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Author Topic: Lye maker should be called Lawyer.  (Read 2806 times)

Jay

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Re: Lye maker should be called Lawyer.
« Reply #15 on: December 10, 2008, 09:41:33 pm »

You can make a weapon that uses these skills and thus gives experience. Make a weapon called a Lawsuit and have it use the Lying skill, and there you go!

The Lawyer sues the Goblin in the head with the +Steel Lawsuit+!
It explodes into gore!

Then make a "Slapstick" that uses comedian skill. Priceless!
Except obviously, the damage type (where you used the word "sue") is tied to the..  damage type.
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Re: Lye maker should be called Lawyer.
« Reply #16 on: December 11, 2008, 04:43:31 am »

Except obviously, the damage type (where you used the word "sue") is tied to the..  damage type.
Perhaps the "sue" damage type just progressively removes the target's wealth and possessions?

The Laywer sues the goblin in the pocket with the +Steel Lawsuit+.
The goblin has lost hold of the *house*
« Last Edit: December 11, 2008, 06:36:16 am by SmileyMan »
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Re: Lye maker should be called Lawyer.
« Reply #17 on: December 11, 2008, 05:10:37 am »

Hang on, lyers make the ingredient for potash, which is the ingredient for pearlash, which is in turn used to make clear and crystal glass, the prior of which I know to be magma proof in furniture form (not craft or instrument form).  Not sure about crystal glass.

Or alternatively, Lyers make potash which is a form of fertilizer.  Lawyers make...
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Re: Lye maker should be called Lawyer.
« Reply #18 on: December 11, 2008, 06:14:21 am »

Lime acres make limes? (more awful jokes)
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Tormy

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Re: Lye maker should be called Lawyer.
« Reply #19 on: December 11, 2008, 07:56:04 am »

Yet another ☼topic☼.  ;D /sarcasm off
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Re: Lye maker should be called Lawyer.
« Reply #20 on: December 11, 2008, 12:25:59 pm »

Except obviously, the damage type (where you used the word "sue") is tied to the..  damage type.
Perhaps the "sue" damage type just progressively removes the target's wealth and possessions?

The Laywer sues the goblin in the pocket with the +Steel Lawsuit+.
The goblin has lost hold of the *house*


The lawyer sues EA in the headquarters with the ☼Adamantine lawsuit☼.
The EA has lost hold of the xxDRMxx.
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Re: Lye maker should be called Lawyer.
« Reply #21 on: December 11, 2008, 03:28:04 pm »

Except obviously, the damage type (where you used the word "sue") is tied to the..  damage type.
Perhaps the "sue" damage type just progressively removes the target's wealth and possessions?

The Laywer sues the goblin in the pocket with the +Steel Lawsuit+.
The goblin has lost hold of the *house*


The lawyer sues EA in the headquarters with the ☼Adamantine lawsuit☼.
The EA has lost hold of the xxDRMxx.

Hey stop bashing EA, will ya? Lot of companies began to use this DRM bullcrap nowadays...  ;D
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Re: Lye maker should be called Lawyer.
« Reply #23 on: December 11, 2008, 04:59:13 pm »

Why not just keep the subject of EA off this forum?  Bringing up just causes mass arguments, any where you go.
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"Oh look there is a dragon my clothes might burn let me take them off and only wear steel plate."
And this is how tinned food was invented.
Alternately: The Brick Testament. It's a really fun look at what the bible would look like if interpreted literally. With Legos.
Just so I remember

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Re: Lye maker should be called Lawyer.
« Reply #27 on: December 12, 2008, 06:45:59 pm »

If you look at the lawcase against EA it is looking very unlikely that things will go badly for EA especially since the Lawyer obviously didn't do their research.

Then again it doesn't matter if the Lawyer's "Research" only has one correct statement out of a hundred... well at least that is how the law SHOULD be however it has been proven that judges and jury tend to often look at a case as a whole.
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Re: Lye maker should be called Lawyer.
« Reply #29 on: December 13, 2008, 08:20:19 am »

speaking of witch, why arent there profesions on communication skills, I would very much like to have a fortress "flatterer"

The king should arrive with these guys. Also, it would be awesome if we had the stereotypical, schemeing stewart or vice-king come sometimes.
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