long time no see everyone, alright heres round 14. Also it seems as if luck is working against alot of you this round.
(Round 14)Cheeetar(heads)
Chess Board(tails)
Businessman Army
SHAD0Wdump(tails)
Junk Bastard(tails)
Boksi(heads)
Flintus10(heads)
Strife26(tails)
Pandarsenic(heads)
Psyco Jelly(tails)
Fenrir(tails)
Cheeetar: You rest your soul in your king sized bed. You relax well.
Chess Board:The Chess Board jumps at Einstiens face in hopes of ripping off his tounge, but Einstein quickly unsheaths a pathagorian sword and hacks it in two!!!
It looks like underestimating this wise old mans strength would be its last mistake...
Businessman Army: Rushing what they thought was a unprepared enemy, the Businessman army charges at full speed to finish off Einstien. Unfortunatly for them Einstein seems to have gotten his second wind. Turning around Einstien raises one hand into the sky, thousands of spikes rise from the earth and impale a huge chunk of the army. The Businessmen prepare a tactical retreat, better luck next time!
SHAD0Wdump: You feel as if energy must exist, how else would you have these wonderfull powers? Oh yeah... You dont.
Junk Bastard:In a attempt to make a small turd palace in Fenrirs palace, he colapses part of the celing. He is traped under the rubble....
Boksi: Now that you think about it... Everywhere you go, there seems to be gravity. You must be controling it!
Flintus10: You run away from Cthulhu as fast as you can and bump into a old man, He glances over at you... Hes mesmerized in your gaze!
Strife26:You look closely at your dictionary for dirty words... Wait a second! This isent a dictionary at all! The madman in the dictionary suit swings his chainsaw!
Strife26s dodge:(tails) The madmans chainsaw cuts deep into your arm.
Pandarsenic:You aim your lazer at einstein, and fire. Being unable to move due to Flintuses gaze he is hit dead on by the lazer! Einstien is defeated! He disappears in blast of geometric shapes and is gone...
Psyco Jelly: You grab your arm and with all your might TEEEEEEEEEARRR it off. Well that was stupid...
Fenrir: Fenrir says hes tired and needs to clean up and politely asks SHAD0Wdump and junkbastard to leave.
Cthulhu(tails) Cthulhu takes a seat and lights up a smoke
(stats)health: criticaly injured, duel flaming scorpion tails, giant, MODDED, tan, heavy bleeding, missing right arm
inventory: Edmunds blessed +2 light armor, blessed blinking bag of holding with blessed explosives inside, blessed +4 chainsaw, Large red gem, hacheklay-fertysoupen (unknown item)
skills: +2 explosive skills, +2 unarmed combat, +4 faith, +1 fire breath
location: the savanna
health: untouched, cyborg, third chainsaw arm, relaxed
inventory: sweaty light armor
skills: +2 repair, +10 logic, +6 Chainsaw
location: the marble palace
revived: 2 times
health: immaculate, eagle eyes
inventory: badly damaged and torn light armor
skills: +4 science, +30 unarmed combat
location: Fenrirs flower palace
revived: 2 times
health: untouched
inventory: light armor
skills: bound mango allergy, +12 bound summoning, +3 bound cooking, +5 bound unarmed combat, +7 logic, bound gravity control
location: the savanna
revived: 3 times
health: untouched, piano right peg leg,
inventory: robotic exoskeleton, unique .357 Magnum, bag of jewels
skills: +15 repair, +12 logic, +3 pistol, +5 medicine, +2 music, +3 cleaning
location: Fenrirs flower palace
health: untouched, robotic, charged (0%)
inventory: none
skills: +40 repair, +6 PYSCHIC ORBOT POWARZ, +300 LAZOR, +2 chess skills, +1 FAME
location: the savanna
health: slightly injured, cyborg, Giant eyes, metal horn, all seeing
inventory: light armor
skills: +2 tactics, +12 repair, +3 explosives, +45 psychic, +7 LAZOR, +100 wisdom, +30 gaze
location: the savanna
health: criticaly injured, missing right arm
inventory: bloody light armor covered in salt water.
skills: +7 logic, +5 taser, +4 lightning resist, +120 unarmed combat
location: the fort
(Pets)health: untouched, robotic
owner: Fenrir
inventory: saddle
skills: +10 unarmed combat, +5 repair, +30 music
location: the giant flower feild
health: moderatly injured, being crushed by debris
Owner: SHAD0Wdump
inventory: MITCAT 75p cannon, Mk4 +3 Chainsaw, heavy ass armor
skills: +25 repair, +17 unarmed combat, +20 medicine, +12 science, +20 artilery, +15 chainsaw, +3 tactics, madman empathy, -20 cleaning, -20 architecture
location: Fenrirs flower palace
revived: 1 time
(Armies)health: ready, 2,560 units
Leader: Cheeetar
uniform: Business suits, chainsaws
General skills: +4 Chainsaw, +3 accounting, -17 genetic flaw
Station: the marble palace
numbers lost: 7440
(Bosses)health: untouched, giant, slight facial injurys
inventory: none
skills: +250 unarmed combat, +100 logic, +50 tactics, +150 wisdom, +40 gaze
location: the savanna
(library)On front:
"Certificate of authenticity. These are the pants of sir Edmund Rogers Smith the explorer and discoverer of this region of Mars. On the back of this paper is Edmunds final words and a AK-47"
On back:"The four gems are the key to the southern pass, there you will find eternal bliss"
(physics)-All dead players will be revived in a soft leather chair inside the fort with only light armor and bound things from previous characters.
-Characters with a palace or other custom spawn point may be revived there as their successors
-players buried in the realm of the old have their skills bound
-Characters may directly interact with players
-Grenades cannot be fryed by emp
-Energy doesnt exist
-Boksi controls all gravity
*NOTE: these can be changed at any time by an action!
(geography)The fort is spotless. There is a small metal box in the corner, there is a staircase leading outside. There are some soft leather chairs next to the northmost wall. There is a closet leading to the secret hanger here. There is a work bench with smart grenades here. There are a few beds here. The roof is missing. There is a salt water fountain rising to the clouds here
There are spikes EVERYWHERE, with various bodys on them. There are many madmen clustered around Cthulhu. There is a thunderstorm and there is fog that seem to be clearing up. There is well here. There are some few trees here. There are MOUNTAINS of furnature in the distance, there is a armored cobra whip in the distance. There is a fort and a marble palace here. There is a marble quarry here. There is a shiny object on the ground here. Its raining salt water.
There are four doors along the walls here. There is a small flickering light on the ceiling here. Behind door 1 there is a empty room, behind door 2 there is a empty room, behind door 3 there is a giant flower feild, behind door 4 is the void
This palace is owned by Fenrir. inside are portals to: (EARTH, MARS, SPACE, TWISTED MOUNTAIN, and HELL) There is a soft throne covered in shit with a large turd on it here. The walls are covered in shit. The south wall has colapsed
there is a palace here. The ground is covered in flowers(and a bit of shit).
This palace is owned by Cheeetar, there is a buisnessman army stationed here, there is a soft throne here. It is surrounded by walls, there are some empty beer bottles around it, the east wall is missing
There are some fighter ships here, there is a elevator leading to the fort here, there are some anti-aircraft weapons here, there is a nice lounge here, there is a working terminal here.
(graveyard)n9103:(quit)
health: a bit scraped, angry
inventory: light armor
skills: +15 tactics, +2 unarmed combat, +20 piloting
n9103 the earthling pilot left the fort in a fighter when he discovered that he was on Earth the whole time!
These soldiers will be remembered for how they were when they were last alive, rather then the turn they died.
Cheeetars 1st:
health: untouched
inventory: light armor, a chess board smeared in blood
skills: +3 chess skills, +1 unarmed combat
RIP Cheeetars the late earthling chess champion of Mars, killed by a vengeful group of robots.
SHAD0Wdumps 1st:
health: critical, no lower body
inventory: half of a light armor
skills: nothing special
RIP SHAD0Wdump the earthling soldier, killed by a mad man in a squirrel suit.
SHAD0Wdumps 2nd:
health: critical, right arm missing, burns on right side
inventory: damaged light armor
skills: +1 explosives
RIP SHAD0Wdump the earthling soldier, killed by a live smart grenade while hallucinating.
Boksis 1st:
health: injured, extreme headache
inventory: light armor, armored cobra whip
skills: +1 unarmed combat, +3 lashing, +1 logic
RIP Boksi the earthling soldier, decapitated by a sofa traveling at super sonic speeds.
n9103s 1st:
health: critical, minor brain damage, missing right leg, large burns
inventory: burnt light armor, destroyed 450 Terawatt EMP pulse Generator
skills: +1 artillery, +3 explosive skills, +1 pyschic
RIP n9103 the earthling soldier, bled to death while trying to preform a miracle sugery
Cheeetars 2nd:
health: untouched
inventory: light armor, bound bullet ridden chess board with a screaming demonic mouth, glaring red eyes, and a bow tie
skills: junk master, +5 chess skills
RIP Cheeetar the late junk master, killed by a demon in his chess board
Squeegys 1st:
health: critical, missing left arm, missing left leg, missing right arm(will die in next turn unless fixed)
inventory: 5 smart grenades, badly damaged light armor
skills: +2 repair, +5 tactics, +7 explosive skills
RIP Squeegy the madman, bled to death after being attacked by the madman hoard.
Boksis 2nd:
health: untouched
inventory: light armor
skills: mango allergy, +6 summoning, +3 cooking
RIP Boksi the earthling summoner, killed himself for the knowledge of others.
Boksis 3rd:
health: untouched
inventory: light armor
skills: bound mango allergy, +12 bound summoning, +3 bound cooking
RIP Boksi the earthling summoner, killed by Cthulhu.
health: untouched, robotic
owner: Cheeetar(bound)
inventory: nothing
skills: +5 logic, +50 chess skills, +5 tactics, -5 architecture, +6 unarmed combat
Put down by Albert Einstien the famous scientist.
And so we have our first dead pet.