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[Yoink]

You just KNOW Kulaka has some terrible secret agenda that's going to unleash all kinds of horrors on the fortress.
Wait, you did check him for SDIs before letting him 'marry' the empress?! D:
You don't know WHERE that spiky beard has been!

[denisol]

yes , my precious adamantine , i need more of it , never enough adamantine.

[filiusenox]

Hail!
May I have the next Dwarven child not born to the Clan Of Noble Peasents?
Maybe the second son of Urist?
By the way what would happen if there were twins?

[MrGimp]

Spring 278



Glorious.  The fortress is now worth over 18 million copper coins.  Most of it resides in the Imperial Palace in the form of artifacts and gold and platinum stuff.

Speaking of the palace....finally, at long last, we're muddying the caverns under the palace.  The Imperial River Garden shall bloom with mold and mud, as is proper for a dwarven fortress!



It was also this year, that a miracle was bestowed upon our fortress....



The Empress has given birth to a....girl.....ugh.  Who cares about stupid ole girls?  We need an heir dammit....and that takes a penis!

But it's all good, we can make more babies.  The first born daughter of the Empress is named Princess Uggi.  All hail Princess Uggi!!!

[MrGimp]

Hail!
May I have the next Dwarven child not born to the Clan Of Noble Peasents?
Maybe the second son of Urist?
By the way what would happen if there were twins?

If they were twins that would cause the 40d universe to explode.

I can add you, but Uggi, JHLL, and Draken are in front of you.  What do you want me to name the kid?

[MrGimp]

Oh and I also might as well show this.  This is the stats for the Priest-King Kulaka.

[Eagle]

Oh and I also might as well show this.  This is the stats for the Priest-King Kulaka.

Dat floodgate

[uggi]

But it's all good, we can make more babies.  The first born daughter of the Empress is named Princess Uggi.  All hail Princess Uggi!!!

Muhaha, so I get to be Urist's personal human shield! Excellent!

That reminds me of one of my first fortresses, where a tantrum spiral caused this dwarf to go berserk. She started to beat the crap out of the nearest dwarf, which turned out to be her own baby she was carrying. That was hilarious.

[bayar]

My god. This fortress will never die now.

[MrGimp]

My god. This fortress will never die now.

Yeah it does kinda drag it out huh?  A while back, I was planning on just wiping the fortress out and giving Urist a violent end.  But now we at least need to see her little evil ones grow up...so we might as well carry on to see Urist die a natural death.  The adventure tunnels are going to take a while to build anyways.  Urist will probably die of old age and they still wont be completed.

So kick back....this is going to be a while.   

[JacenHanLovesLegos]

Keep it going no matter what. Even if it's 3 generations after Urist, it needs to keep going.

[Innominate]

Keep it going no matter what. Even if it's 3 generations after Urist, it needs to keep going.

That's what they did with Dune, and look how that turned out.

[bayar]

Keep it going no matter what. Even if it's 3 generations after Urist, it needs to keep going.

Yeah, like The Young and the Restless.

[MrGimp]

But it's all good, we can make more babies.  The first born daughter of the Empress is named Princess Uggi.  All hail Princess Uggi!!!

Muhaha, so I get to be Urist's personal human shield! Excellent!

You know, more than a human shield you are still a potential heir.  Afterall, the last two monarchs of the Ageless Matched Lashes have been female.  I would imagine the first born daughter of the Empress would not see her vagina as a disqualification.  So Princess Uggi would definitely have some animosity towards the male heir.

[MrGimp]

Keep it going no matter what. Even if it's 3 generations after Urist, it needs to keep going.

I dont know...it would be cool to have a dwarven lineage of Empresses and Emperors.  On the other hand, I want there to be some adventure fun eventually...and the sooner the better.

Also, the endless siege bug is making it kinda boring.