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[Huesoo]

Something Von Freedem, im Jewelallerates baby.

[BadSyntax]

Ahh, my great plan comes together. Be patient, I told my siblings. Patient. Why? Because the most powerful are the wealthiest! And we will be the wealthiest.

that doesn't apply in BlockedLance. remember this. Give a dorf a shell, he will make a crappy trinket. Give him anything better and urist willvaporize thier ass and take it.

[Innominate]

Will there wasnt much other news this year.  The 'siege' continues.  No one attacks us, and no one can trade.  I am flexible.  I have contingency plans.  Ragnarok can happen whether the game is bugged or not.  But I still wish I could get this siege bug fixed.

Is it possible that there is a goblin out there who just isn't attacking? I seem to remember there being a bug where mounts would flee combat. But they probably wouldn't be ambushing if it is a siege. Is there a tool you can use to reveal hidden enemies (e.g. a visualiser)?

[Eagle]

Bwahahaha I will survive. I should make a coffin for myself, or an elaborate trapped tomb.

[Urist McKing]

Bwahahaha I will survive. I should make a coffin for myself, or an elaborate trapped tomb.

How would you get your body in the coffin?
Cant wait till Cain shows up.

[BadSyntax]

BadSyntax; Miner Cancels mine: Being mashed to a pulp by goblin HammerMan.

[Eagle]

Bwahahaha I will survive. I should make a coffin for myself, or an elaborate trapped tomb.

How would you get your body in the coffin?

Science.

[Urist McKing]

Bwahahaha I will survive. I should make a coffin for myself, or an elaborate trapped tomb.

How would you get your body in the coffin?

Science.

Magma

[nil]

A floor paved entirely with coffins

[Tradanbattlan]

Nonono, You guys are thinking all wrong.
A suit of armour made entirely from coffins.

[Innominate]

Bwahahaha I will survive. I should make a coffin for myself, or an elaborate trapped tomb.

How would you get your body in the coffin?

Science.

If you sit there for long enough, eventually all the particles in your body will spontaneously move inside your coffin.

Of course, if you sat there for the next several billion years the odds of it happening would still be so close to 0 as to be practically impossible. But, theoretically, it could happen.

[PeterMcBeater]

I don't like the idea of Urist dieing without an heir. Screw adoption, he/she must be of the Chosen One's blood.  I propose that all non-married males that are of age be rounded up and put in a room with Urist for as long as it takes dammit.  Armok himself will take possession of the dwarf in question at the moment of glory or if that doesn't sooth the "only suitable mate problem" , Urist's superior blood can't be watered down by mere peasant blood.

[Ninja Pichu]

It appears that because I've tasted dwarven blood I'm now a greedy mongrel.

Such is life in Dwarf Fortress.

Edit: What's with those ampersands on the side of my room?

On second thought I might not want to know.

[BadSyntax]

BadSyntax cancels pay rent; waiting for update

[Svarte Troner]

Ha, In my fortress, one of my masons made an artifact gold statue of the god Urist (Female Dwarf goddess of Chaos)and a dwarf. Urist is striking a triumphant pose and the dwarf is suffering.

edit: There's also another statue of Urist laughing at a dwarf suffering in my dining hall.