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[Kipi]

Nice work!

Could I get a dwarf? Male, preferably in military. Named as Kipi.
If no military then mechanic?

[MrGimp]

THIS IS A FUCKING AWESOME STORY

THANK YOU!!!

I started building sacrifice altars because of you.

Hell yeah.   

Now if you ever start building sacrificial altars FOR me, here is what my majesty requires....

Gimp Almighty's Weekly Sacrificial Demands
1. Place 7 ounces of dried rat weed in a rope reed bag beneath the golden altar of The Gimp, so that my lungs may never know a breath of fresh air.
2. Place 7 barrels of dwarven ale beneath the altar, one barrel for each day, so that my mind may never know sobriety.  It is blasphemous to place elf drinks in my presence.
3. Sacrifice 7 kittens in my honor, and place their delicious meat at my altar.
4. Sacrifice 21 virgins in my honor, three for each day of the week.  In fact, I'd prefer it if you don't really sacrifice them...just kinda leave them there...then close the door.  Don't worry...I'll get 'em.

[MrGimp]

Nice work!

Could I get a dwarf? Male, preferably in military. Named as Kipi.
If no military then mechanic?

You're in.

[Cheddarius]

2. Place 7 barrels of dwarven ale beneath the altar, one barrel for each day, so that my mind may never know sobriety.  It is blasphemous to place elf drinks in my presence.

Sunshine makes Gimp vomit in more ways than one.

[Ze Spy]

1. Place 7 ounces of dried rat weed in a rope reed bag beneath the golden altar of The Gimp, so that my lungs may never know a breath of fresh air.
2. Place 7 barrels of dwarven ale beneath the altar, one barrel for each day, so that my mind may never know sobriety.  It is blasphemous to place elf drinks in my presence.
3. Sacrifice 7 kittens in my honor, and place their delicious meat at my altar.
4. Sacfrifice 21 virigns in my honor, three for each day of the week.  In fact, I'd prefer it if you don't really sacrifice them...just kinda leave them there...then close the door.  Don't worry...I'll get 'em.

I did that , but i don't know what you like so excuse me if i gave Wounded Kittens

[Innominate]

Do you really want DF virgins? They don't have genitalia, and they're filled to the brim with spores.

[Ninja Pichu]

Do you really want DF virgins? They don't have genitalia, and they're filled to the brim with spores.

Well, you do want to have the prime quality spores for prime quality sacrifices to armokchildren, and that's where you find 'em.

I've been following this thread as a guest for a long time, since around The Jewels of Life. Now that I'm finally signed up and stuff in that relative direction... I'd like a dwarf. A dorfy dorf. A dorf's dorf, if you will. Also, I am definitely not trying to stretch out this paragraph at all, definitely.

Name: Chare (Female)
Profession: Anything to do with stone or metal (Blacksmith, Weponsmith, Armoursmith, Miner, Mason, whatever.)

If I get in, I'd also like to see the profile for my character.

Rainbows make me cry, over.

[Ze Spy]

hmmmmm , can't resist this , but....

Spy : "This is Ninja Pichu! Rainbows Make me Cry!"

[Ninja Pichu]

hmmmmm , can't resist this , but....

Spy : "This is Ninja Pichu! Rainbows Make me Cry!"

Scout: "Yeah, it's hard to backstab someone when he's beatin' your frickin' skull in, isn't it?"

I could not resist.

[Ze Spy]

nah , the correct quote is :

"Hard to stab the guy in the back when hes beatin' ya freakin' head in eh?"

but i think i better stop going off topic before someone decides to beat me to death with a golf trophy(reference to "Meet the Sniper")

also , since i am too impaitient to wait for raganrok to happen and start some kind of claustropic explosion that fucks up with the Soul Chamber and revives everyone dead , i am just going to request another one

Name : R. Ced Chlore
Role : i am Sacrificing Nobility for Momentuem and long-time survival , so anything that doesn't involve "Running up to someone and beating him to death with mud and shit and stuff , but i'll prefer Bowyer or wepon manufacturer

either that , or i'll just divide by zero and get my previous dwarf out of that hell cluster-fuck

[Ninja Pichu]

nah , the correct quote is :

"Hard to stab the guy in the back when hes beatin' ya freakin' head in eh?"

but i think i better stop going off topic before someone decides to beat me to death with a golf trophy(reference to "Meet the Sniper")

also , since i am too impaitient to wait for raganrok to happen and start some kind of claustropic explosion that fucks up with the Soul Chamber and revives everyone dead , i am just going to request another one

Name : R. Ced Chlore
Role : i am Sacrificing Nobility for Momentuem and long-time survival , so anything that doesn't involve "Running up to someone and beating him to death with mud and shit and stuff , but i'll prefer Bowyer or wepon manufacturer

either that , or i'll just divide by zero and get my previous dwarf out of that hell cluster-fuck

Someone needs to make a machine fueled by nobles, right now.

[Kaberton]

Oh, also, if you need any sort of story for my guy, just make him an asshole.

[TheSummoner]

So I read through this... all 130 pages... and its awesome... Its half the reason I registered on these forums.

If theres any room, could you add me?  Preferrably male, but female wouldn't bother me.  I'd like my Dwarf to be a sort of warrior priest... Mace wielder would be most appropriate, but hammer or axe would be fine.  As for a story, he could be a high ranking member of the church of Armok, though below the high priest and priestess of course.  Perhaps he could have a role in sacrifices... Gather a large number of prisoners and slaughter them all! Let the blood flow! That sort of thing.  He'd be a complete fanatic, blindly loyal to Armok and his chosen champion, Queen Urist.

[Ze Spy]

i got totally confused at your last sentence

if you ment what i was thinking , then you are totally thinking shit upside-down

[TheSummoner]

"He'd (My dwarf) be a complete fanatic, blindly loyal to Armok and his (Armok's) chosen champion, Queen Urist."