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[Armok]

This is a Pun competition!

Post your absolute worst puns here, I want weapuns grade stuff, the kind that makes people curl up in fetal position and wish they were never born.

[Yanlin]

Penis.

[Siquo]

No pen intunded.

[Akroma]

what a cleaver game you have started here

[A_Fey_Dwarf]

That didn't cause laughter, it wasn't very punny.

Oh no I made pun into a pun...

[chaoticag]

I was bitten by an unarmed dwarf!

[Cthulhu]

That really bites, but don't cuspid, I'm sure we can extract you from the jaws of death.  It'll probably leave a cavity in your arm, so brace yourself for some pain. 

[Siquo]

I'm so tired of inci-dental puns.

[Cthulhu]

I'm so tired of inci-dental puns.

Don't be sore.  We're all pal-ates here.

Oh, I quit my job recently, and got a new one at an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.

[webadict]

Oh, I quit my job recently, and got a new one at an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.

The payment for the fruits of your labor must have seeded deep treesentment towards them.

[Pandarsenic]

I see we have some incorrigible punsters here.
I'd like to ask you all not to incorrige them.

[Siquo]

You've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya pun?

[Cthulhu]

Ah, pun times.

[Squeegy]

I refuse to participate in this trash.

[webadict]

That's a bunch of garbage. Don't trash talk this thread. Why not refuse to say anything at all?