Current EventsUm. Went on a date with Saber. We didn't look for Lancer or the second Archer guy and I went on a date with Saber so that she has a reason to live. And we dated together. We started walking back home on foot across the bridge.
Happy Saber!
Wait never mind. We got in an argument and I (Shirou) ran away crying. Boo-hoo!
Remember his feelings people.
After falling asleep crying into my pillow I'm awoken by Tohsaka at 10pm because Ilya is hungry and like what's going on where's Saber. I completely forget what happened today and tell Tohsaka that's she probably around the house before running back to Shinto looking for Saber. I find her on the bridge still standing there after a few hours and we decide it's best to go back home, however
Hey dude. I guess this guy would come back the next day good thing I planned that ahead of time and didn't not mention it once. That would be foolish.
He wants to rape Saber as well, because PROMOTIONS
Then he hits me with a hammer or something and I fall to the side totally crippled and can't move. I watch as Saber and Archer#2 fight.
Although it's pretty one-sided because this guy has every single sword that has ever existed ever. Or Noble Phantasm I should say. Shirou is able to figure out this guy's name is Gilgamesh anyway so I'll be using that from now on. Gilgamesh is like the King of Kings and has all the weapons.
Saber starts to use her Noble Phantasm EXCALIBUR but it's cut short by Gilgamesh's counters. He can counter everything pretty much.
Like with this thing.
FU HAHAHAHAHAAHA I'M A DOUCHE BAG
And he blasts Saber away with the counter. Shirou has enough strength to move his head and see this
Damn. Shirou tries to support himself back up from that first attack and manages to stand upright. He then does projection magic again (against Tohsaka's advice but screw her) and tries to attack Gilgamesh with the sword in the stone again. Gilgamesh isn't amused by this lowlife and launches a ton of swords at Shirou, only for him to parry all the blows. In aggravation Gilgamesh decides not to hold back and slices at Shirou with whatever sword, destroying Shirou's sword and knocking him way back.
Sliding. Sliding sliding thud
Saber cries out to Shirou in terror, telling him not to move.
Shirou tries to figure out what's wrong
His was cut from the left shoulder curving down into his waist. He's almost split into two.
And here's where I kinda get bugged.
In some work of sorcery, Shirou literally pulls himself together and manages to stand up again. He's still missing his arm but amazingly his exposed entrails don't fall out. He projects some masterpiece of sword which Saber jumps up to assist with just like in the forest and the attack Gilgamesh, who counters at the same time.
In the characters and my amazement, Gilgamesh's weapon is destroyed and his shoulder is burned something fierce. In a rage Gilgamesh flees the scene.
Then a bunch of swords come and pull Shirou together.
A bunch of swords
pull Shirou back together
swords
his arm and mid section are reattached firmly
And then Saber hugs Shirou. Shirou falls unconscious again and he wakes up late at night in his room with Saber. The voices turned off so I read on in fear and skipping quickly through the second sex scene which didn't interest me the slightest.
cough
CharactersMastersShirou EmiyaUh, he can even grow limbs back. :\
Rin TohsakaBleh.
Shinji MarouDead still, can't regenerate or anything.
Ilyasviel EinzbernLittle Miss not here.
ClassmatesIssei RyudouGarbage!
Sakura Marou Fishroll
Fuji-NeeMackerel
Don't have comments on any other classmates or teachers. Nothing notable at least.
ServantsArcherDead.
LancerWho cares.
SaberSex.
BerserkerDead.
RiderDead.
AssassinDEAD.
CasterDead.
Gilgamesh\Archer#2Smug asshole.
MiscellaneousKirei KotomineNope.
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