Creamcorn: O.K. I try a different route. This time I make fun of anyone, doesn't matter who it is for the guards entertainment/distrativity.
| Unfortunately, you're gagged.
webadict: I try and break the ropes, using my newfound knowledge of their frayness.
| You fail to break them, but manage to unhook yourself from the wall.
Cheeetar: I pretend to break my leg, drawing the guards attention to me, distracting them.
| As you are about to pretend to break your leg, the wagon hits a sudden and violent bump, actually breaking your leg. The guard walks over to you and asks if you want to amputate.
inaluct: I pound my feet on the floor of the wagon and scream "YA'LL NEVER BEAT US"
"THE SOUTH WILL NEVER FALLLLLL!"
| The guard is offended. He's from the south.
Pandarsenic: I attempt to subtly slip my constraints off.
| You manage to slip your arms out of the binds.
Mulch: I attempt to break the ropes that bind my hands, silently.
| You find a knife in your pocket. Using it, you manage to cut the ropes in two and free your hands.
Frelock: I prepare to attack the guard and driver (but don't actually attack yet).
| He's standing over by Cheeetar so you don't see much. You're distracted by the sudden bump. You learn nothing.
Flintus: Angry that my martial arts display did not convice the guards to free me I intead try and kick through the floor of the wagon so that I may roll to safety.
| You heave yourself into the air, then crash down through the floor. Unfortunately, you're still tied to the wall, so you're hovering inches above the fast-moving ground.
Yanlin: I use my McGyver skills to untie myself as stealthily as I can.
| As you untie yourself, you suddenly become invisible! You are now completely free of your bonds, and invisible.
Boksi: Good idea! I kick the floor too! Lets all kick the floor and break the damn wagon!
| You slam your feet into the wooden floor, but you just don't have the legpower.