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[Ririka]

Make a horse that flies and shoots laser beams!
Name it "Pwny" .

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 Hehehehe...
http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/womens/a078/?cpg=ab

[Duke 2.0]

 We have a serious defincency of Catball and Surprise Fish.

[JoshuaFH]

 We have a serious defincency of Catball and Surprise Fish.

Ha! I didn't know you watched DeceasedCrab's Let's play of La Mulana too!

and to Ririka, i can't make things shoot laser beams, but i can make it shoot fireballs and inject people with poison, is that alright?

[woose1]

Eh HEEEERRRRM

This is the third of my requests, I asked for the supar kitteh too.

[JoshuaFH]

You already got that! look at "hell cat".

on a related note, i ran a 10,000 year test world for all my new creatures, and not all of them died! in fact, the hell cats were the most successful at surviving, in spite of the -100 DAMBLOCK.

Heres a picture of the best one's kills:

[Ririka]

Poison and fireballs are fine with me!   

[Duke 2.0]

 Wait, isn't the highest we have ever seen in a kill count in vanilla around 900?

 Jeez, two THOUSAND kills.

[JoshuaFH]

PWNY ADDED! this horse can kick your ass!

I think someone posted about a demon once that had a comparable number of kills once.

[woose1]

No, I mean change the creepy babeh to 3rd and the hellcat to (Requested by woose1)

Just a peeve that I had.

EDIT: and whats with the "Unknown Creature"? 

[JoshuaFH]

oh, i see, guess that's something i overlooked.

the 'unknown creature' is a result of using "cull unimportant historical figures = yes" it SIGNIFICANTLY reduces the strain on your computer when genning particularly old worlds, as your computer doesn't have to keep track of as many things.

[woose1]

oh, i see, guess that's something i overlooked.

the 'unknown creature' is a result of using "cull unimportant historical figures = yes" it SIGNIFICANTLY reduces the strain on your computer when genning particularly old worlds, as your computer doesn't have to keep track of as many things.

Is your computer ooooooollllllldddddddddddddd?

Dont worry, theres no shame in it.
http://www.worth1000.com/entries/218000/218160fKmj_w.jpg

[JoshuaFH]

 Wait, isn't the highest we have ever seen in a kill count in vanilla around 900?

 Jeez, two THOUSAND kills.

PWNY ADDED! this horse can kick your ass!

I think someone posted about a demon once that had a comparable number of kills once.

I was wrong, this was the demon i was talking about, and my creature has more kills than it.

Because you shouldn't KILL PEOPLE for being irritated about your habits."

We are DWARVES. We would kill people if they were standing too close to us when we were REALLY pissed off! We would kill them for our artistic visions of dwarf bone floodgates! Our nobility would order the execution of dozens because their meaningless demands for petty trinkets were not satisfied! And we, the Sovereign, would send them to their doom merely for our own entertainment!

And all you so-called dwarves are forgetting the number one reason for killing something:

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

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Also, did someone say something about worshiping demons?

[SirHoneyBadger]

Disco Colossus...need I say more?

[Jack_Bread]

Make a GIANT VENUS FLY-TRAP!

[Vincent]

How about putting up my series of giant golems?

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[CREATURE:MAGMA_GOLEM]
[NAME:magma golem:magma golems:magma golemous]
[TILE:'G'][COLOR:6:0:1]
[MODVALUE:50]
[FIREIMMUNE]
[FANCIFUL]
[MEGABEAST]
[GENPOWER:5]
[FREQUENCY:5]
[PETVALUE:10000]
[GRASSTRAMPLE:50]
[BUILDINGDESTROYER:2]
[NOPAIN][EXTRAVISION][NOBREATHE][NOBLEED][NOSTUN][NONAUSEA][NOEMOTION]
[NOSTUCKINS][SEVERONBREAKS][NOSKULL][NOSKIN][NOBONES][NOMEAT][NOTHOUGHT][NOEXERT]
[BUILDINGDESTROYER:2]
[DAMBLOCK:10]
[NOFEAR]
[PREFSTRING:inner glow]
[BODY:HUMANOID:2EYES:NOSE:HUMANOID_JOINTS:5FINGERS:5TOES]
[NOT_BUTCHERABLE]
[SIZE:20]
[ATTACK:MAIN:BYTYPE:GRASP:punch:punches:1:4:BURN][ATTACKFLAG_WITH]
[FAT:0]
[ALL_ACTIVE]
[BIOME:ANY_LAND]
[BIOME:ANY_LAND]
[ITEMCORPSE:STATUE:NO_SUBTYPE:STONE:OBSIDIAN]
[ITEMCORPSE_QUALITY:5]
[MATERIAL:STONE:OBSIDIAN]
[NO_DRINK][NO_EAT][NO_SLEEP]
[NO_GENDER]
[SWIMS_INNATE][SWIM_SPEED:2500]
[CANNOT_UNDEAD]
[SPHERE:FIRE]
[SPHERE:STONE]

[CREATURE:RUIN_GOLEM]
[NAME:ruin golem:ruin golems:ruin golemous]
[TILE:'G'][COLOR:6:0:0]
[MODVALUE:50]
[FIREIMMUNE]
[FANCIFUL]
[SPEED:8500]
[MEGABEAST]
[GENPOWER:5]
[FREQUENCY:5]
[PETVALUE:10000]
[GRASSTRAMPLE:50]
[BUILDINGDESTROYER:2]
[NOPAIN][EXTRAVISION][NOBREATHE][NOBLEED][NOSTUN][NONAUSEA][NOEMOTION]
[NOSTUCKINS][SEVERONBREAKS][NOSKULL][NOSKIN][NOBONES][NOMEAT][NOTHOUGHT][NOEXERT]
[BUILDINGDESTROYER:2]
[DAMBLOCK:60]
[NOFEAR]
[PREFSTRING:ancient engravings]
[BODY:HUMANOID:2EYES:2EARS:NOSE:HUMANOID_JOINTS:5FINGERS:5TOES]
[NOT_BUTCHERABLE]
[SIZE:20]
[ATTACK:MAIN:BYTYPE:GRASP:punch:punches:1:6:BLUDGEON][ATTACKFLAG_WITH]
[FAT:0]
[ALL_ACTIVE]
[BIOME:ANY_LAND]
[ITEMCORPSE:STATUE:NO_SUBTYPE:STONE:MARBLE]
[ITEMCORPSE_QUALITY:5]
[MATERIAL:STONE:MARBLE]
[NO_DRINK][NO_EAT][NO_SLEEP]
[NO_GENDER]
[SWIMS_INNATE][SWIM_SPEED:2500]
[CANNOT_UNDEAD]
[SPHERE:AGE]
[SPHERE:STONE]

[CREATURE:GLASS_GOLEM]
[NAME:glass golem:glass golems:glass golemous]
[TILE:'G'][COLOR:2:0:0]
[MODVALUE:50]
[FIREIMMUNE]
[FANCIFUL]
[MEGABEAST]
[GENPOWER:5]
[FREQUENCY:5]
[PETVALUE:10000]
[GRASSTRAMPLE:50]
[BUILDINGDESTROYER:2]
[NOPAIN][EXTRAVISION][NOBREATHE][NOBLEED][NOSTUN][NONAUSEA][NOEMOTION]
[NOSTUCKINS][SEVERONBREAKS][NOSKULL][NOSKIN][NOBONES][NOMEAT][NOTHOUGHT][NOEXERT]
[BUILDINGDESTROYER:2]
[DAMBLOCK:5]
[NOFEAR]
[PREFSTRING:shining cores]
[BODY:HUMANOID:2EYES:2EARS:NOSE:HUMANOID_JOINTS:5FINGERS:5TOES]
[NOT_BUTCHERABLE]
[SIZE:25]
[ATTACK:MAIN:BYTYPE:GRASP:punch:punches:1:4:SLASH][ATTACKFLAG_WITH]
[FAT:0]
[ALL_ACTIVE]
[BIOME:ANY_LAND]
[ITEMCORPSE:STATUE:NO_SUBTYPE:GLASS:CRYSTAL]
[ITEMCORPSE_QUALITY:5]
[MATERIAL:GLASS:CRYSTAL]
[NO_DRINK][NO_EAT][NO_SLEEP]
[NO_GENDER]
[SWIMS_INNATE][SWIM_SPEED:2500]
[CANNOT_UNDEAD]
[SPHERE:AGE]
[SPHERE:GLASS]

[CREATURE:WAR_GOLEM]
[NAME:war golem:war golems:war golemous]
[TILE:'G'][COLOR:0:0:1]
[MODVALUE:50]
[FANCIFUL]
[MEGABEAST]
[GENPOWER:5]
[FREQUENCY:5]
[PETVALUE:10000]
[GRASSTRAMPLE:50]
[BUILDINGDESTROYER:2]
[NOPAIN][EXTRAVISION][NOBREATHE][NOBLEED][NOSTUN][NONAUSEA][NOEMOTION]
[NOSTUCKINS][SEVERONBREAKS][NOSKULL][NOSKIN][NOBONES][NOMEAT][NOTHOUGHT]
[BUILDINGDESTROYER:2]
[DAMBLOCK:100]
[NOFEAR]
[PREFSTRING:huge spikes]
[PREFSTRING:deadliness]
[BODY:HUMANOID:2EYES:2EARS:NOSE:HUMANOID_JOINTS:5FINGERS:5TOES]
[NOT_BUTCHERABLE]
[SIZE:25]
[ATTACK:MAIN:BYTYPE:GRASP:punch:punches:3:6:PIERCE][ATTACKFLAG_WITH]
[FAT:0]
[ALL_ACTIVE]
[BIOME:ANY_LAND]
[MATERIAL:METAL:STEEL]
[NO_DRINK][NO_EAT][NO_SLEEP]
[NO_GENDER]
[SWIMS_INNATE][SWIM_SPEED:2500]
[CANNOT_UNDEAD]
[SPHERE:WAR]
[SPHERE:METAL]

[CREATURE:ICE_GOLEM]
[NAME:ice golem:ice golems:ice golemous]
[TILE:'G'][COLOR:3:0:1]
[MODVALUE:50]
[FANCIFUL]
[MEGABEAST]
[GENPOWER:5]
[FREQUENCY:5]
[PETVALUE:10000]
[GRASSTRAMPLE:50]
[BUILDINGDESTROYER:2]
[NOPAIN][EXTRAVISION][NOBREATHE][NOBLEED][NOSTUN][NONAUSEA][NOEMOTION]
[NOSTUCKINS][SEVERONBREAKS][NOSKULL][NOSKIN][NOBONES][NOMEAT][NOTHOUGHT][NOEXERT]
[BUILDINGDESTROYER:2]
[DAMBLOCK:40]
[NOFEAR]
[PREFSTRING:shining cores]
[BODY:HUMANOID:2EYES:2EARS:NOSE:HUMANOID_JOINTS:5FINGERS:5TOES]
[NOT_BUTCHERABLE]
[SIZE:15]
[ATTACK:MAIN:BYTYPE:GRASP:punch:punches:1:3:COLD][ATTACKFLAG_WITH]
[FAT:0]
[ALL_ACTIVE]
[BIOME:ANY_LAND]
[ITEMCORPSE:LIQUID_MISC:NO_SUBTYPE:WATER:NO_MATGLOSS]
[MATERIAL:WATER:NO_MATGLOSS]
[NO_DRINK][NO_EAT][NO_SLEEP]
[NO_GENDER]
[SWIMS_INNATE][SWIM_SPEED:2500][CANNOT_UNDEAD]
[SPHERE:ICE]
[SPHERE:COLD]

MAGMA: A huge, hulking creature with cracked skin, and two magmalike eyes.
PRO: Relatively weak to other golems. Its limbs will sever easily, and you'll get a masterwork obsidian statue for your efforts.
CON: Will likely set everything on fire, as it inflicts burn damage. Is immune to fire.

RUIN: A huge, walking construction of marble with ancient engravings all over is body. Has gems for eyes.
PRO: Fairly slow. It'll take forever for it to rech your fortress and start wreking havok, so you have plenty of time to pelt it with rocks or ballista arrows. You get a masterwork marble statue for your efforts.
CON: Comes with 60 damblock, and a hefty punch.

GLASS: A huge crystal glass golem with glass shards for hands.
PRO: Even lower damblock than the magma golem. It'll be relatively easy to break. You get a masterwork crystal glass statue for your efforts.
CON: Bigger than the other golems, and deals hefty slash damage. It's made of glass shards.

WAR: A huge, smoke-spewing, chugging war engine adorned with various menacing spikes.
PRO: It can be set on fire, or overexerted, which means a single fire imp can take it out (Eventually), or waves of harassing, disposable recruits can exhaust it. It runs of fuel, after all, and imagine how much gas THAT THING guzzles.
CON: Huge, and has a damblock of 100. And, it deals peirce damage, usually instanly killing your dorfs. Not to mention, it collapses into a unusable pile of scrap and whatnot, so you get nothing for your efforts. Therefore, the best way to deal with this thing is just to dump it into a magma moat.

ICE: A frozen golem with ice and stuff. Glowey eyes, too.
PRO: Smaller than the other golems. Therefore, easier to kill.
CON: Damblock of 40. Not as much as some of them, but certainly gets in the way. Also, it melts into water upon its death and considering its size, Your dwarves will be swept away into whatever nastiness is nearby.

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