Next turn, then!
Creamcorn: O.K. This time I try to break my bonds by ripping them off the wall.
| You struggle a bit, but fail to do anything. You should have taken that mercury strength powder. Even if it WAS a ripoff, it MIGHT have worked, yaknow?
Boksi: I'll attempt to maneuver into a position where I can use the most of momentum and mass to break my restraints. When the guards are distracted, I WILL BREAK FREE!
| You try to manuever into a good position, but you just end up being upside down and held there by the twisted knot of your ropes.
inaluct: After screaming like that for a while, I try to convince the Southern guard to let me go by appealing to his Southerness.
| You scream at the guard for a while. He rolls his eyes. Maybe you're going about it wrong?
webadict: I try and use some sand and blind the guards.
| You fumble in your pockets for a bit, and come up with some sand! 2 You try to throw it at the guard, but miss.
Cheeetar: I try to distract the guard from Pandarsenic.
Pandarsenic: I strike the guard on the back of his neck.
| You start screaming and hollering in pain so convincingly that the guard is completely absorbed in trying to get you to shut up. He grabs his knife.. "If it hurts so bad, we'd better cut it off now!"
| You sneak up like a tiger stalking its prey and smash the man on the back of the neck. He goes down hollering and drops the knife. The driver turns to stare back into the wagon!
| He glances into the wagon, but apparently doesn't see anything, and turns back to the horses.
Flintus10: I decide before anything else can be done I need to untie myself from the wall
| You try to make up your mind about what to do, but you just confuse yourself. Now you're depressed. =( (-1 to next action)
Mulch: When the guard gets distracted, I lunge at him and put him in a head lock with my knife at his throat, and tell him to drop the weapon.
| You don't have a knife on you, so you just pick up the guard's and get him in a head lock.
Frelock: I take the rifle of the guard, shoot the driver with it, and knock the guard out with the butt, all in one smooth motion (though not necessarily in that order).
| You pick up the rifle, shoot and miss the driver, and smack the guard with the butt. He spits out a tooth and glares at you.
| The driver ducks and draws his rifle, staring back into the wagon and wondering what's going on.