Rifotkubuk Pranced Upon
Far to the north of Blockedlance, on the other side of Sil Gomath, the elves of Ayithele gathered in an old ruined forest grove. They could not remove the dwarves of Blockedlance from the unholy mountain's corruption, but they
could remove the corruption from the dwarves. They surrounded themselves with ancient wooden idols and amulets. And there in that grove they pranced...they pranced as though they had never pranced before.
Their prancing and happy thoughts summoned their ancient and forgotten Goddess Ayelawethy, the Most Pranciful One. Ayelawethy pranced on down to Blockedlance in her leafy bikini. Armok manifested himself at the gates, intending to stop her...but Ayelawethy's body was so fertile, and her breasts carried the bounty of all of nature within them.
Armok Cancels Kill: Interrupted by BonerTo make a long story short, Armok had some fun, smoked a cigarette and then passed out. While he was slumbering, Ayelawethy marched on Blockedlance unopposed. The dwarves fled in terror at the sight of the loving nurturing Goddess. Ayelawethy did the unthinkable; she blessed Blockedlance and banished all evil spirits! Squirrels and chipmunks replaced the Goat Demons and Fire Demons. The stone walls of Blockedlance crumbled under the weight of the plant life.
When Armok awoke, he was horrified to see what had become of his great hellhole...
"Ohhhhhhh fuuuuck...." said Armok as he watched the moat gently flowing like a brook around the old mossy stone walls. A light mist met his face as the wind blew. "It's...it's...pleasant..." he said gritting his teeth.
"I wont go down like this Elf Slut!!! I will travel back in time and stop you from ever having any power over this place! I will travel back in time and stop that blue elf blood from sanctifying my unholy temple!!!"
With that, the Dark Lord lifted his hands. The water turned murky and black, the land turned ashy and withered. Blockedlance was returned to it's proper state, three years in the past...