If you saw Kancolle and thought "I wish the tits were smaller"
I don't think this is a common sentiment in Kancolle's audience.
Anime died in [year] when [obscure anime I like] died, now all we get is [anime I think is popular but is actually obscure] clones
Anime's death is more a matter of business models not being sustainable in a modern internet context. And I wouldn't call it a true death, it just means that a financing model other than "LN publishers pay for it to advertise their books" and "Sell BDs" needs to arise.
Kiznaiver is looking pretty darn interesting. It actually reminds me of Kokoro Connect and... whatever that other one was that I can't remember. I like the combination of wonky artwork and trippy setting. Not sure what direction it's going in just yet.
I was really impressed by the visuals at first, but I feel like that fell off a bit in the second episode, and the writing continued to not really wow me. Maybe it's a matter of taste, but it feels overwrought and trite rather than the usual Trigger staple of over-the-top and enjoyably cheesy. Too direct of a focus on (melo)drama, perhaps.
"Naval porn" produces zero relevant hits (do not do this*).
Did you mean: Navel porn
I guess Google's predictive searching is actually quite good, because that did capture my curiosity at least. Gay sailor buttsex would have been utterly boring in comparison.
Watched the first two episodes of Ristorante Paradiso, and it's interesting in that it's a Josei, is very cultural and classy, and has a female main character that's goddamn thirsty, Jesus. Like, calm down woman!
So it's interesting in that it's a Josei? They tend to be "cultural and classy" as a general rule, and I don't think a "thirsty" MC is particularly out of genre either.