: January 10, 2009, 10:04:24 pm »

Update.

My main champion just have birth to her seventeenth child.

Current pop at 194 with 74 kids.   :o
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Re: Mother competition.
« Reply #34 on: January 10, 2009, 10:23:02 pm »

Also anyone else notice that the root in Gnoll is gno, as in gnosis(knowledge)?  Apparently she knew about something.  Not exactly sure what but it probably had something to do with having 24 kids. Might have also had something to do with having 6 or 8 nipples.

Well, she disliked Intellectual conversations, so I think using the term gnosis is a little high-brow. Also, she named her kid Sabrespittle.
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Re: Mother competition.
« Reply #35 on: January 10, 2009, 10:57:56 pm »

She may not be a dwarf, but the current mayor of my gnoll fortress has 24 kids.
Expand on that, please.

Behold, a screenshot:
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Furthermore, she's my main miner, and put all these kids on the planet while strip-mining the surrounding landscape.

Dude....look at your kids last names..."Shockbitches" is one of the notable ones, but man, your kids are gonna grow up weird with those names.

"SlittedShock" and "Gorygrips" too
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Re: Mother competition.
« Reply #36 on: January 10, 2009, 11:33:23 pm »

Also, her god.

"Intensepuzzle, the Radiance of Bewildering"

Seems fitting for a race whose root name is Knowledge.
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Re: Mother competition.
« Reply #37 on: January 10, 2009, 11:50:19 pm »

DF is trying to tell us something. Its evolved too far. IT HAS DEVELOPED INTELLIGENCE!   :o

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Re: Mother competition.
« Reply #38 on: January 10, 2009, 11:55:14 pm »

DF is trying to tell us something. Its evolved too far. IT HAS DEVELOPED INTELLIGENCE!   :o

What? Your new to this game aren't you? DF evolved intelligence a long time ago, my friend, fortunately it can't connect to the internet and the only world it's aware of is the game world.
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Re: Mother competition.
« Reply #39 on: January 11, 2009, 12:16:10 am »

DF is trying to tell us something. Its evolved too far. IT HAS DEVELOPED INTELLIGENCE!   :o

What? Your new to this game aren't you? DF evolved intelligence a long time ago, my friend, fortunately it can't connect to the internet and the only world it's aware of is the game world.

No, im not new; i meant that it can now think on the level of a human, and pull limited info off the internet; it just cant affect anything in the real world....yet.

JoshuaFH

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Re: Mother competition.
« Reply #40 on: January 11, 2009, 12:17:29 am »

DF is trying to tell us something. Its evolved too far. IT HAS DEVELOPED INTELLIGENCE!   :o

What? Your new to this game aren't you? DF evolved intelligence a long time ago, my friend, fortunately it can't connect to the internet and the only world it's aware of is the game world.

No, im not new; i meant that it can now think on the level of a human, and pull limited info off the internet; it just cant affect anything in the real world....yet.

There, your wrong again, it doesn't pull info off the internet, it pulls it directly off of Toady's brain.

Sheesh, everyone knows that.
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Re: Mother competition.
« Reply #41 on: January 11, 2009, 01:02:20 am »

There, your wrong again, it doesn't pull info off the internet, it pulls it directly off of Toady's brain.

Sheesh, everyone knows that.

As I've told you all before, the Toady is a lie. You know this to be true.
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Re: Mother competition.
« Reply #42 on: January 11, 2009, 01:07:43 am »

Children in my fortress harvest plants. Some of them are proficient growers :).
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Re: Mother competition.
« Reply #43 on: January 11, 2009, 01:08:41 am »

There, your wrong again, it doesn't pull info off the internet, it pulls it directly off of Toady's brain.

Sheesh, everyone knows that.

As I've told you all before, the Toady is a lie. You know this to be true.

 Toady One is actually an android DF made so nobody would suspect it. That android it uses to assassinate all those wh-

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Re: Mother competition.
« Reply #44 on: January 11, 2009, 01:12:09 am »

DF is trying to tell us something. Its evolved too far. IT HAS DEVELOPED INTELLIGENCE!   :o

What? Your new to this game aren't you? DF evolved intelligence a long time ago, my friend, fortunately it can't connect to the internet and the only world it's aware of is the game world.

No, im not new; i meant that it can now think on the level of a human, and pull limited info off the internet; it just cant affect anything in the real world....yet.

There, your wrong again, it pulls it directly off of Toady's brain, which is the internet.

Sheesh, everyone knows that.

Fixed.
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