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[Il Palazzo]

Oh, I know what you'd like to say, that we should rather focus on Aqizzar and not you. But why? It's you who's the biggest threat to our ability to (eventually) win the game. Even if Aqizzar is not far away from you on that list, you're still occupying the first place.

[mainiac]

Where are the scepters, Il?  Where are the scepters?

[Aqizzar]

What kind of fools do you take us for mainiac?  Me and Palazzo don't trust each other one whit, but we're pragmatic enough not to screw with each other.

Well, I'm pragmatic anyway.  Palazzo is kind of a wildcard.

Oh fuck, I need to take my turn don't I?

[Il Palazzo]

Who will backstab whom? Will Palazzo stab Aqizzar, hoping that he's too preocupied with mainiac to see him coming? Will M stab Palazzo before Palazzo stabs Aqizzar, because he can, and maybe thinks that Palazzo is too weak to handle him? Will Aqizzar stab Palazzo, anticipating Palazzo stabbing Aq, and launching a preemptive strike a'la Bush? Will Palazzo stab M, because he's still the weakest one of the players, after Palazzo himself? Will M stab Aqizzar, because as with mainiac, he's gobbled so many worlds and is a threat almost as big? Will mainiac stab us all in the eye, when we're preocupied with watching our backs?
The potential for stabbity stabbitness in this game is staggering.

And yes, Aqizzar, you ought to do your turn.

[Aqizzar]

Just imagine how much fun we'd be having with five people.  Screw Diplomacy, this game is fucking madness.


I would send you my turn, except M hasn't sent his to me yet.

[Il Palazzo]

Bad M, bad. You just got a +5 points on my list of people and things to backstab.

[Mlittle]

My turn is done.

Turns take a while, now that the universe has gone crazy.

[Il Palazzo]

I would send you my turn, except M hasn't sent his to me yet.

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[Il Palazzo]

And it's done! Hooray! What a show!

Actually it was quite uneventful. Next please.

edit: on the other hand, the ancient relic, known as the Hand of St. Ignatius, had been pried from dead hands(tentacles?) of symbiot scum. For the greater glory of Pancreator.

[mainiac]

So tonight, to you, the great silent majority of my fellow Americans Imperial nobles, I ask for your support. I pledged in my campaign for the Presidency Regency to end the war in a way that we could win the peace. I have initiated a plan of action which will enable me to keep that pledge. The more support I can have from the American people Imperial nobles, the sooner that pledge can be redeemed. For the more divided we are at home, the less likely the enemy is to negotiate at Paris in the charred ruins of their homeworld.

http://theamazingjex.googlepages.com/VoteforChange.sav

[Mlittle]

My turn is done and the war goes on.

[Il Palazzo]

Vote conservative! Vote for Il Palazzo!

[Mlittle]

A true democracy. Everyone is bribed, one way or another.

[JoshuaFH]

I'm not playing, but I'm voting for Il palazzo.

Surely he is the most honest one of the bunch!

[Il Palazzo]

I'm not playing, but I'm voting for Il palazzo.

Surely he is the most honest one of the bunch!

My boy! Chaoticjosh, you old beast, you've got it all sorted out, and spot on!

Turn done.

In other news, we are happy to announce the complete liberation of planet Malignatus! Hooray. We also would like to denounce any rumours that our reclaiming of this planet had anything to do with it's CRAZY FUUU! ABUNDANT GEM PRODUCTION! No sir, not at all.

Ah, yes, about the plague: It seems that it being turned off, means that units will get the yellow plague mark, but will never really develop symptoms. I.e. won't get sick.