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Author Topic: Xtream FTD - Round 20, SOME people need to post more...  (Read 26874 times)

cowofdoom78963

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Re: Xtream FTD -tales of greed and gimicky fourm games
« Reply #120 on: January 05, 2009, 11:08:31 pm »

Heres the results! Sorry Im a wee bit late.

Round 9:
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Strife26:(tails) You try to use your spelling skills to change the unique AK-47 to a HK-47, but unfortunatly you seem to be just a bit too dull in the head to spell out HK-47 and instead spell out hacheklay-fertysoupen. You have no idea what the hell it is now...
Cheeetar:(heads) You go over to the metal box and pull out four very flexible metal legs and attach them to your chess board! It suddenly springs to life!
SHAD0Wdump:(tails) You walk over to your shed to begin another experiment! You begin working on the machine when all of a sudden it comes to life and attacks!
Junk Bastard:(tails) The Bastard fires his cannon in hopes of blowing the contrivance straight to hell! But... he misses and blows a huge hole in the wall! Madmen pour into the shed!
SHAD0Wdumps dodge:(tails) You try to run for the door but it seems to be stuck! The machine jumps upon you stabing you all over with its sharp pin-like legs! Every stab seems to drain more and more of your knowledge away!
Boksi:(heads) You chat with your old man about the idea of ritual suicide! you think about how you could kill yourself and yet retain your skills! The old man explains in detail the way to do this and you quickly and painlessly get the task over with. In your agreement with your old man about this, he takes your body to bury in the realm of the old, he dissapears into his portal with your body never to return. The portal closes! The deed is done! :)
Fenrir:(heads) You Take apart the piano, witch seems to be close enough to a robot. You finaly are able to take off the leg and replace your with it. You then take the rest of the piano and build a horse out of it, you mount your steed.
Pandarsenic:(heads) You practice your laser skills on some madmen trying to enter the fort. You learn quite a few tricks.
Squeegy and SombreChapaeu:(away) SombreChapaeu and Squeegy chat pleasantly about current events through the rest of their turn.
Flintus10:(tails) You decide to build something with your new skills, as you peel some metal from the walls a big square of it is sent flying tword your head!
Flintus10s dodge:(tails) It smashes you right in your forehead and is now lodged in your skull! You panic running around spewing blood from your head!
n9103:(heads) Damn it all! If your not going to contact those ships up there no one is! You rush over to the closets secret elevator and decend into the forts secret hanger! You blast off into space and in a beautiful display of skill defeat the whole fleet with just a fighter!

stats:
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Spoiler: Strife26 (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Cheeetar (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: SHAD0Wdump (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Boksi (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Fenrir (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Pandarsenic (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Squeegy (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Flintus10 (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: n9103 (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: SombreChapaeu (click to show/hide)

Pets:
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Spoiler: Clockwork Horse (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Bound chess board (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Junk Bastard (click to show/hide)

library:
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Spoiler: notes (click to show/hide)

physics:
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Spoiler: current limitations (click to show/hide)

geography:
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Spoiler: the fort (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: the feild (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: the strange room (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: twisted mountain (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: shed (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: secret hanger (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: space (click to show/hide)

graveyard
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Spoiler: the dead (click to show/hide)

Well it looks like some players are going to have to rethink their strategies while others seem to be in the clear for now...
Well good luck next round!
« Last Edit: January 05, 2009, 11:27:25 pm by cowofdoom78963 »
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Re: Xtream FTD -tales of greed and gimicky fourm games
« Reply #121 on: January 05, 2009, 11:18:53 pm »

BURN IT ALL WITH LASERS!!!

Basically I swipe my laser vision in the most spastic way possible.


Bastard injects me with loads of painkillers.
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Re: Xtream FTD -tales of greed and gimicky fourm games
« Reply #122 on: January 05, 2009, 11:37:43 pm »

I burn it all with lasers as well!

I HAVE A LASER-OFF WITH SHADOWDUMP TO SEE WHO CAN LASER MORE MADMEN!
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Re: Xtream FTD -tales of greed and gimicky fourm games
« Reply #123 on: January 06, 2009, 12:29:38 am »

I jump into the fray, using my incredible logic skills, to confuse the madmen and make them kill each other, convinced that they must be the only madmen and the others are out to get them.
The chess board will help me with its incredible chess skills and logic.
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Re: Xtream FTD -tales of greed and gimicky fourm games
« Reply #124 on: January 06, 2009, 04:04:42 am »

I reshape the metal in my head with phsycic powers so that I become a cyborg.
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Re: Xtream FTD -tales of greed and gimicky fourm games
« Reply #125 on: January 06, 2009, 10:43:40 am »

I summon myself to the source of the madmen.
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Re: Xtream FTD -tales of greed and gimicky fourm games
« Reply #126 on: January 06, 2009, 05:18:19 pm »

guess it's not blind bad luck (always tails) it actively seeks to stop me from accomplishing any objectives.

well, since we can't be rescued, I think I'll make it so we don't endlessly continue spawning for the pleasure of the sick powers that be that put us here. (blast fort to smithereens, particularly the chair)

Incase this is a quick turn, next round: do a strafing run on the madmen/other people.
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Re: Xtream FTD -tales of greed and gimicky fourm games
« Reply #127 on: January 06, 2009, 07:35:09 pm »

I wonder why 'Edmunds final words' doesn't have isn't 'Edmund's final words. Thhis wil hopefully help my grammar nazi skill.
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Re: Xtream FTD -tales of greed and gimicky fourm games
« Reply #128 on: January 06, 2009, 07:54:55 pm »

Still two people need to get in, Ill wait a bit longer before I start flipin.
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Re: Xtream FTD -tales of greed and gimicky fourm games
« Reply #129 on: January 06, 2009, 09:34:36 pm »

I build hostile robotic indians (native Americans, just to be clear) to fight!
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Re: Xtream FTD -tales of greed and gimicky fourm games
« Reply #130 on: January 06, 2009, 11:32:57 pm »

Ill probably regret this later but Im opening 5 more slots becuase its round 10.

Round 10:
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Strife26:(heads) You look over the note for spelling errors, you notice a few. While examining the paper you hold it up to the light, it burns up! You spot a gem in the ashes.
Cheeetar and Bound Chess Board:(heads) You jump out of the fort! Just as the madmen are about to attack you speak. You stop them right in their tracks! A large group of them seem touched by your words and begin to see reason! Their converted!
SHAD0Wdump:(heads) You BLAST the machine right in its head blowing it to peices, you then turn your gaze on the madmen burning them to ash! You then weld a iron plate on the hole in the wall stoping them from coming in.
Junk Bastard:(heads) Junk Bastard uses his Medical skills to heal SHAD0Wdump to full health!
Boksi:(tails) You just teleport madmen into the fort!
Boksis dodge:(heads) You are able to suck them back into a portal to the realm of mangos. Let them enjoy those nasty fruit!
Fenrir and Clockwork Horse:(tails) You cant seem to find any parts to build any robots with! Searching around for them just gets you hopelesly lost in the flowery feild.
Pandarsenic:(heads)You go to the shed to have a laser-off with SHAD0Wdump to see who can kill the most madmen! He accepts and the first one to kill the most madmen in a minute wins! The battle rages on and the scores when the times is up are
SHAD0Wdump-54
Pandarsenic-198
You win!
Squeegy and SombreChapaeu:(away) SombreChapaeu and Squeegy spend the rest of their turn cleaning the fort.
Flintus10:(heads) Using your powers you reshape the metal into your flesh turning you into a cyborg.
n9103:(tails) You begin to rush tword the fort in your ship about to blast it to bits in your rage! All of a sudden you look at the fuel and notice its empty! You are sent flying tword the ground!
n9103s dodge:(heads) Your ship flys straight into a group of madmen right behind the fort! You luckily smash the eject button and land safely on the roof. You climb down the wall and get back in the fort disgruntled.

stats:
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Spoiler: Strife26 (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Cheeetar (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: SHAD0Wdump (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Boksi (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Fenrir (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Pandarsenic (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Squeegy (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Flintus10 (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: n9103 (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: SombreChapaeu (click to show/hide)

Pets:
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Spoiler: Clockwork Horse (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Bound chess board (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Junk Bastard (click to show/hide)

Armies:
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Spoiler: Businessman Squad (click to show/hide)

library:
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Spoiler: notes (click to show/hide)

physics:
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Spoiler: current limitations (click to show/hide)

geography:
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Spoiler: the fort (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: the feild (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: the strange room (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: twisted mountain (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: shed (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: secret hanger (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: space (click to show/hide)

graveyard
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Spoiler: the dead (click to show/hide)

Yeps another menu to keep things fresh. You pretty much control armys you own like pets and they get their own turn, the only diffrence is instead of taking damage they lose people. Also today went pretty well.

Also during this time I may be a bit busy and might not update EXACTLY every day, but dont worry I'll try to stay regular.
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Re: Xtream FTD -tales of greed and gimicky fourm games
« Reply #131 on: January 06, 2009, 11:35:27 pm »

I wonder why feild isn't being spelled field and why my spelling skills decreased for editing things.

EDIT: Spelling . . .  :P
« Last Edit: January 06, 2009, 11:37:56 pm by Strife26 »
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Re: Xtream FTD -tales of greed and gimicky fourm games
« Reply #132 on: January 07, 2009, 12:46:32 am »

GRR I WANA REMATCH!

*Charges outside and prepares for the lazor battle*

Bastard tears apart the shed and uses the scraps to upgrade himself.
« Last Edit: January 07, 2009, 12:48:49 am by SHAD0Wdump »
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Re: Xtream FTD -tales of greed and gimicky fourm games
« Reply #133 on: January 07, 2009, 02:07:54 am »

If I can join...

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Re: Xtream FTD -tales of greed and gimicky fourm games
« Reply #134 on: January 07, 2009, 02:35:56 am »

My army shall build me a marble palace, which I shall respawn in instead of the fort. I will attempt to weld the chainsaw to my chest as a third arm, and my chess board shall kick Pandarsenic in the knee for being such a robot.
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