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Dakk

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Hardcore Fish
« on: December 17, 2008, 07:56:13 pm »

I think i made fish too hardcore. - Toady One.

Eh, so today i was playing in adventurer mode, for the lulz of it. Walked around a bit with my hammerdwarf a bit, found a river, and a black bear at the same time.
I threw it back with a hammer bash, and it hit a tree right next to the river, and just when i'm about to finish it...

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... Soooo i kept on, travelling near the river, and got attacked by yet another black bear, and this time it managed to dodge my attack, but ended up falling into a river. He was met with hardcore resistance:

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... Need i say moar?
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Re: Hardcore Fish
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2008, 07:58:41 pm »

Fifth picture is priceless when I imagine what your adventurer is thinking.
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"OH NO! That carp is gulping at me menacingly, even though it cannot really threaten me from here on land!  I KNOW! I'll dodge into the water, where I'll be safe!"

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Re: Hardcore Fish
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2008, 08:03:58 pm »

Just say laughs, not lulz.  That is so far removed from english that it's not proper slang, even if this is the internet.  I mean, how are people learning english as a second language supposed to figure it out if it isn't even the same letters as what it's supposed to represent.  Lol is fine, but it doesn't really function well as a nouns. "I tried it out just for lols" doesn't sound good either. [/rant]

This is awesome.  I had my first experience with carp in adventure mode.  I had heard about their ferocity in fort mode, so I charged them.  At first they run away, but after I kill a few (rather easily) they start swarming me.  I quickly get some nasty wounds, and barely make it out of the river.  Good times.
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Re: Hardcore Fish
« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2008, 12:57:47 pm »

¡This cheese is burning me!
I think the solution would be to make the bite attacks pay attention to what type of teeth you have.
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Re: Hardcore Fish
« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2008, 01:10:12 pm »

Man, how awesome would it be if it was not a sturgeon but a salmon?
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