Oh man, this game is diablo addicting. I'm in a bit of a bind right now, but the story is rather funny. Xom would be cracking up.
After my last character died as a result of my stupidity (and about 20 big kobolds) I roll up a new Dwarf Fighter. The first level seemed to go well. I picked up some nice equipment, including a hat of intelligence (+2), an amulet of stasis, dagger of returning, and TONS of teleport scrolls. I clear out the first level with no issues, and by the time I'm ready to descend onto level 2 of the dungeon, I've gained my 3rd level.
I merrily skip down the stairs and kill a few kobolds. Then I run into Jessica. Deciding discretion is the better part of valor, my dwarf bravely descends to level 3 and into a pack of jackels, kobolds, and goblins. I waste a teleport scroll by forgetting to take my amulet off, and am able to escape by the skin of my teeth. I foolishly walk 2 or 3 steps from where I ended up and am spotted by an orc and a large number of assorted dungeon creatures. I quickly use another one of my scrolls.
...And teleport right on top of Sigmund. I toss my dagger of returning at him (of course it doesn't return) as I teleport out.
And so here is where I am now, I'll let the screenshot speak for itself...
I have one more teleport scroll, but I'm worried where I might end up...
:edit: Come on!
If I somehow survive this, I'm officially legendary.
:edit2:Good lord. I managed to dodge into a corridor, and one of my potions was a health potion so I thought I might actually make it out of this alive. I gleefully hacked through 3 or 4 of the jackals and then this happened.
MOTHERFUCKER
I guess I get to try random scrolls now...
:edit3:
First scroll I try:
SIGMUND FLEES!
:edit4:
Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup version 0.6.0 character file.
196 Durin the Covered (level 4, 0/32 HPs)
Began as a Mountain Dwarf Fighter on Oct 26, 2010.
Slain by a gnoll
... wielding a cursed -3,-1 spear
(9 damage)
... on Level 3 of the Dungeon.
Brett's game lasted 00:55:47 (1877 turns).
Durin the Covered (Mountain Dwarf Fighter) Turns: 1877, Time: 00:55:47
HP 0/32 AC 8 Str 20 Exp: 4/107 (0), need: 74
MP 2/2 EV 6 Int 9 God: No God
Gold 122 SH 20 Dex 12 Spells: 0 memorised, 3 levels left
Res.Fire : . . . See Invis. : . a - +1 dwarf hand axe
Res.Cold : . . . Warding : . b - +0 dwarf scale mail
Life Prot.: . . . Conserve : . c - +0 dwarf shield
Res.Poison: . Res.Corr. : . v - +2 wizard hat {Int+3}
Res.Elec. : . Clarity : . (no cloak)
Spirit.Shd: . (no gloves)
Sust.Abil.: . Rnd.Telep. : . (no boots)
Res.Mut. : . Ctrl.Telep.: . (no amulet)
Res.Rott. : . Levitation : . (no ring)
Saprovore : . . . Ctrl.Flight: . (no ring)
@: very slightly glowing, not resistant to hostile enchantments, extremely unstealthy
A: -10% hp, Str -1, Dex +1
a: no special abilities
You were on level 3 of the Dungeon.
You were very hungry.
You visited 1 branch of the dungeon, and saw 3 of its levels.
You collected 102 gold pieces.
Inventory:
Hand weapons
a - a +1,+1 dwarven hand axe (weapon)
i - a +0,+1 orcish hand axe
Missiles
g - 40 +0 darts (quivered)
k - a +0 dart of reaping
o - 51 +0 stones
s - 32 +0 orcish darts
Armour
b - a +0 dwarven scale mail (worn)
c - a +0 dwarven shield (worn)
v - a +2 wizard hat of intelligence (worn)
Comestibles
d - 2 bread rations
w - a pear
A - a meat ration
Scrolls
t - a scroll of magic mapping
Jewellery
x - an uncursed amulet of stasis
Potions
l - a potion of restore abilities
n - a potion of brilliance
You had 0 experience left.
Skills:
+ Level 3 Fighting
+ Level 3 Axes
+ Level 2 Throwing
+ Level 4 Armour
+ Level 3 Shields
You had 3 spell levels left.
You didn't know any spells.
Dungeon Overview and Level Annotations
Branches:
Dungeon (3/27)
Altars:
Innate Abilities, Weirdness & Mutations
You are agile (Dex +1).
You are weak (Str -1).
You are frail (-10% HP).
Message History
The gnoll hits you but does no damage. You block the giant bat's attack.
The giant bat hits you but does no damage.
You block the giant bat's attack.
You hit the gnoll.
The gnoll is moderately wounded.
The gnoll seems to regain its courage. You block the gnoll's attack. The gnoll hits you with a spear!
You die...
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You could see 9 gnolls, a jackal, a hobgoblin, a goblin (fleeing) and a giant bat.
Vanquished Creatures
A gnoll (D:3)
A snake (D:2)
3 oozes
8 giant bats
4 giant cockroaches
8 goblins
7 hobgoblins
7 jackals (D:3)
2 giant newts (D:2)
5 kobolds
5 rats
51 creatures vanquished.
Vanquished Creatures (others)
2 giant newts
A jackal (D:3)
A toadstool (D:1)
4 creatures vanquished.
Grand Total: 55 creatures vanquished
Notes
Turn | Place | Note
--------------------------------------------------------------
0 | D:1 | Durin, the Mountain Dwarf Fighter, began the quest for the Orb.
0 | D:1 | Reached XP level 1. HP: 16/16 MP: 0/0
154 | D:1 | Reached skill 1 in Throwing
197 | D:1 | Reached XP level 2. HP: 14/23 MP: 1/1
756 | D:1 | Reached XP level 3. HP: 29/29 MP: 1/1
1568 | D:2 | Noticed Jessica
1805 | D:3 | Noticed Sigmund
1821 | D:3 | Gained mutation: You are agile (Dex +1).
1821 | D:3 | Gained mutation: You are frail (-10% HP).
1821 | D:3 | Gained mutation: You are weak (Str -1).
1863 | D:3 | Reached XP level 4. HP: 30/32 MP: 2/2
1877 | D:3 | Slain by a gnoll