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[inaluct]

All I see here is a crowd of "candidates" saying YES to a lot of conservative rights-infringement. People need to make the right choice this election season, and vote for me.

I'll give you all free brownies.

[Nirur Torir]

All I see here is a crowd of "candidates" saying YES to a lot of conservative rights-infringement. People need to make the right choice this election season, and vote for me.

I'll give you all free brownies.

The only people who believe that conservatives have rights are themselves conservative. A vote for Inaluct is a vote towards conservatism! The brownies are not worth it! Do not be deceived, fellow liberals!

[A_Fey_Dwarf]

When inaluct says he will give you brownies, the evil bastard is actually talking about this variety of the kind:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brownie_(Girl_Guides)

A vote for inaluct is a vote for pedophilia and cannibalism 

Edit: Image too big...

[inaluct]

All I see here is a crowd of "candidates" saying YES to a lot of conservative rights-infringement. People need to make the right choice this election season, and vote for me.

I'll give you all free brownies.

The only people who believe that conservatives have rights are themselves conservative. A vote for Inaluct is a vote towards conservatism! The brownies are not worth it! Do not be deceived, fellow liberals!

I said that conservatives are trying to tear down our precious liberties, not that they have rights. CLEARLY, Nirur Torir has "conservative rights" on his mind. Anyone planning to give conservatives rights, like Mr. Torir or A_Fey_Dwarf is CLEARLY a dangerous criminal.

Notice how I spelled CLEARLY in all caps. That's because, unlike my opponents, my campaign will have TRANSPARENCY. I have nothing to hide, unlike A_Fey_Dwarf, who makes accusations of pedophilia and cannibalism.

Why does he make such accusation, you might ask? He does to try and hide his own faults. His own faults of pedophilia and cannibalism.

Don't fall for his conservative lies, ladies and gentlemen.

[A_Fey_Dwarf]

Oh come on, I was only making a joke by taking what you said out of context, does that really make me conservative?

Transparency?
I have clearly explained my plans to you all, I am the doctor and I am taking a risk on the first day so that I can secure the mayorship for all liberals. If this works and I am voted in then the conservatives will not be able to persuade me nor assassinate due to my doctor abilities. Therefore we can have a liberal mayorship until I am then voted out again.

If this fails then the worst that can happen to me is I get sent to prison by the mob tomorrow. Then I will probably be assassinated in prison by conservative scum who are trying to get rid of the key liberal roles. Do you really want that? Losing your doctor on the first day is to much of a risk to take.

[inaluct]

LOOK HE'S BACKPEDDLING

[penguinofhonor]

People talk about the "right" choice. You know what else is "right"? Conservatives. Every other potential mayoral candidate is a conservative trying to sneak into the mayority.

Vote me for mayor, because I'm the left choice.

[Dwarfaholic]

People talk about the "right" choice. You know what else is "right"? Conservatives. Every other potential mayoral candidate is a conservative trying to sneak into the mayority.

Vote me for mayor, because I'm the left choice.

You could say that once we've removed all right- wing candidates, you're what's left.

Har, har, har.

Sorry, just had to say that.

[Karlito]

Well actually by revealing himself A_Fey_Dwarf is now essentially forced to use his ability on himself every night or be risk being killed.  Hording your abilities to yourself is conservative thinking if you ask me.

[inaluct]

Good logic, Karlito. Want an appointment to be my campaign advisor?

[Servant Corps]

6 Ballots has been cast for the Mayoral Election. There are 16 people in this game. Don't forget to vote and tell me if you are conducting Night Actions.

Of course, you don't have to vote. But...well...I'd assume that at least 'some' of you would be voting (if only for yourself).

[a1s]

Mayors are conservative! don't vote! (at least not for anyone who isn't me)
fact: mayors can set free arrested conservatives (so they are conservative sympathizers!)
fact: even in our left-wing-paradise-society mayors have more power than the rest of citizens (they are dictatorial!)
fact: all mayoral candidates have been accused of right wing tendencies? (the position is inheretly more attractive to the right-wing-minded)
still unconvinced? Well, it's your right (which mayors can deny you! ... somehow)

[Cheeetar]

I think we should vote for me, because I have never died on a werewolf game in these forums. If nobody votes for me, I vote for Inaluct.

[Servant Corps]

Somebody asked me how to vote. You just PM me who you are voting for. Votes are indeed secret.

[Karlito]

Good logic, Karlito. Want an appointment to be my campaign advisor?

Hmmm... I'll consider it.  Let's see how this election goes.