Just so you guys have an idea of how weird I am... Here is the description of an anime that has enticed me to watch the first episode:
After two years of studying within the Reiken clan, Ouriku and other inexperienced disciples are ordered to descend to the temporal world for further studies, and Ouriku embarks the journey back to his birthplace
Wait so... Some sort of magical disciple who may or may not be gods... spent two years in a "Intemporal" world and then went to a temporal one? Wait how? I know that is earth but... I must know! DANG IT ANIME!
Edit: I am an idiot... It isn't that there is no TIME in whatever they are... It is that things do not age, they do not feel the effects of time. (no I didn't get that explanation from the show, I just thought of it now)
Reikenzan: Hoshikuzu-tachi no Utage (Edit: second season apperantly... Opps!... though this feels like a first episode)
-3 minutes in: Wow, this is a lot less interesting then I thought. I was expecting something a bit, soul searching... maybe comedy. Yet goodness the opening makes it look like action.
-5 minutes in: Ok ok, its picking up. Obviously something gone wrong but no one will fill in our hero. I like the atmosphere.
-6 minutes in: OHH translations! "No one has seen a hermit in years", how I'd love to take you out of context.
-10 minutes in: UGH! The villagers are idiots! It is this plot again... Come on Master Cooking Boy did this plot... Except Master Cooking Boy is amazing.
-12 minutes in: Man this show's social fu is weak. Come on show try harder! A love I have of these types of shows is just how character maneuver around each other with their words.
-16 minutes in: Wait what? Wait... Did you say "these fools don't know everything is fake" outloud so the guy who does believe in you can hear? Soliloquys can be hard to identify.
-17 minutes in: "Sometimes there has to be blood", well it isn't like you tried very hard... For a smart guy you're not very smart.
-21 minutes in: and thus the day was saved because the hero was never in any danger and he just tanked the villains and murdered them. I know the actual purpose was to show what our hero can do, but I was hoping for a bit less of a "Ohh no mild resistance! Time to kill!" solution.
Ok overall there is a certain style to this anime that I rarely see and that is appealing. The big issue is that our hero is meant to be, basically, a super philosopher and sage at such a level that he basically has super powers... But other than having super powers I really don't see it. I know the villain MAYBE needed to be killed and there was no way around it but I expected more guile and tact then taking out your sword, walking slowly up to him, then going to cut him down in front of everyone and only stopping because someone was like "Hey, maybe murdering a bunch of people in front of the entire village is a bad idea".
Edit: Wait... So... our hero progressed and grown and THIS is what he became? Uhhh... I seriously thought this was a first episode.