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[JoshuaFH]

Somebody needs to build an active volcano inside a fortress inside an active volcano.

and then somebody needs to make an engraving of it. then somebody needs to make an engraving of THAT engraving.

[woose1]

And then someone has to make a sword with all that engraved on that, and make it out of TIGERS.

[Untelligent]

And then have a picture of the sword engraved on the sword.

[NUKE9.13]

Someone get Urist McEscher

[Danaru]

Here's a bit of an update, just got this message.



the poor bastard's been bleeding out for the past 5 or so years.

he is getting an EPIC burial.

[madrain]

Set his coffin on a drawbridge, pull the lever, catapult him over your combined soldier dwarves.

[Sir_Geo]

Do the bones stay in the coffin if you deconstruct it?
In my experience it just leaves a pile of dwarf bones.

[SolarShado]

Set his coffin on a drawbridge, pull the lever, catapult him over your combined soldier dwarves.

I'm pretty sure you can't build a coffin on a bridge, as they both count as buildings.
Good idea tho.

[Plank of Wood]

Put his coffin inside an arena. Have as many soldiers, PoWs and wild animals fight in there as you can at one time.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

[StrikeTheSand]

Put his coffin inside an arena. Have as many soldiers, PoWs and wild animals fight in there as you can at one time.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

Don't forget the traps linked to random pressure plates where dwarves outside the arena have to travel to get places!

Dwarf: Man I'm thirsty...
*Narrow corridor*
*Bloodcurdling scream*
Dwarf: What the...?

[Creamcorn]

Put his coffin inside an arena. Have as many soldiers, PoWs and wild animals fight in there as you can at one time.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

Don't forget the traps linked to random pressure plates where dwarves outside the arena have to travel to get places!

Dwarf: Man I'm thirsty...
*Narrow corridor*
*Bloodcurdling scream*
Dwarf: What the...?

I suggest dropping prisoners into holes all rigged with some awesome trap.

something like this.

= Walls
+ Floors
^ Are pressure plated floors
g Our guests, who are also underneath some awesome death trap, bonus points for dropping water in there every once in awhile to get a awesome bloody water effect

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+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+
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=g=g=g=g=g=g=g=g=g=g=g=g=
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So, here's what happens, dwarf walks across pressure plate, sets off trap, kills prisoner, drop another one after that, so that way your dorfs can also get kills

[Danaru]

Well, it seems that I won't be able to do ANY of these suggestions. I don't think I'll have this fortress much longer.

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I'm going to go drown myself now.

[Hawkfrost]

Was that all at once?
Goddam.

[Emperor_Jonathan]

Deal with it. Lock down the fortress, use Dwarf Companion whatever.

The Burial is going ahead.

[Jackrabbit]

Place the coffin at the center of your fortress and lure the goblins into the area and fight them with your entire fortress. He will lie, resting, among blood and screams and death. Then check the coffin into magma. Yay magma!