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Author Topic: Blockedlance - No More Stops Until Ragnarok!  (Read 434372 times)

MrGimp

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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #915 on: September 05, 2009, 07:32:35 pm »
Summer goes by with another goblin siege.  They outnumbered our military dwarves three to one.  We slaughtered them all without losing a single dwarf. 

In the fall a dwarven caravan comes from Letterclose.  We trade a bunch of goblin and elf junk for some anvils and cheese.  Oh how I wish they would bring fine pewter.



In other news, the pyramid has been under construction for about a year now.  While the first layer of stones are being placed Mogror and his assitant Ravus Maniacus realize a complete and total error in the planned dimensions of the monument.  A line of constructions are quietly removed.  Mogror is glad the Queen is down below instead of up here to see his screw up.



(Okay it was my screw up...I'm still blaming Mogror)
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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #916 on: September 05, 2009, 07:33:51 pm »
Yeah.
Bad totally obediant dwarf.
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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #917 on: September 05, 2009, 07:39:43 pm »
Quote from: Tradanbattlan on September 05, 2009, 07:33:51 pm
Yeah.
Bad totally obediant dwarf.

Well he goes out on those all night quarcaine binges with that raving maniac Ravus Maniacus...then when he gets to work in the morning he's shouting incoherent orders at his minions.

This pyramid will probably come out all crooked and wobbly.
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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #918 on: September 05, 2009, 07:50:47 pm »
But it will be the happiest, most laaax pyramid ever.
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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #919 on: September 05, 2009, 07:53:57 pm »
Warning to all -

When you visit Blockedlance in adventure mode, dont touch the pyramid.  It will fall down.
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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #920 on: September 05, 2009, 09:38:47 pm »
thanks for the include :D
can't wait to see my deeds and escapdes.
collapsable pyramid eh? sounds like Fun.  :)
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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #921 on: September 05, 2009, 11:48:03 pm »
Another goblin ambush in the winter.  MadMonkey slices and dices like a ginsu knife, and goblin limbs and heads go flying.

Queen Urist has not been able to rid herself of these two pesky dwarves who keep wanting a meeting, even though she has been meeting with them for a year straight!  She heads to the Homicide Booths.  The dimwitted dwarves follow her.



At last there is peace.  Urist and Mafol make love in the bloody recesses of Blockedlance's death chambers.

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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #922 on: September 06, 2009, 12:13:01 am »
Blood-
The dwarven lube.
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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #923 on: September 06, 2009, 12:58:26 am »
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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #924 on: September 06, 2009, 01:59:47 am »
Quote from: MrGimp on September 05, 2009, 07:39:43 pm
Quote from: Tradanbattlan on September 05, 2009, 07:33:51 pm
Yeah.
Bad totally obediant dwarf.

Well he goes out on those all night quarcaine binges with that raving maniac Ravus Maniacus...then when he gets to work in the morning he's shouting incoherent orders at his minions.

This pyramid will probably come out all crooked and wobbly.

When you're over a thousand years old, I bet you'll need a bit of pepping up too.
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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #925 on: September 06, 2009, 01:17:51 pm »
Quote from: Maggarg - Eater of chicke on September 06, 2009, 01:59:47 am
Quote from: MrGimp on September 05, 2009, 07:39:43 pm
Quote from: Tradanbattlan on September 05, 2009, 07:33:51 pm
Yeah.
Bad totally obediant dwarf.

Well he goes out on those all night quarcaine binges with that raving maniac Ravus Maniacus...then when he gets to work in the morning he's shouting incoherent orders at his minions.

This pyramid will probably come out all crooked and wobbly.

When you're over a thousand years old, I bet you'll need a bit of pepping up too.

You guys get a lot of pepping up.  In addition to your duties as chief mechanic and courtier of the Queen, you apparently run the Crafts Store as well.  And it's doing better than any other store!  Ravius Maniacus owns the clothing store....but he's running that thing into the ground.  He's trying to sell it for like 390 bucks right now.

The Duchess' daughters own the two other stores.  As is proper for their rank.
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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #926 on: September 06, 2009, 01:27:14 pm »
Spring 237



I have assigned the last non-purple Duchess' daughter to be the new trader, and so the wealth is not accounted for.  Its about 9.3 million.  Pathetically small considering how long we've been here (34 years).  There was a wealth accumulation challenge a while back on the forums and someone got like 40 million within two years.  Hahaha

I think I must've been too busy killing dwarves.  Speaking of which, I killed a heathen Hammerer and Tax Collector as well as the two peasants Urist killed in the Temple, so now we're down to 51 dwarves.  This spring, another Hammerer and Tax Collector arrive, and the Tax Collector actually worships Ber Steelearthen.  Her brain is washable, she can live.  The Hammerer will still have to die.

Another siege comes this season too.  The goblins are really laying it on thick now that our numbers have dwindled.  They know that if they cannot beat us now, then they never will.
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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #927 on: September 06, 2009, 02:04:03 pm »
Quick, bust out the jars of piss and the crossbows.
We're goin' goblin huntin'
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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #928 on: September 06, 2009, 03:11:02 pm »
Randall to the rescue!!!!
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Re: Blockedlance - Grave of a Thousand Dwarves
« Reply #929 on: September 09, 2009, 02:45:23 pm »
Just been cacthing up on this after a LLLOONNGG absence.

2 WHOLE abushes? Alone? Good God.

Do I have a title now?
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