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varkarrus

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Satan worshipping dwarves.
« on: December 09, 2008, 05:22:16 pm »

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Re: Satan worshipping dwarves.
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2008, 05:24:08 pm »

You mean that ISN'T normal dwarf behavior? >_>

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Re: Satan worshipping dwarves.
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2008, 05:57:42 pm »

no you need to add pointy ears.
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Re: Satan worshipping dwarves.
« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2008, 06:30:41 pm »

I thought this thread was about how satan viewed dwarves as deities
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Re: Satan worshipping dwarves.
« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2008, 06:44:12 pm »

Ahh...so much ignorance.

Goths, aka people who worship evil and don't even know who Satan is, are the ones that commit blood sacrifices.

Satanists on the other hand, respect all life.
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Re: Satan worshipping dwarves.
« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2008, 09:09:33 pm »

What you have all failed to realize it that those are not, in fact, dwarves. Those are gnomes. Would a dwarf wear an obnoxiously huge red pointy hat like that? No chance. Dwarves also would not use daggers. Dwarven sacrifices are conducted with more dwarfy weaponry, like axes or hammers. Thus, those are gnomes.

Damn bloodthirsty gnomes.
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Re: Satan worshipping dwarves.
« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2008, 09:18:37 pm »

What you have all failed to realize it that those are not, in fact, dwarves. Those are gnomes. Would a dwarf wear an obnoxiously huge red pointy hat like that? No chance. Dwarves also would not use daggers. Dwarven sacrifices are conducted with more dwarfy weaponry, like axes or hammers. Thus, those are gnomes.

Damn bloodthirsty gnomes.

Gnomes are jealous little critters who wish they were dwarves.
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Re: Satan worshipping dwarves.
« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2008, 09:22:49 pm »

Goths, aka people who worship evil and don't even know who Satan is, are the ones that commit blood sacrifices.
That.  Is.  STUPID.  I have known goths that are christians and go to church and stuff (not well, mind, but they didn't act like they worshiped evil either).
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Re: Satan worshipping dwarves.
« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2008, 09:42:46 pm »

What you have all failed to realize it that those are not, in fact, dwarves. Those are gnomes. Would a dwarf wear an obnoxiously huge red pointy hat like that? No chance. Dwarves also would not use daggers. Dwarven sacrifices are conducted with more dwarfy weaponry, like axes or hammers. Thus, those are gnomes.

Damn bloodthirsty gnomes.

Gnomes are jealous little critters who wish they were dwarves.

Looks like a dwarf wearing a glass hat full of blood. With gold and silver talons growing out of his hand. And about to eat the heart of his friend. BTW, those are some nice +Cat tallow satanic candles+.
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Re: Satan worshipping dwarves.
« Reply #9 on: December 09, 2008, 09:45:15 pm »

Goths, aka people who worship evil and don't even know who Satan is, are the ones that commit blood sacrifices.
That.  Is.  STUPID.  I have known goths that are christians and go to church and stuff (not well, mind, but they didn't act like they worshiped evil either).

Goths are basically christians when you think about it, so I'm not surprised.
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Re: Satan worshipping dwarves.
« Reply #10 on: December 10, 2008, 07:57:28 am »

Goths, aka people who worship evil and don't even know who Satan is, are the ones that commit blood sacrifices.
That.  Is.  STUPID.  I have known goths that are christians and go to church and stuff (not well, mind, but they didn't act like they worshiped evil either).

Goths are basically christians when you think about it, so I'm not surprised.

Non-Religious Goth Tribe Representin'

don't assume anything about Goths, a culture as individualistic as ours can't be defined with such a homogeneous label. In fact, labels are wrong, assumptions are wrong, and you have to take each Goth as they are.

Emo's/Scaries/Wannabes and others maybe. They feel they need to associate with particular themes/memes. They just don't get it.

A good book to read (if you're interested of course) is Paul (Purple Goth) Hodkinson's Goth: Identity, Style and Subculture. You can find it on Amazon at http://www.amazon.co.uk/Goth-Identity-Subculture-Paul-Hodkinson/dp/185973605X

Sorry for the OTness, but people bashing Goths is one of my pet hates :P
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Re: Satan worshipping dwarves.
« Reply #11 on: December 10, 2008, 12:41:34 pm »

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In fact, labels are wrong, assumptions are wrong, and you have to take each Goth as they are.
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Emo's/Scaries/Wannabes and others maybe. They feel they need to associate with particular themes/memes. They just don't get it.
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people bashing Goths is one of my pet hates

O_o

Uh... 'kay...
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Re: Satan worshipping dwarves.
« Reply #12 on: December 10, 2008, 12:44:32 pm »

What you have all failed to realize it that those are not, in fact, dwarves. Those are gnomes. Would a dwarf wear an obnoxiously huge red pointy hat like that? No chance. Dwarves also would not use daggers. Dwarven sacrifices are conducted with more dwarfy weaponry, like axes or hammers. Thus, those are gnomes.

Damn bloodthirsty gnomes.

once again incorrect! they are redcaps which are like gnomes only bloodthirsty. their caps are red because they soak it in the blood of their victims.
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Re: Satan worshipping dwarves.
« Reply #13 on: December 10, 2008, 01:06:37 pm »

Damn Goth posers >:(
Where were you when we were sacking Rome?
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Re: Satan worshipping dwarves.
« Reply #14 on: December 10, 2008, 03:39:19 pm »

once again incorrect! they are redcaps which are like gnomes only bloodthirsty. their caps are red because they soak it in the blood of their victims.

I define reality here. Gnomes.
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