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[Cthulhu]

We need an alien invasion.

Kill off a bunch of the populace, burn most of the food supplies, create a real situation of scarcity.  That'll teach them.

Or we can just use my evil plan.

Evil Plan (tm)!

    My objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.

    My motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

    Stage One

    To begin my plan, I will first clone Superman. This will cause the world to leave, confused by my arrival. Who is this ripe bastard? Where did he come from? And why does he look so good in Battle Armor?

    Stage Two

    Next, I will poison the internet. This will all be done from an obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of robot warriors hasten to do my every bidding.

    Stage Three

    Finally, I will unleash my armies armies of destruction, bringing about something that's really metal. My name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare beat me up. Everyone will bow before my mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to elect me dictator for life.

[Jreengus]

We need an alien invasion.

Kill off a bunch of the populace, burn most of the food supplies, create a real situation of scarcity.  That'll teach them.

Or we can just use my evil plan.

Evil Plan (tm)!

    My objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.

    My motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

    Stage One

    To begin my plan, I will first clone Superman. This will cause the world to leave, confused by my arrival. Who is this ripe bastard? Where did he come from? And why does he look so good in Battle Armor?

    Stage Two

    Next, I will poison the internet. This will all be done from an obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of robot warriors hasten to do my every bidding.

    Stage Three

    Finally, I will unleash my armies armies of destruction, bringing about something that's really metal. My name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare beat me up. Everyone will bow before my mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to elect me dictator for life.

Mommy!!! I'm scared!!!

[Duke 2.0]

We need an alien invasion.

Kill off a bunch of the populace, burn most of the food supplies, create a real situation of scarcity.  That'll teach them.

Or we can just use my evil plan.

Evil Plan (tm)!

    My objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.

    My motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

    Stage One

    To begin my plan, I will first clone Superman. This will cause the world to leave, confused by my arrival. Who is this ripe bastard? Where did he come from? And why does he look so good in Battle Armor?

    Stage Two

    Next, I will poison the internet. This will all be done from an obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of robot warriors hasten to do my every bidding.

    Stage Three

    Finally, I will unleash my armies armies of destruction, bringing about something that's really metal. My name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare beat me up. Everyone will bow before my mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to elect me dictator for life.

Mommy!!! I'm scared!!!

 Can I be First Tiger?

[Psyco Jelly]

Obviously you would need an army of flying jellyfish...
And cyber-squids. Cyber-Squids rule.

[WorkerDrone]

Obviously, as I am not just Robotic, but also half monster, I'll have a seat of honor at Muffles table. I'm just to darn crazy to be insane. That and there are rumors that I'm black mailing him into making ships go poof in the Bermuda Triangle. Heavy stuff.

[Fenrir]

Oh, you four must be lost. Of course, this thread is almost as absurd.

[Okenido]

I on the other hand gladly accept Muffles to be our new overlord.

[WorkerDrone]

Indeed. *Scratchs metallic beard* His rule shall be glorious indeed.