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Author Topic: Blockedlance - No More Stops Until Ragnarok!  (Read 434184 times)

Moose Fisher

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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #1095 on: October 10, 2009, 04:16:39 pm »
I can't tell who's worse, Mogror or Queen Urist.


Also, Mr. Gimp, which of the Duchess daughters did I get?
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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #1096 on: October 10, 2009, 04:40:59 pm »
Big Brother is three syllables, as does Queen Urist.

Coincedance? I THINK NOT!
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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #1097 on: October 11, 2009, 04:21:28 am »
Quote from: Plank of Wood on October 10, 2009, 04:40:59 pm
Big Brother is three syllables, as does Queen Urist.

Coincedance? I THINK NOT!
You forget that big brother doesn't actually exist, he's just an imaginative face the inner party uses.
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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #1098 on: October 11, 2009, 05:53:37 am »
That was never actualy factually stated in the books, it's more of just an interpritation by a confused and insignificant man.

You never actually do find out whether he is real or not.
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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #1099 on: October 11, 2009, 10:47:35 am »
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I heard that we'll be getting someone new in the hells. That's good. I hope they arrive in ours. Having sex as a form of unboredom is becoming tiresom if you will believe me.
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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #1100 on: October 11, 2009, 01:13:04 pm »
I'm so evil it's painful.
Only to other people, obviously.
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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #1101 on: October 12, 2009, 01:14:56 am »
Mr. Gimp, i have heard about your FPS problem.

Have you tried lowering the GFPS? i got 15FPS and when i changed it to 10 i got 60
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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #1102 on: October 12, 2009, 11:43:58 am »
Quote from: Akhier the Dragon hearted on October 10, 2009, 02:11:46 am
Bah! he's lucky cause he just gets reborn. In a good hell they can get 3 times the pain at half the cost.

also I want in as a smarter then average rebel named akhier

Sure.  The rebels have been smashed though...but if theres ever an opportunity for anarchy and lawlessness, or just good wholesome chaos, your dwarf will be in on it.
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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #1103 on: October 12, 2009, 11:45:13 am »
Quote from: Akigagak on October 10, 2009, 11:51:21 am
Big Bomrek, surely.

How is my axedwarf doing? Haven't seen him lately.

He's doing good.  He slaughters goblin and elf squads all by himself, and with one hand holding a beer.  He has like, a hundred notable kills.
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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #1104 on: October 12, 2009, 11:48:43 am »
Quote from: Aldaris on October 10, 2009, 02:11:13 pm
If mr Gimp gives the go ahead, I'm ready to give sugestions on how to implement the dorfsock government, what with me reading the book right now.

You can always give suggestions.  Although...the list of elements to add is getting pretty long.  I still have to dig a spiked 'racetrack' in the arena, and another death pit to fulfill a request I agreed to many pages ago.  Plus theres the Microcline Menace.  So suggestions that dont require me to build or edit anything are preferable.   :)
« Last Edit: October 12, 2009, 11:59:38 am by MrGimp »
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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #1105 on: October 12, 2009, 11:50:41 am »
Quote from: MrGimp on October 12, 2009, 11:45:13 am
Quote from: Akigagak on October 10, 2009, 11:51:21 am
Big Bomrek, surely.

How is my axedwarf doing? Haven't seen him lately.

He's doing good.  He slaughters goblin and elf squads all by himself, and with one hand holding a beer.  He has like, a hundred notable kills.
"Hey baby. Wanna see something cool? Here, give me a beer."
SOUNDS OF SLAUGHTER GO HEER
"And without a scratch. Impressive, right?"
"Swoon, fantasize"

By the way, any major relationships?
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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #1106 on: October 12, 2009, 11:51:40 am »
Quote from: Moose Fisher on October 10, 2009, 04:16:39 pm
I can't tell who's worse, Mogror or Queen Urist.


Also, Mr. Gimp, which of the Duchess daughters did I get?

I gave you the eldest one.  You had been elected mayor, now your brother Soviet Travolta is mayor.  See, with elections, the peasants will think they are free.  They are too stupid to notice that all the administrators belong to the same family.
« Last Edit: October 13, 2009, 11:52:33 pm by MrGimp »
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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #1107 on: October 12, 2009, 11:56:11 am »
Quote from: realmfighter on October 12, 2009, 01:14:56 am
Mr. Gimp, i have heard about your FPS problem.

Have you tried lowering the GFPS? i got 15FPS and when i changed it to 10 i got 60
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Epic.  EPIC!!!!!!!  Haha...I lowered it to 10 and got an FPS of 17-24.  Doesnt sound like much but its four times faster than its been running lately (6 FPS).  I lowered the GFPS to 1 and I get 40 FPS.  But GFPS 1 causes everything to act real choppy.  Like if you hit the arrow to move left, nothing happens for a second.  Then it jerks you over.  So its a little weird. I might just settle with 5-10 GFPS.

Either way....you fucking ROCK man!!!  I never knew what the GFPS did.  haha....it has more effect on FPS than temperature or caveins or whatever.
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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #1108 on: October 12, 2009, 12:03:24 pm »
Quote from: Tradanbattlan on October 12, 2009, 11:50:41 am
Quote from: MrGimp on October 12, 2009, 11:45:13 am
Quote from: Akigagak on October 10, 2009, 11:51:21 am
Big Bomrek, surely.

How is my axedwarf doing? Haven't seen him lately.

He's doing good.  He slaughters goblin and elf squads all by himself, and with one hand holding a beer.  He has like, a hundred notable kills.
"Hey baby. Wanna see something cool? Here, give me a beer."
SOUNDS OF SLAUGHTER GO HEER
"And without a scratch. Impressive, right?"
"Swoon, fantasize"

By the way, any major relationships?

Well I've been *trying* to get these dwarves to bang for years now.  In fact, back when the rebels were occupying the fortress, and the loyalists were hiding out under the temple, I had set the couples I wanted to share bedrooms.  So the high priest and priestess share one, Montague and one of the Duchess' daughters had one, etc etc etc.

But after YEARS of living in the same room, these dwarves still dont even know each other.  Or they have a passing acquaintance.

Im gonna end up having to go the route I went with Urist, and just lock em all in a 1X2 room with their lover until they figure out what goes where.
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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #1109 on: October 12, 2009, 12:07:44 pm »
I take it that means I have no girlfriend?
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