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[Ze Spy]

WAIT , WHAT THE FUCK? DID I JUST KILL A MIGHTLY WARRIOR WITH JUST ONE FUCKING SWING?

ahem , what the hell man? , sorry , Akigagak , its not my fault that your dwarf died , who told you to try and pit your dwarf and mine against each other without asking for stats?

get it over , i just knocked your dwarf out of the game

also

Third Reich

NAZIS

[afrosquirrel]

Excellent, I like Adamantine. When my mood comes, I shall create a worthy artifact!

[Khamero]

Nice work so far!
I guess Khamero is just running around making increasingly less shitty engravings and more babies these days? 

I wonder if I can convince Jewlerette to start up her own little personal guard, now that the queen is a bit shorthanded... Though you had the ending planned out already, right Mr Gimp?

[MrGimp]

Nice work so far!
I guess Khamero is just running around making increasingly less shitty engravings and more babies these days? 

I wonder if I can convince Jewlerette to start up her own little personal guard, now that the queen is a bit shorthanded... Though you had the ending planned out already, right Mr Gimp?

Planned?  PLANNED?

My dear sir, I have been winging this entire thread!  I do have several possible scenarios bouncing around in my head, though.  Its up to DF which one transpires.  I'll be roughly as surprised by the ending as you guys Im sure.

[Maggarg - Eater of chicke]

Obviously what we must do is build a giant mechanical statue of death in honour of the fallen.
As if there wasn't already enough mechanical death, but whatever.

[Khamero]

Well, if you are open for suggestions...

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Having grown a spine from all those kids, perhaps Khamero could persuade Jewlerette to create a new guard, chosen by her personally? As a gift to the queen, to take some of that weight off her back, you know, just being helpful with defending the fortress...  =D
I mean, the queen is getting old after all... Cant do everything by herself, right?
Sure, it will lead to ruin and the decapitation of my entire family, you know, but heck, as you said, my entire family died by her hands. Surely, he is holding some kind of grudge...  I mean, who isint in that place?

And IF everything goes to the executioners, I would like to flee to Eagles private cave, either for a solitary life as a hermit, or to be mercilessly killed in his traps. I can understand that the hermit should stay a hermit. I do hope for Jewlerette to go for the throne though, I'll support her each inch of the way! Propaganda engravings!

[MrGimp]

Armok sat in his burning hellhole lair deep under Blockedlance.  He was quite enjoying himself.  His chosen dwarf Urist had bred a line of ardent and faithful worshipers of Armoks great self, and sacrificed enough elves, dwarves, goblins, and kobolds to give Armok enough spirit energy to wage war with the elven gods for another million years.

It was there, as he sat on his throne of amberized blood enjoying his great successes, that he felt the chill go down his spine.  He knew what it was immediately, due to his godly intuition.  He was gripped with great apprehension.  It was as if the great judge of the universe had slammed down his adamantine gavel and sentenced the universe to a great reckoning.

Could it be so?

Long ago there had been a prophecy.  This prophecy foretold of the time of Ragnarok.  It was said that if the Blood God should ever rise from his prison, that the old gods would rise from the ancient ethereal plane to do battle with the forces of evil.  Among the elves, the battles outcome was guaranteed to their gods.  But Armok knew that victory was his! 

The location of Ragnarok was not foretold in the old lore, but Armok knew that the old gods would attack the heart of his power.  They would strike at Blockedlance, and his dwarven Cult of Blood. 

There would be much clawing of flesh and gnashing of teeth.

[Tradanbattlan]

I have one thing to say.
Shit's about to get real.

[gumball135]

Good to see you're finishing this off.
Would you mind making a copy of the save at this point in time so we can mess around in Fortress Mode ourselves while there are still some dwarves alive?

[Plank of Wood]

Horatio, the Old Gods are going to try to attack Blockedlance...

Well Frank, it looks like this Lance...

... Is about to get Blocked.


YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Moose Fisher]

No Mercy
No Hope
FINAL DESTINATION

[Huesoo]

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I hope my baby ass doesnt get impaled.

[filiusenox]

I hope my baby ass doesnt get impaled.

That sounded so wrong.

[Ze Spy]

All War
No Mercy
No Hope
FINAL DESTINATION

Fix'd

[Mangled]

Ach it's only Ragnarok just set the door as forbidden.