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[Zulaf]

Where there's smoke there's fire fun.

I know i haven't given you much any direction for my new guy, but if hes not the hammerer er......er then like i said whatever will do but if the only option for a armok worshiper is a peasant then you could consider him the fortress idiot or jester or something.


EDIT: Holy cowrap, this is the 600th post congrats MrGimp.

[MrGimp]

Even the peasants are taken up.  The only non-forum Armok worshippers are the nobles.

Want to be the High Priest?

[Zulaf]

hmmm i remember someone saying something about sex on the alter or somthing...... sure.

[MrGimp]

EDIT: Holy cowrap, this is the 600th post congrats MrGimp.

haha, thanks!  Yeah I just looked and as of now this is the 6th longest and 10th most viewed story on the forum!  Woooo! 

Thanks everyone for reading it, glad you like, hope you keep liking it...and Zulaf, yes Priests of Armok can have sex, but they have to smear themselves in cat blood first, otherwise its just plain dirty.

[Zulaf]

Cat blood eh?..... well I.... can.....  do..... I have nothing to say, but ya the the High Priest will be good.

[Creamcorn]

I want quarcaine. Give me a rich dwarf who likes any type of instrument and call Kurk Quarcaine.

edit: make the last name Quorcane

[Jim Groovester]

hmmm i remember someone saying something about sex on the alter or somthing...... sure.

Oh, you must be talking about this:

I'm surprised those two creepy priest people didn't rub themselves down in kitten blood and perform ritualistic coitus. While Queen Urist was watching.

Congrats, MrGimp, for one of the longest lived and most disturbing tales on the Community Games & Stories forum!

[Jackrabbit]

The 666th post must have an appearance from Armok!

I have really enjoyed following this story from the thread where you introduced Urist, to this.

[MrGimp]

Urist has dubbed the high priest with the name Kulaka, which she says is a much more cool and Armoky name than 'Thob'.  All Hail High Priest Kulaka Bomrekdakas!!!





Urist also christened the Philosopher Asmel and renamed him Kurk Quorcane.  She sentenced him to a lifetime of playing the rose quartz harps he had lied about wanting to play.  From now until his death, the miserable dwarf would perfect a new genre of music called 'grunge harp', characterized by his tuning the harp wrong, and the obligatory wearing of flannel.






In other news, the last survivor from the OTHER house of Erib worshippers has been propped up as mayor by Grand Master Myth and the crippled Eribite Heir.  What a predictable candidate.  Urist dreams of one day crippling him, too.

[Creamcorn]

Can Quorcane's death end with him commiting sucide? Wait, than again considering the way this fort is heading I'm guessing that this request goes with saying.

[Lord Dullard]

Can Quorcane's death end with him commiting sucide? Wait, than again considering the way this fort is heading I'm guessing that this request goes with saying.

I think what you meant was, 'Can Quorcane's death end with him being shot in the head with a crossbow in such a way that it LOOKS like he committed suicide'. 

[Maggarg - Eater of chicke]

If only we had more magma. Mogror could make obsidian dwarf-statues or killer saunas.

[MrGimp]

After the baptising of the dwarves with their new names, Urist dismissed the dwarves.  The Philosopher, now Court Musician Kurk Quorcane, bumped into Mogror on his way out of the palace.

"You!" yelled Kurk.

"Oh hey buddy.  Hey I dig the flannel!"

"Shut up!  WHY?!  Why did you set me up?"

"Ha!  I dont know.  Score points with the Queen I guess.  I just kinda like to see people suffer....especially when they bring it on themselves.  When you were bent over that bin and the Queen walked in....hahahaha....that was awesome!!!"  Mogror bent over and had to hold himself up.  His face was red from laughter.

"Damn you!  You tricked me!  I thought I was saving the fortress from Armok!!!  I thought we were all about to be made slaves to a demon!!!" shouted Kurk.

"Hey....I didnt lie about that!  Well...except the part about destroying the idol....that wouldnt stop Armok.  But yeah, she really does worship a demon.  I do too!" smiled the insane old dwarf.

"You're crazy."

"Oh please...flattery will get you nowhere.  Look, count your blessings.  She let you live.  Ive never seen her do that before.  Just be happy your being allowed to live and play the harp."

"Bah!" said Kurk as he shooed the engineer away with his hands.  He stormed off back to his room.

[Byakugan01]

Love the awesomeness...may I request an eribite? One smart enough to runaway and live in a little dirt hovel under a little ways away from the fortress...plotting his revenge for the murder of his family. Or just his father. I know he'll die, but it'll still be interesting.

[MrGimp]

Love the awesomeness...may I request an eribite? One smart enough to runaway and live in a little dirt hovel under a little ways away from the fortress...plotting his revenge for the murder of his family. Or just his father. I know he'll die, but it'll still be interesting.

The Eribites are almost all dead.  The Eribite Heir is crippled and never getting off that bed again.  Theres the last of the other Erib family that became mayor....but Nightwind already called dibs on the first dwarf that went fay, and the mayor just went fay.





So the mayor goes crazy and tells everyone to stop calling him Mosus and start calling him Nightwind.  Its gotten pretty normal around Blockedlance, so everyone just kind of went with it.  His first official act as mayor was to prohibit the export of precious pig tail socks, then he went crazy and grabbed some adamantine.  You better do something cool with it Nightwind!




But anyways, Byakugan, the Eribite Heirs got one sister.  You can be her, shes still under age though...but already a legendary woodcrafter.  If thats cool?