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[Mulch Diggums]

Hmm,...My most embarrassing death eh? Would probly be my super awesome adventurer, He was in a fight with a bear and dodged an attack...But he laned in a pool of water. I swam around trying to get out but couldnt, and I was drowning. So I did the only thing I could and threw my skimitar at the bear. Its head flew off and I died happy.

[Maggarg - Eater of chicke]

I fell into a dry pond and died of thirst after living off my vomit and blood coverings waiting for rain.

[Cheshire Cat]

I fell into a dry pond and died of thirst after living off my vomit and blood coverings waiting for rain.

yeah this sort of thing has happened to me twice. once in a dry pond and once in a random channel in a fort i was exploring. such an annoying way for a high end adventurer to die.

oh, i also went on a mad wolf slaughtering spree with a pig tail shoe as a weapon when i was trying to find a decent town to buy weapons and armor in, and after depopulating the world of 30 or so wolves i met a cougar and it completely served me.

[mattyb3]

my most embarrassing death was.. really embarrassing  oh and hilarious.

After playing a few games in adventure mode, i learned  that committing crimes at night stops the guards from mobbing you, so i sneaked into a village at night, to murder people in their sleep.

I came upon a house with a sleeping child (sharing the same bed with a crossbow and and a engineer, er.) I proceeded to wrestle the child trying to strangle it.

However, the child woke up, fought back, and began strangling me. as i reached for my axe, i somehow BLED to death, despite not being wounded at all. 

So essentially, a child strangled me so hard, i somehow bled to death. Those kids are hardcore.

[Saber]

I went into an settlement and decided to fight a bunch of people. I started attacking a master crossbowman, and after I had defeated him, I spent some time looking around for more victims. I wandered into a building and found a bunch of children and a shopkeeper. I decided to kill them, which was easy because they took me on 1 on 1. Once I had tried to walk out. three kids ambushed me, and I barely made it out alive. I hadn't know elven children were so strong. I walk out of the building, thinking myself to be safe, but then a shopkeeper and a child attack me. I fight back, but then the worst happens, and my lower spine gets bruised. Yeah. So then another kid comes, my spear somehow ends up inside me, and I lie dead in the middle of a bunch of elven blood.

So, yeah. Elves are deadly.

[socially_inept_butterfly]

I had just finished wiping out a human town. There were no survivors, of this I was certain.
So I'm Traveling to a dwarf mountainhome to do the same when I'm ambushed by...1 wolf.

Well, this one wolf quickly loses it's nose, two paws, and an eye. It then charges me and I dodge into a river. The end.

[Peewee]

I ALWAYS set my dodge preference to stand ground because of that.

most embarrassing... I expected cyclops' to be easier the first time I fought one, so I got my spear stuck in it, and I couldn't land any wrestling moves.
The cyclops hit me weakly about five times before it landed a hit on my head.

[Danaru]

I was walking around, taking money from empty stores (it was night time) and just generally stealing. I got ready to leave the town when BOOM SPEAR TO THE HEAD

TWIST
TWIST
TWIST
TWIST
TWIST
TWIST
You have been struck down

it all happened so fast I almost started crying

[Roundabout Lout]

Shiny Reinbows the Legendary Vestibule of Slaughter
Full Adamantine equipment
full list of notable kills:
35 Goblins
70 Elves
Killed by a wooden arrow to the heart, straight through the adamantine.
By next release, that wound would have only been a bruise.

[Jebraltix]

I was out with my party going to a quest sight and i bumped into a few wolves... So I go to attack one and it leaps at me, I jumped back... into a lake and DROWNED

EDIT:Ahh, didn't see this post

Hmm,...My most embarrassing death eh? Would probly be my super awesome adventurer, He was in a fight with a bear and dodged an attack...But he laned in a pool of water. I swam around trying to get out but couldnt, and I was drowning. So I did the only thing I could and threw my skimitar at the bear. Its head flew off and I died happy.

[Gauphastus]

I've done the very same thing. Out on the map, wandering around. Encounter with wolves.
Dodged into pool of water. Drowned.

Happens fairly often. 


Most embarassing death though? Not that.
Once, I found a chasm.
I went up to the edge and made my guy walk off.

What?
I wanted to see what was down there...

[Deon]

The most unique death for me was... by a cave in.

yeah, a few versions back, when occasional caveins were quite often. I encounter some creatures (hadn't a chance to see them) and "part of the cavern has collapsed".... I think what the hell... WHAT? Oh my...
Now I fear for the re-introduction of actual caveins and falling stones.


The wolves are epic by the way. It was a few times when I had my both eyes torn by a single wolf with one bite...

[Deon]

Lol, I've beaten myself. I've started as a modded "lizardman", lizardmen are cold-blooded.

My message screen from the start:


Just...

P.S. YOU KNOW WHAT! SEAN MIRRSEN!!!!!
It's his mod. It's his frost-steel alloy... The shield from this alloy killed me...

[filiusenox]

Heres my most embarassing death:
I had a full suit of steel plate, a masterpiece iron sword and you know what happened to me? I got shot by a blind marksman! HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?

[Funk]

pushed by a priest in to a pool of water,
killed by wolfs in one trun,
children punching you to death,
but the time i fell down a 10 deep death pit i had made is the top one for me