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Author Topic: [40d] Pantsless Champion Royal Guard stuck sparring with herself.  (Read 2998 times)

amade

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Like the title says.

In detail: I noticed a fortress guard and the royal guard in question had been stuck wrestling with each other for a very long time that the royal guard became thirsty though she didn't stop sparring to get himself a drink. [v]iewing them showed that they had no active tasks (it only showed royal/fortress guard, they didn't even have the "sparring in barracks"). Looking in their inventory lists showed that the fortress guard had the royal guard's leggings and the royal guard had the other's left gauntlet. I told them to dump each other's equipment and they immediately dropped the stuff in their hands. The fortress guard went on to pick up a new gauntlet but the pantsless royal guard didn't budge. She still had the purple flashing status which meant that she is still wrestling but since the fortress guard had left it appears as if she's wrestling by himself.

Ordering him to change equipment didn't amount to anything. And since she's a champion I had limited control over her. I tried to undesignate the barracks but she was still stuck, even after I resorted to deconstructing the associated furniture as well. I'm afraid that the bugger's gonna die of dehydration unless she falls asleep soon which I hope would unstuck him.

I'm gonna try releasing a goblin prisoner in her vicinity and see if it has any effect.

edit: The guard fell asleep, woke up and was still stuck. Releasing a goblin near her didn't unstuck her either, and my hammerer which had yet to hammer anyone and was probably itching to hammer someone had a free goblin. I tried dumping the other left gauntlet the guard had in case I was dumping the wrong one but it still had no effect on her.

Anyone has any ideas?

edit again: This time I tried releasing a goblin so that it is right next to the guard. They fought and the guard was unstucked.
« Last Edit: December 24, 2008, 10:17:13 am by amade »
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Re: [40d] Pantsless Champion Royal Guard stuck sparring with herself.
« Reply #1 on: December 24, 2008, 01:17:13 pm »

She wasn't sparring with herself, she was getting much needed 'relief' while working out her upper arms.
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Re: [40d] Pantsless Champion Royal Guard stuck sparring with herself.
« Reply #2 on: December 24, 2008, 06:41:50 pm »

Yes, I knew someone would come along and mention that :-P
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Re: [40d] Pantsless Champion Royal Guard stuck sparring with herself.
« Reply #3 on: December 25, 2008, 03:09:39 pm »

She wasn't sparring with herself, she was getting much needed 'relief' while working out her upper arms.
I was thinking the exact same thing when I read the title.

She must be having a really good time. ;)
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Re: [40d] Pantsless Champion Royal Guard stuck sparring with herself.
« Reply #4 on: December 25, 2008, 03:23:55 pm »

"I'm Sparring With Myself," a B12 sub game.
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Re: [40d] Pantsless Champion Royal Guard stuck sparring with herself.
« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2008, 05:00:32 pm »

I had a similar experience in one of my games.
http://www.bay12games.com/forum/index.php?topic=27134
I also got a similar list of joke responses.  Hopefully it gets added to the pot of bugs. :)
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Re: [40d] Pantsless Champion Royal Guard stuck sparring with herself.
« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2009, 02:39:25 am »

What CoD and Serg said.

I have an Image Relevant .gif, but as this isn't marked NSFW, I ain't gonna post it.

...though people can request it if they want.
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Re: [40d] Pantsless Champion Royal Guard stuck sparring with herself.
« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2009, 02:42:15 am »

*requests it*
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Re: [40d] Pantsless Champion Royal Guard stuck sparring with herself.
« Reply #8 on: January 01, 2009, 03:12:32 am »

Should have sent it; if you don't get it, I'll toss it in a Spoilers box.
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Re: [40d] Pantsless Champion Royal Guard stuck sparring with herself.
« Reply #9 on: January 01, 2009, 04:47:02 pm »

Got it! :D
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Re: [40d] Pantsless Champion Royal Guard stuck sparring with herself.
« Reply #10 on: January 01, 2009, 05:14:52 pm »

Good, innit?
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Re: [40d] Pantsless Champion Royal Guard stuck sparring with herself.
« Reply #11 on: January 01, 2009, 05:52:09 pm »

Small, but good.

Got anymore? :D
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Re: [40d] Pantsless Champion Royal Guard stuck sparring with herself.
« Reply #12 on: January 01, 2009, 06:28:00 pm »

Heh, sorry man. I know OF a few, but I don't have them right now.

I have another of
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and one of
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but aside from that all I have are...well, lemme put it in DF terms.
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Re: [40d] Pantsless Champion Royal Guard stuck sparring with herself.
« Reply #13 on: January 01, 2009, 07:54:45 pm »

Can't you discuss the gross shit via PM or whatever?
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Re: [40d] Pantsless Champion Royal Guard stuck sparring with herself.
« Reply #14 on: January 02, 2009, 12:49:49 am »

No.

No we cannot.
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