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[varkarrus]

Step one: Modify game by inserting [SPEED:1] into the Dwarf's code.

Step 2: Remake world

Step 3: Embark on a goblin fortress

Step 4: Dig out channels all around it.

Step 5: Mine out the entire area below it

[Magua]

1) Build a tower to the top of the map.

2) Test if Galileo's theories on the speed of falling objects hold true in DF.  Goblins, pets, anvils, you name it.

[Yanlin]

1: Steal socks
2:
3: PROFIT!

[Foa]

1) Build a tower to the top of the map.

2) Test if Galileo's theories on the speed of falling towers works in DF.

Fixed.

• Make a Fort
• Make Bulkheads
• Make a bulkhead lock trap
• Flood said trap with lava when it is actvated.
  
• Open the Bulkhead lock trap
• Watch a wave of lava kill everyone
• 
• PROPHET!

Now beat that!

[Kardos]

1) Build a tower to the top of the map.

2) Test if Galileo's theories on the speed of falling towers works in DF.

Fixed.

• Make a Fort
• Make Bulkheads
• Make a bulkhead lock trap
• Flood said trap with lava when it is actvated.
  
• Open the Bulkhead lock trap
• Watch a wave of lava kill everyone
• 
• PROPHET!

Now beat that!

Ever try pressurizing a 1tile wide magma corridor with over a hundred pumps?
....   I wonder if that would work.

Glorious Edit:  Feed several dozen water cannons upwards into an underground magma corridor.  Next,dig 1x1 tile shafts to the surface from that magma corridor.
Test Question: Will the resultant U-bend cause the steam/water/magma/obsidian to shoot up and across the map?

[Mephansteras]

Looks like the Dwarven Academy of Science is back in action.

You are required to perform these tests and report your results!

[Foa]

Glorious Edit:  Feed several dozen water cannons upwards into an underground magma corridor.  Next,dig 1x1 tile shafts to the surface from that magma corridor.
Test Question: Will the resultant U-bend cause the steam/water/magma/obsidian to shoot up and across the map?

That don't work.

Should I? Lesse; possible victims, gobbos, and lye makers.

[Muz]

I'm happiest creating a noble room flooding system. Really, I am, even when I don't use it

[JoshuaFH]

I'm happiest creating a noble room flooding system. Really, I am, even when I don't use it

"Ya know what this fort needs? a noble drowning room!"
"a noble drowning room sir?... but sir... we're a democracy!"
"NO BUTS, now get building!"

[Akhier the Dragon hearted]

hah thats short sighted! now caging them with special knockout rooms! thats the ticket. need to test if but they might not even give mandates if in a cage though that might not work.
TEH ROOM:

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F fortifications/  S statue/ + floor/ I support/ T cage trap/ chanel _/ # wall/ D door
top:
+++++++
+++++++
+++_+++
++_+_++
+++_+++
+++++++
+++++++
bottom:
#######
#TTTTT#
#TFSFT#
#TSIST#
#TFSFT#
#TTTTT#
###D###
diaganal connections dont support so when the support is callapsed the floor above collapse making dust which will knockout anyone in the room making them get caught in the traps. this works for nobles, elfs, humans, and any nonhostile

[Duke 2.0]

 Drop a fortress on people I don't like.

 Not a wall, not a floor.

 A fortress.

[Randominality]

caging the hammerer could be good though that way you dont have to set up a specialist prison for him.

[DI7789]

The FUNNEST thing to do in DF:

Lose

[Tormy]

1. Build a huge arena
2. Capture lot of gobbos
3. Release all of the gobbos in the arena.
4. Convice some nekkid dwarves that they must fight in the arena nekkid, or else...their rooms might be flooded while they are sleeping. 
5. Have fun watching the mass wrestling event. 

[woose1]

1. Build a huge arena
2. Capture lot of gobbos
3. Release all of the gobbos in the arena.
4. Convice some nekkid dwarves that they must fight in the arena nekkid, or else...their rooms might be flooded while they are sleeping. 
5. Have fun watching the mass wrestling event. 

GAYYYY-
Unless it was japanese school-girls, of course...