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[Destroyer224]

I'm sure that everyone here has encountered a dwarf that had a nickname that you found amusing. Normally I wouldn't post something like this, but I just had to share a couple of my own if only to pretend that i'm making someone else laugh.

One of my female Champions with the usual war-train of babies and children happens to have this nickname:
"Sakzul Clinchedarrows the Pregnant Muscle" <- Perfect description!

An metalcrafter who apparently joined the local nudist club:
"Aban Ragslip"

A champion wrestler who decided to stand in the middle of the door during a goblin siege giving a goblin wrestler a noogie:
"Kulet Doorchampion" <- Only problem is that he let the entire goblin army in with his arrow-riddled corpse

Your local noble:
"Iden Bedlabor" <- I hope he gets bedsores from all the labor he's been doing.

A random child who happens to have been in his bed wounded for 99% of his life:
"Nil Seizurewinds"

Feel free to post your own funny/awesome dwarven nicknames!

[LegacyCWAL]

My count, whose name seems to be an omen:
"Ilral Ringmurder"

I have several soldiers who seem to have an excellent grasp of the situation:
-An axedwarf named "Bim Hatchetpointy"
-A GCS clothing farmer swordsdwarf named "ingiz Hallwealth"
-A champion with a Local Leader kill named "Litast Lensswallows the Eviscerator of Hegemons"

One of my stuff-carvers:
"Erush Tradefills"

One of my leatherworkers:
"Thikut Bodicescholars"

[Dwarfaholic]

-A champion with a Local Leader kill named "Litast Lensswallows the Eviscerator of Hegemons"

Wow. That one is eerily good.