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[MrGimp]

Speaking of songs about royalty...look at this!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taeNMhlf5PU

Can you believe someone would say this about our beloved Queen?  Treason!  Blasphemy!

The Queen is NOT amused!

[Maggarg - Eater of chicke]

Speaking of songs about royalty...look at this!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taeNMhlf5PU

Can you believe someone would say this about our beloved Queen?  Treason!  Blasphemy!

The Queen is NOT amused!

I imagine urist to look like that, but with a matted beard.

[Plank of Wood]

May I request a dwarf, or will I regret that later?

 

[Tradanbattlan]

May I request a dwarf, or will I regret that later?

 

You probably can request a dwarf, and have a garuntee of regretting that later.

[Christes]

Unless you're into that sort of thing...

[MrGimp]

May I request a dwarf, or will I regret that later?

 

Sorry.  Regrets are included.   

What do you want to name the dwarf?

[Plank of Wood]

May I request a dwarf, or will I regret that later?

 

Sorry.  Regrets are included.   

What do you want to name the dwarf?

I'm half wanting it to call it Winston Smith.

Infact, yes, call the Dwarf Winston.

[MrGimp]

May I request a dwarf, or will I regret that later?

 

Sorry.  Regrets are included.   

What do you want to name the dwarf?

I'm half wanting it to call it Winston Smith.

Infact, yes, call the Dwarf Winston.

Sure Ill add him.  We basically have no men though.  And absolutely no un-named male Armok worshipers.  You'll probably be a heathen peasant farmer or something.  Ill put you to work on the pyramid.   

[Plank of Wood]

Sounds fitting for the Dwarf version of Winston Smith.

Unless you decided to make him a member of your propaganda team, then he REALLY will be a Winston McDwarf. Also if you wish to end him, make sure you only kill him by looking up his worst fear/hated animal/object and using that to kill him. Generally, use Room 101.

Overall, doubleplusgood.

[MrGimp]

Urist was walking down the halls.  Suddenly she came upon a dwarf that was hauling massive stones up from the depths of the fortress.  She saw a flash in her mind...this dwarf had no flesh...his face was a skull!

She screamed in terror.  Her guards that always followed her looked awkwardly at each other.

Urist looked back at the dwarf.  He did indeed have skin afterall.  Urist calmed down.  "Oh...Fil....hey there," said the Queen.

"Uhhh....hello your majesty," answered Fil slowly.  It was always bad to have the Queen notice you.  "Did I do something wrong your majesty?  I will whip myself if I did!"

"No no....it's just....so weird," Urist spoke.  "I remember burying you!"

There was silence.  Fil mentioned having to get the stone to the stockpile and quickly skulked off.  Suddenly a voice rang out from behind the Queen. 

"What's all the commotion? Are you all right, your majesty?"  Urist turned to see Lord Lego standing before her, living and breathing.

"AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!" she shrieked again.

[MrGimp]

Sounds fitting for the Dwarf version of Winston Smith.

Unless you decided to make him a member of your propaganda team, then he REALLY will be a Winston McDwarf. Also if you wish to end him, make sure you only kill him by looking up his worst fear/hated animal/object and using that to kill him. Generally, use Room 101.

Overall, doubleplusgood.

As a builder of the pyramid, Winston will probably end up serving in the next cult of freemasonry.  So yeah, it'll be pretty 1984ish!   

[Soviet Travolta]

Hmmmm....I think Soviet Travolta would be a good name for the Duke's son.  The once and future Queen's Consort!

If i'm not mistaken, that would be mean...that i'd be destined to breed the Mother Queen? That would be awesome! That would also mean great opportunities to write in-character impressions of Urist's love parades, so that the world could know more about another twisted side of her personality. One question remains: if she was an Ant queen, devouring her breeder before she lays her first eggs, would she ask Eberdek to taste the unfortunate "stallion"?

[MrGimp]

One question remains: if she was an Ant queen, devouring her breeder before she lays her first eggs, would she ask Eberdek to taste the unfortunate "stallion"?

Of course.  Rules are rules.

[Jim Groovester]

One question remains: if she was an Ant queen, devouring her breeder before she lays her first eggs, would she ask Eberdek to taste the unfortunate "stallion"?

Of course.  Rules are rules.

Ew. That's disgusting.

[Grath]

One question remains: if she was an Ant queen, devouring her breeder before she lays her first eggs, would she ask Eberdek to taste the unfortunate "stallion"?

Of course.  Rules are rules.

Ew. That's disgusting.

. . . And where have you been the past, oh, half of this thread?
(Which I just got done reading. Epic story. Could very well be enough to pull me out of the DF-slump I'm in due to the last fort hitting the Death Zone of low FPS and my starting college)